Hair Nation 10/26

[JohnnyRoyale]

CR vs. Siouxsie?

Nah, I was thinking about keeping the hair metal theme.

Axl vs. Slash

Dee Snider vs. Tipper Gore

Mini-me vs. Long Paul

The Scorpions vs. Ear Plugs

[rva]

Chris Cornell might be able to pull it off.  None of the rest have the same vocal styles.  But I think Page just starts these rumors to goad Plant into playing with him.  In fact that's what Coverdale-Page was.

[JohnnyRoyale]

I will give out a little credit though. Though the same band might be more than once an hour, I don't think I've heard the same song twice all day.

And Long Paul seems to be playing a little better selection. But yeah rva, I'll bet this is probably the 6th or 7th Dokken song (Mr. Scary) today. It's actually not AS bad as the other stuff today because I'm not listening to some sissy hit high notes the whole song. There really are some good, strong guitar licks in this tune.

But man, 19 minutes can't get here fast enough....

[whigsgeek]

Along with Myles Kennedy, Sammy Hagar, Chris Cornell, and David Grohl, Stapp is one of the rumored singers to be currently rehearsing and recording new material with legendary rock band Led Zeppelin, who are planning a reunion tour and possibly a new album that might exclude Led Zeppelin lead vocalist Robert Plant.

A reunion tour? How the hell can they do a reunion tour if three of the original four members aren't there? This better be bullshit. I will never forgive Jimmy Page if it isn't.

[JohnnyRoyale]

SHOCKER ALERT:

DEF LEPPARD: Armageddon It               

Oh, that's right, it HAS been within an hour! Silly me.

[rva]

Goddam fucking Def fucking Leppard.   Everything they did after Pyromania sucks ass.  Why do I have to hear this shit over and over?!?

Are you getting it?  Really getting it?  No, you're not getting it.  Or you wouldn't be playing Armageddon It.

[whigsgeek]

DEF LEPPARD: Armageddon It

Ugh. Hated that whole album, whatever it was called. It had "Pour Some Sugar on Me" on it, too. Feh.

[JohnnyRoyale]

Let's not forget where thousands of LOSERS meet once a year.

But I just came up with an idea: Next year, when they all flock to Oklahoma for this *laughs* festival, why not put up fences around Oklahoma and trap all of them and the musicians in there? Let's face it, most of the people who would want to hear those bands will already have them, and most of the fans to the bands will already be there. It's a winning situation all around! Besides, we don't really need Oklahoma anyhow, do we?

[rva]

Hysteria.  It also had Animal and Love Bites.  Basically it sounded like shit but still had a ton of big hits and then after that everyone realized how bad they sucked and stopped listening.  Steve Clarke's alcoholism and death didn't help.  

Actually, come to think about it the big difference between Pyromania and Hysteria was probably less Steve Clark influence, and the difference between Hysteria and the even worse stuff after was no Steve Clark.

[JohnnyRoyale]

Autograph: Turn up the radio.

Who the hell is Autograph?

This might be the best video I've seen all day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNb8po-ufu8

And to think that a female has probably had sex with AT LEAST one of them!

 

[whigsgeek]

Was Steve Clark dead before Hysteria? For some reason I thought it was after that, but my memory is crap on this stuff anymore. So was ... what's his name ... Adrian Campbell? ... what the hell was his name ... the little guy with the dark curly hair ... Vivian Campbell? ... Whoever he is, was he in Def Leppard for Hysteria, or did he join the band later?

[JohnnyRoyale]

Dangerous Toys: Scared

3 minutes left, so I guess there is time for ONE LAST BAG OF SHIT

I don't think I've heard Poison for about 40 minutes, so that's my guess.....

[JohnnyRoyale]

Well, the close is NOT Sammy Halen, but Sammy "Tequila" Hagar

There's Only One Way To Rock



Oh, it's 6:00 and I'm NOT finishing this song.

Fuck it, I'm done.

Thanks for hanging rva

I am officially agitated and pissed off. Seriously. I don't get mad very easy at all, but I kind of feel like just punching someone in the face right now (like Mick Mars!)

But, it's all for charity. I'll post my money totals in the sponsorship thread later.

For now, I head to silence. And a shower.

[whigsgeek]

Excellent job, JR! Congrats on getting through it!

[rva]

Good job, dude!

Whigs, it was Vivian Campbell who replaced Clark.  Clark played on Hysteria but I think at that point he was already kind of far gone.  He died halfway through Adrenalize.