Nazi Punks Fuck Off

[foolsgold]

Me and Napalm Death.  I've downloaded the "song," all one minute and twenty two seconds of it.  One minute and twenty two seconds means I will listen to the the song around 300 some times. 

There is no way.  No fucking way.

8:15 tomorrow. 

[Rafe]

You downloaded that piece of shit?

One minute and twenty two seconds makes it their equivalent of Stairway to Heaven, Leave Them All Behind, Like a Hurricane or Higher Than The Sun, doesn't it? They're all long songs, the only difference being that the guy out of The Death's vocals sound like a cow mooing if its head were shoved down a flushing toilet.

That is a tough mission you're undertaking, mate. Best of British to you.

[JohnnyRoyale]

Me and Napalm Death. 
There is no way.  No fucking way.

 

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[trixi]

Good morning and have a great day 

[foolsgold]

Just a quick check-in while I get some coffee and lithium.  So far, 12 or so listens on my drive/walk into work.

[Ella Minnow Pea]

So is the song getting shorter or longer with repeated listens?

[rva]

I either just found or had totally forgotten Napalm Death are British. 

[c-lando]

Good luck, Dear Sir.
See you on the other side.

[foolsgold]

It is actually two songs in one.  The first half isn't too bad.  Kinda that chugga-chugga, tribal drumming thing that, if I was a professional wrestler in the style of Kane or the Undertaker, I'd use as my entrance music.  It really isn't my normal cup of tea, but I can definitely see how it would fire people up.

But then, 31 seconds in, the "vocals" kick in and the thing descends into a cacophonous calamity of colossally crappy crapola.

Official Death Time - 8:42AM
Official Death Count - 25
Emotional State - Piece of Cake
Official Hate-O-Meter - 1 (out of a possible 10)

[cuddlyevil]

So is the song getting shorter or longer with repeated listens?

And as a follow up question: Do you feel your sanity slipping away?

[kcneon]

Just think - by the time I type this post & hit 'post' you'll have listened to this gem one more time. 

Ah, sweet torturous bliss...

[foolsgold]

Official Death Time - 9:12AM
Official Death Count - 43
Emotional State - Interruptions are bothering
Official Hate-O-Meter - 3 (out of a possible 10)

This morning:
Me: Today is the tourturethon.  I'm doing a Napalm Death song.
Her: It's my mom's birthday, you better not be in a bad mood when we take her out tonight.

Later this morning:
Another her: What are you listening to?
Me: It's Napalm Death.  It's for charity.
Another her: Do you still have headphones?

The song is still short, short enough to make me realize how long certain events in my morning routine take.  Walk from my car to my office is 2.5 times.  Making coffee is 1.5.  Deleting all the make my dick bigger emails is 1.  Reading all the make my dick bigger emails before deleting them just make sure that there are hot pictures of naked ladies in them is 3.

I have a cut on my thumb that I don't remember getting.

[MissKitty]

Heh heh heh...

[c-lando]

This morning:
Me: Today is the tourturethon.  I'm doing a Napalm Death song.
Her: It's my mom's birthday, you better not be in a bad mood when we take her out tonight.

For the sake of your marriage, I hope it's not the Monster-in-Law's birthday. Cos you're fucked if you have to spend time with her after the torturethon.

[JohnnyRoyale]

I can't believe you went to work. I'm glad I don't live in Ohio anymore, so my chances of being shot at work today are now much less!