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foolsgold
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« on: May 17, 2005, 03:46:03 PM »
From DSM: "Definitely crack that puppy open and see if there's an open slot.  There's got to be at least one."

Ewwwww.
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« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2005, 05:10:16 PM »
From JSpacedouche:  "I actually don't really even work when I'm right side up"

Ummmm....yeah.
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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2005, 08:15:11 AM »
From Kwyjibo: "I have no idea if I'm supposed to be using my legs, arms or abs to do the work, or a combination, nor do I know how fast to go"

Didn't your dad have the "talk" with you?
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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2005, 08:24:01 AM »
Bluewilco: "It looks great and is small."

I guess he keeps it pretty well polished.
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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2005, 01:32:41 PM »
WileE: "Just as DSM said, open it up, stick it in a slot and away you go."
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« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2005, 01:40:08 PM »
Nate: "The moose escaped last night."

So many possibilities...
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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2005, 01:46:14 PM »
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WileE: "Just as DSM said, open it up, stick it in a slot and away you go."

Hey, lay offa' me and my slots.
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« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2005, 02:47:35 PM »
DSM:  Hey, lay offa' me and my slots.

eeewwww.
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« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2005, 01:18:07 AM »
Atzend:
I'll be having pleasant dreams of meat lover furries with machine guns strategically placing bullet holes on buxom raccons to get yiffy with.

Okay, maybe that's not out of context.  But it IS worth repeating.
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« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2005, 10:46:43 AM »
"Wow, I was going to be happy if I even got the ol' reach around."  

-Kwyjibo
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« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2005, 09:22:40 PM »
I popped it in the van yesterday.

-clemsonfan
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« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2005, 11:18:48 AM »
From Nate: "I found that these were regarded as the best set of cans under $70."
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« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2005, 11:19:52 AM »
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From Nate: "I found that these were regarded as the best set of cans under $70."

I bow to your speediness in beating me to this.
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« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2005, 12:46:40 PM »
Monkey Neck: "I might be kind of hard, but I'm not sure."
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« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2005, 11:02:23 PM »
DogStarMan: "What good's being psychic to a pirate. Can they psychicly loot your booty?"
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