Can I outlast Everlast?

[Poolio]

You're not sweating, are you?

Um, a little. At least I'm not dizzy anymore!

Only an hour left. I am up to 71 plays.

[kcneon]

I am up to 71 plays.

seventy-one plays.  seventy and a half too many, right?

[Poolio]

Only about 20 minutes left. It can end not a second too soon.

Stupid, stupid, stupid, Everlast.

[foolsgold]

Assuming you survive the next few minutes, congrats for getting through this "song."  I could only stand a few moments of it when I heard it last week, no way I'd want to do 8 hours.

Go and drink or beat up trick or treaters and steal their Butterfingers.

[Buzzstein]

3.5 hours?? Pffft you can go longer than that!

Well, I've been listening to it since 7:30am (eastern), with about a 45 minute break in there. You get 8 hours and that's it.

Oh I see.  I was not aware of that.

[Poolio]

*sigh*

I am on the last play now.

As the final minutes of my torture wind up I think I'll follow the great footsteps of G.I. Joe and He-man and put a moral at the end of my torturethon.

Lessons learned:

The keyboard can be used as a torture device. Who knew?

When you start bopping your head to the beat but your vision is blurry, it's time for a break.

When you think seriously about sticking gummy lifesavers to your forehead for no real reason it's time for lunch.

And finally, just because you have samples doesn't mean you have to use every single one in your song.

A final, final thought: I really think I should punch Everlast in the nuts for not only making this song but effectively ruining an awesome Johnny Cash song for me. May the Man In Black haunt you for all your days, jackass.

[Buzzstein]

Well congratulations you survived! *round of applause"

[whigsgeek]

Well done!

[Ella Minnow Pea]

Great job! Glad you survived your first Torturethon!

[Wherle]

Kudos, Poolio!

[trixi]

Just in case you didn't get enough:

http://www.youtube.com/v/JW4eAHsaq-0

I actually went to find it so I could hear it once, not ever having been fortunate enough before today.  I lasted around 1 minute. 

Way to go!

[Poolio]

I actually went to find it so I could hear it once, not ever having been fortunate enough before today.  I lasted around 1 minute. 

Way to go!

LOL... Thanks. One of my former tea-totaling co-workers did the same thing and she said I should drink heavily when I got home. In fact, it was the awfulness of the video that inspired me to use the song today. Before I saw this video the front runner was "When I grow up" by the Pussycat Dolls. In the long run I think Everlast was better for my mental health...

[rva]

Before I saw this video the front runner was "When I grow up" by the Pussycat Dolls.

*shudder*  The capacity of boarders to find creative songs with which to torture themselves never ceases to amaze me.

[Poolio]

LOL... we just work with the material the music industry gives us.

[JohnnyRoyale]

Way to go Poolio!

And am I mistaken, or is that squeal the same one used in Cypress Hill's "Insane in the Membrane"?

And speaking of squealing, Howard Stern was making fun of a porn star a few weeks ago who has been dating Everlast for about 10 years. Can't remember her name, but they were giving Everlast shit.

Tryin' to play him up as if his name was Sega...