Overheard conversations

[Homsar]

So you're saying she has a butter face?

[Butter]

And who would know better than me?  Waka waka!

[Kwyjibo]

Overheard/Seen while walking down the hall at work today...

Scene: A cubicle.  One woman sitting, another standing.  The woman standing has clearly just helped the woman sitting to set up her laptop so that her laptop monitor and her desk monitor extend onto each other (common practice here).

Standing Woman: So if you move your mouse like this (bends down and moves mouse broadly such that it was easy to tell that she was moving the pointer from the far side of one monitor to the far side of the other) the mouse moves from one to the other.
Sitting Woman: *gasp* Cool! *pause for effect* Wait, can I get it to go back?
Kwyji: *shakes head*

[Homsar]

I think I would have choked.  Reminded me specifically of this:

[Poolio]

While on the phone with my Sister:

"Well, Elise, if he tries to bite you again, stick your fishstick in his mouth. *pause* That's good parenting."

[juggles]

While on the phone with my Sister:

"Well, Elise, if he tries to bite you again, stick your fishstick in his mouth. *pause* That's good parenting."

I've been thinking about bringing the Bad Parenting thread from WOXY over here. This inspires me.

[Poolio]

While on the phone with my Sister:

"Well, Elise, if he tries to bite you again, stick your fishstick in his mouth. *pause* That's good parenting."

I've been thinking about bringing the Bad Parenting thread from WOXY over here. This inspires me.

LOL... I had the same thought. 

[juggles]

"The key is in the tongue."
This was work related. Honest.

[Homsar]

"There's nothing like back fat!"

[juggles]

At the grocery store, college-aged looking girl to college-aged looking guy "We can shower at my place and have diner at your place."

[The Hegemo]

In the hallway at work:

J: Did you hear about Dick Clark?

K: What happened? Did he die?

J: Yeah, he died. It was time.

[Kwyjibo]

Personally, I was surprised to learn that he was only in his 80s... I was thinking more like his 480s.

[Homsar]

Yeah I was like, "82?  I thought even Shatner was older than that."

[twentyshots]

her (in hall): "can i try A's and B's* on you later?"
him (in shower): "anal beads?! what?! fuck no."
her: "A's and B's, jackass."
him: "oh, then yes."


*series of yoga moves

p.s.- the him is me