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slow-dog

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Lala by Ashlee Simpson

« Reply #90 on: October 20, 2006, 05:24:46 PM »

LaLa time: 2:23 (480 minutes)
Mood: Delirious
Interesting Ashlee "Fact": Ashlee once thought the "South Beach Diet" was an 8-ball and a Diet Dr. Pepper.

I wanna la la.

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la


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Dan

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« Reply #91 on: October 20, 2006, 05:27:44 PM »

I just want more of these Ashlee "Facts." They are making my day. I mean, really...who knew she could speak Klingon?


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slow-dog

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Lala by Ashlee Simpson

« Reply #92 on: October 20, 2006, 05:35:39 PM »

Quote from: "Dan"

I just want more of these Ashlee "Facts." They are making my day. I mean, really...who knew she could speak Klingon?

Interesting Ashlee "Fact": The Simpson parents originally only conceived Ashlee in case they needed spare parts for Jessica.


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slow-dog

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Lala by Ashlee Simpson

« Reply #93 on: October 20, 2006, 05:43:30 PM »

LaLa time: 2:43 (500 minutes)
Mood: Delusional
Interesting Ashlee "Fact": Ashlee's raspy, throaty vocal style comes from a combination of cigarettes, esophogeal scarring from bulemia, and injuries sustained from a brief, drunken encounter with "The Hedgehog," Ron Jeremy.

10 more minutes. 10 more #%*^@# minutes and I'm done.


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whigsgeek

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Lala by Ashlee Simpson

« Reply #94 on: October 20, 2006, 05:45:02 PM »

You can do it! I, on the other hand, am flacid.


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I gather speed from you fucking with me.

whigsgeek

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Lala by Ashlee Simpson

« Reply #95 on: October 20, 2006, 05:45:20 PM »

You can do it! I, on the other hand, am a flacid penis in the crotch of life.


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slow-dog

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« Reply #96 on: October 20, 2006, 05:54:03 PM »

LaLa time: 2:53 (510 minutes)
Approximate number of listens: 136
Mood: Done.
Interesting Ashlee "Fact": Ashlee has already scheduled a photo shoot in 2008 with Hustler to revive her career, which will have run it's course by then.
Interesting Ashlee "Fact"#2: When asked by Teen People what the weirdest dream she ever had was, she described an R-rated romp with Marge Schott, Vern Troyer, and Madeline Albright.
Interesting Ashlee "Fact"#3: If you listen to "La La" 136 times in a row, you're legally entitled to punch Ashlee in the face whenever you see her. It's in the liner notes....look it up.

That's it. It's over.


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Rafe

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Lala by Ashlee Simpson

« Reply #97 on: October 20, 2006, 05:54:19 PM »

Nearly done? Come on, mate! 4 millionths of a second to go!

Edit: Christ, those milli-seconds flew by! Congratulations. Now go and listen to something loud and obnoxious, such as "Ironfist" by Motorhead.


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whigsgeek

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« Reply #98 on: October 20, 2006, 05:58:03 PM »

Great job, slow-dog!


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Lala by Ashlee Simpson

« Reply #99 on: October 20, 2006, 07:05:15 PM »

Quote from: "slow-dog"

I remember a nonsense song my dad and I sang when I was a little kid. It went,

"Sitting on my ya-ya, looking for a Wawa"

That's Steve Miller - I too used to sing it!

Just got back in from a gig - s'after midnight this side of the pond - and HAD to find out how you got on.

Congrats SD, you are a credit tall all us torturiathons!


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Dan

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« Reply #100 on: October 20, 2006, 08:05:22 PM »

Awesome thread, awesome work slow-dog. Bravo!

Care to do it again on Monday? I bet we could find a Jessica song for you to listen to.


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Jonathan

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Lala by Ashlee Simpson

« Reply #101 on: October 20, 2006, 08:16:33 PM »

Quote from: "whigsgeek"

You can do it! I, on the other hand, am flacid.

Quote from: "whigsgeek"

You can do it! I, on the other hand, am a flacid penis in the crotch of life.

So which is it?


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Jonathan

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Lala by Ashlee Simpson

« Reply #102 on: October 20, 2006, 08:17:32 PM »

Quote from: "Dan"

Care to do it again on Monday? I bet we could find a hundred more pictures of Jessica's cans for you to stare at.

Fixed that for you, erm, I mean, me.


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