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Author Topic: Lala by Ashlee Simpson  (Read 7830 times)
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« on: October 12, 2006, 02:54:13 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2006, 11:58:53 AM »
Thanks, RVA.  To recap.  This is "my" song.  The important info so far:

This was a challenge by Bill Nguyen....gotta alert him that I'm doing this and that he's pledged $100 for my troubles.  

I have never heard this song, or am not aware that I have.

Here's how imagine it goes:

Lite celesta or other lite keyboard sounds
Ashlee's voice comes on, crooning about how people think they know her, but she's all misunderstood
And that's ok, because she's here to set the record straight.
*cue Timbaland-esque beat*
*cue Matrix-ish production*
*cue "hot" guitar riff*
Ashlee talks about how she's really a real b@#$h and takes what she wants
chorus
Ashlee talks about what all the people who misjudge her can go do to themselves
bridge with possible guest-rap by someone I don't know or a has-been.
chorus
Ashlee talks about how awesome she is
chorus
to fade.

I have procured a copy of the song in question.

Date is still TBD.  I may actually try and push it off until a work day next week, rather than this weekend.
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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2006, 01:18:53 PM »
OK, since I've given notice at my job, I think I can manage my schedule so that THIS FRIDAY, October 20th, I will be attempting this horrendously bad idea.  I'm going to start at approximately 6:30 AM Pacific Time, but first update will probably not be until 7:45 or so.  Target is 8 hours of listening fun, but who knows how long I could go?

Tune in for hours and hours of Ashlee fun, and maybe some tangential musings on Jessica's breasts.

So who pledged for me:  RVA and Bill Nguyen?
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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2006, 01:45:39 PM »
$0.50/hr from me.
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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2006, 02:09:10 PM »
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$0.50/hr from me.


Sweet....thanks Dan!
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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2006, 02:17:36 PM »
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some tangential musings on Jessica's breasts.

This is what I'm looking forward to.
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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2006, 05:23:48 PM »
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some tangential musings on Jessica's breasts.

This is what I'm looking forward to.


I'll even promise links to pictures for you (but no embedded images--I want this thread to be safe for workplace viewing).
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2006, 05:39:44 PM »
Instead of pictures, how about you just send the breasts over to my place.  Either Jessica or Ashlee will do.
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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2006, 08:39:08 PM »
I think you overestimate his abilities.
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« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2006, 05:22:19 PM »
Less than 17 hours to the stary.  I'm trying to mentally prepare myself.  I'm not sure if I should be fasting this evening, or gorging in preparation for the trial ahead.
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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2006, 05:26:03 PM »
Animal Sacrifices.  That's the way to go.
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« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2006, 05:35:17 PM »
Any advice from the folks who've already gone?
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« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2006, 11:20:21 PM »
CR would recommend lots of alcohol.  I recommend staying away from people so you don't end up in jail.  Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2006, 11:47:03 PM »
So why not try both?

Don't forget the gratuitous pictures! :twisted:
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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2006, 12:11:09 AM »
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So why not try both?

Don't forget the gratuitous pictures! :twisted:


On the contrary, I don't think this is gratuitous at all.
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