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« on: October 31, 2004, 03:20:48 PM »

Random Yankee1:  uhh, so what's this guy saying?
Random Yankee2:  I think he said he was going to do a "Boomhauer" imitation.
Random Yankee1:  So is he still doing it?
Random Yankee2:  I don't know?!?
Random Yankee1:  Is he wearing a Boomhauer costume?
Random Yankee2 to Southern Guy:  Are you dressed up as Boomhauer?
Southern Guy:  Who's Boomhauer?  

waydrunkdude1:  Holy shit her breasts were hot in that costume!
waydrunkdude2:  Yeah, what about the rest of her?
waydrunkdude1:  I don't know.  I only felt her rack.

waydrunkdude3:  Rimfull of assholes on the horny side!
waydrunkdude4:  Dude, it's "Brimfull of Asha on the 45!"
waydrunkdude3:  What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2004, 08:44:54 PM »

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waydrunkdude3: Rimfull of assholes on the horny side!
waydrunkdude4: Dude, it's "Brimfull of Asha on the 45!"
waydrunkdude3: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Fuckin' brilliant.
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« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2004, 01:37:04 PM »

My mom: I'm voting for Bush because I just don't trust Kerry's wife.
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« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2004, 04:26:29 PM »

One of the guys my sister works with made the statement: "Only people who own property should vote."  Our response (of course later):  So, I guess the bank will be voting for you.
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« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2004, 06:29:54 PM »

Quote from: "Atzend"
One of the guys my sister works with made the statement: "Only people who own property should vote."  Our response (of course later):  So, I guess the bank will be voting for you.


You've gotta be fucking kidding me!  Someone actually suggested that!?  Are we back in the goddamn 1700's?
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« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2004, 07:05:59 PM »

Well, in a burst of anger during the election returns last night, I said to my husband, "only the educated should be allowed to vote."  

He quickly responded,

'Yes, and only the rich white men who own property as well."

He has no patience for all of my prejudices.
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2011, 05:19:21 AM »

Apparently some of the freshers on campus can't quite decide between "asshole" and "arsehole", so have combined the two into something that sounds a bit like "airsehole". Bizarre.
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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2011, 08:07:07 AM »

Wow, nice thread resurrection.  It's like a thread full of people who aren't here anymore, and then you.  Well done.
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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2011, 08:08:06 AM »

Apparently some of the freshers on campus can't quite decide between "asshole" and "arsehole", so have combined the two into something that sounds a bit like "airsehole". Bizarre.
Well if they said it right to begin with, they'd just say asshole.
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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2011, 08:35:18 AM »

Wow, nice thread resurrection.  It's like a thread full of people who aren't here anymore, and then you.  Well done.
I miss Action Jim & RVA
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« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2011, 09:25:02 AM »

Action Jim is sorely missed... whatever happened with that dude.

RVA as well, still don't understand what happened there.
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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2011, 10:04:41 AM »

I think Action Jim has gone underground as part of a witness protection program.
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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2011, 10:18:48 AM »

Father's side family Thanksgiving 2011 Obama racism/conspiracy edition:

"That n ___r just needs to die ... he's a socialist."

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« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2011, 10:21:09 AM »

Father's side family Thanksgiving 2011 Obama racism/conspiracy edition:

"That n ___r just needs to die ... he's a socialist."


Damn.
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« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2011, 10:21:29 AM »

Nothing like a little light dinner conversation, eh?
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