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« Reply #135 on: February 01, 2012, 02:17:26 PM »
Quote from: Butter on February 01, 2012, 02:15:32 PM
I can tell you what it's not:  Honey Badger.

The Honey Badger doesn't give a shit what you think.
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« Reply #136 on: February 01, 2012, 02:29:17 PM »
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« Reply #137 on: February 01, 2012, 03:43:58 PM »
Quote from: Cockney Rebel on February 01, 2012, 02:29:17 PM
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« Reply #138 on: February 01, 2012, 04:08:27 PM »
I think that's her title, CR! Poisonous old bint.

I was asked if I wanted to watch the movie "The Iron Lady" recently, and my response was "Are you taking the piss, or what? I'd rather eat my own shit".


My favourite sporting nickname comes from Snooker, and it's Steve "The Golden Nugget" Davis.

However, the world of the greatest game, Darts, has the best nicknames en masse. A few classic examples:

Mark "Frosty the Throw Man" Frost
Christian "The Lipstick" Kist
Denis "The Heat" Ovens
Keith "The Fella" Dellor
Kevin "The Artist" Painter
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« Reply #139 on: February 01, 2012, 04:43:10 PM »
I just remembered another one as I was doing the washing up:

Kirk "The Martial Dartist" Shepherd (He has a karate-type schtick. Gloriously terrible nickname).
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« Reply #140 on: February 02, 2012, 01:30:05 PM »
QOTD: Who, throughout history to the present day, would you most like to punch in the throat?

My list is literally endless, but i'm working my way steadily through those still available to be clattered.
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« Reply #141 on: February 02, 2012, 01:43:02 PM »
I've got a long list too, but Steve Perry is right at the top.
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« Reply #142 on: February 02, 2012, 01:45:21 PM »
And right behind him is whomever thought it was a good idea to use "Don't Stop Believin'" on Glee, because it revived interest in a band best left behind.
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« Reply #143 on: February 02, 2012, 01:45:55 PM »
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« Reply #144 on: February 02, 2012, 01:46:53 PM »
We are so predictable, aren't we ZK?
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« Reply #145 on: February 02, 2012, 02:00:40 PM »
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« Reply #146 on: February 02, 2012, 02:53:23 PM »
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« Reply #147 on: February 02, 2012, 03:56:05 PM »
Quote from: MissKitty on February 02, 2012, 01:46:53 PM
We are so predictable, aren't we ZK?

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We are so predictable, aren't we CR?

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I don't hate Ben Gibbard as much anymore now that Zooey has left him. So who else? Hmmm. Maybe Sarah Jessica Parker because if I could punch her in the throat maybe it would fix her voice. Maybe Macaulay Culkin just for dating Mila Kunis for so long. I think that perhaps Gus Poyet would take the cake for the moment, though.
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« Reply #148 on: February 03, 2012, 08:52:09 AM »
I am sure I have a long list but because it is so in recent memory, James Blake.
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« Reply #149 on: February 03, 2012, 08:58:27 AM »
QOTD: Yesterday was Groundhog Day. If you could have a day designated to something, what would it be?
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