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« on: September 06, 2008, 05:58:05 PM »
From the BMW Golf Championship:
"We've got balls going in from everywhere."
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2008, 08:58:49 PM »
From the Reds FSN announcers:
"He came with a big stick tonight"
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2008, 11:25:57 PM »
Classic Harry Carey quote...the camera scans the bleachers and comes across an amorous couple in the middle of a public display of affection, "Ah, look at that, young love, he's kissing her on the strikes and she's kissing him on the balls!"
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2008, 08:19:51 AM »
Baseball was an English invention

I guess that just leaves you guys with American Football?
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2008, 10:49:59 AM »
Hah. Umm, or this little game called basketball.
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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2008, 04:27:19 PM »
The ups and downs of a footy fan. Hannover 96 absolutely tonked Borussia Moenchengladbach 5-1 yesterday. First win of the season, and the lads said that we looked top class for a change (that probably means we looked ok, in reality). Elation. Fast forward to right now, where we find Spurs being dragged over the coals by Aston fucking Villa. At Home, to boot. Nice one, Tottenham.

 
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« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2008, 04:43:29 PM »
Quote from: Dan on September 14, 2008, 10:49:59 AM
Hah. Umm, or this little game called basketball.

Wasn't that invented by a Canadian?
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« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2008, 05:13:08 PM »
Naismith was Canadian, but invented the sport in the US & then coached at KANSAS.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Naismith
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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2008, 10:00:52 AM »
Former CBJ color announcer Steve Konroyd: "The Western Conference is one of the toughest conferences in the whole NHL."  laugh
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« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2008, 10:41:31 AM »
Quote from: Rafe on September 15, 2008, 04:27:19 PM
Fast forward to right now, where we find Spurs being dragged over the coals by Aston awesdome Villa.

Fix'd...
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2008, 05:17:44 PM »

(thanks, c-lando!)
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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2008, 01:05:19 PM »
How long is it before Jerry Jones calls up Usain Bolt and asks him if he wants to be a wide receiver?
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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2008, 05:56:47 PM »
Was today's game and example of what the Patriots will look like for the rest of the season? If so, I kinda like it.  angel
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« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2008, 11:07:53 AM »
So, wkrc has a poll up in their sports section. The question is "who is to blame for the Bengal's current record?", the options are 1) Players, 2) Coaches, 3) Management.

They really should've included: 4) All of the above.
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« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2008, 06:33:28 PM »
The Twins should be in the playoffs right now.
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