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Title: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on October 04, 2007, 08:36:25 AM
This is something MK & I started doing in a pub whilst in England... I made a remark along the lines of  "Darling, you know I only have eyes for you" which made her smile, until I paused and added....

"Oh, and Clare Grogan"

[pause]

"...and Jennifer Morrison" (Cameron from "House")

[pause]

"...and pre-botox Kylie"

It became a funny game between us thereafter. In the middle of a conversation about something entirely unrelated, one of us would suddenly say "oh...and...." mentioning some other celebrity or non-celebrity hottie.

You get the picture. Unveil your own "...ands" here
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Post by: Poncho on October 04, 2007, 08:41:56 AM
"...and Brittany Daniel"
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Post by: MissKitty on October 04, 2007, 08:43:51 AM
"...and Marian Pahars."
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Post by: MissKitty on October 04, 2007, 08:44:10 AM
"...and John Simm."
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Post by: Jonathan on October 04, 2007, 09:04:26 AM
"Oh, and Clare Grogan"

Back off, mate! :D
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Post by: MissKitty on October 04, 2007, 09:54:13 AM
"...and Joel McHale."
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on October 04, 2007, 09:59:58 AM
"...and Emily Watson"

(Please note, NOT Emma Watson of Harry Potter fame - I'm no pediatrist)
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Post by: cuddlyevil on October 04, 2007, 10:07:31 AM
"...and Wentworth Miller"
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Post by: whigsgeek on October 04, 2007, 10:46:05 AM
" ... and Patrick Rafter ... "
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Post by: Kwyjibo on October 04, 2007, 10:47:11 AM
(I'm no pediatrist)
What's being a foot doctor got to do with anything?
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on October 04, 2007, 10:52:24 AM
"...and Traylor Howard" (Natalie in "Monk")

"...and that new Irish bint in "Heroes", yes, even if she likes the bagpipes)
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Post by: MissKitty on October 04, 2007, 11:09:43 AM
"...and Rhett Miller."
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Post by: kcneon on October 04, 2007, 11:37:45 AM
"...and Peter Hayes (http://blackrebelmotorcycleclub.com/gallery/peter_hayes/view.php?id=83280b500f5f5b424805f7553836553c.jpg)"
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Post by: whigsgeek on October 04, 2007, 11:44:50 AM
" ... and Fat Greg Dulli ... "
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Post by: vizzah on October 04, 2007, 12:20:50 PM
" ... and Fat Greg Dulli ... "

Seconded.
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Post by: MissKitty on October 04, 2007, 12:34:05 PM
"...and Josh Holloway."
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Post by: Poncho on October 04, 2007, 12:51:11 PM
"... and Sarah Michelle Gellar even with that fugly, whacky nose"
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on October 04, 2007, 12:57:50 PM
"... and Jane Krakowski"

"... and Cynthia Nixon"
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Post by: cuddlyevil on October 04, 2007, 01:00:17 PM
"...and Jeanne Tripplehorn"
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Post by: Dan on October 04, 2007, 02:07:09 PM
"...and Milla Jovovich"
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Post by: MissKitty on October 04, 2007, 02:07:15 PM
"... and Paul Weller."
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Post by: whigsgeek on October 04, 2007, 02:20:20 PM
" ... and Dermot Mulroney ... "
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Post by: Poncho on October 04, 2007, 02:21:28 PM
"and Shania Twain assuming she had her own built-in mute button"
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Post by: cuddlyevil on October 04, 2007, 02:25:25 PM
"and Shania Twain assuming she had her own built-in mute button"

Or a ball gag.

"...and Colin Firth"
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Post by: MissKitty on October 04, 2007, 03:26:22 PM
"...and Marek Saganowski..."
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Post by: redbobsled on October 04, 2007, 04:00:34 PM
"...and Nathan Fillion"
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Post by: clemsonfan on October 04, 2007, 04:03:03 PM
"...and Nathan Fillion"

definitely
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Post by: MissKitty on October 05, 2007, 09:40:11 AM
"...and Patrick Berger..."
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Post by: c-lando on October 05, 2007, 09:40:26 AM
"...and Tina Fey."
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on October 05, 2007, 10:16:28 AM
"... and Keri Russell"

"... and Holly Hunter"
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Post by: MissKitty on October 05, 2007, 10:40:04 AM
"...and David Duchovney..."
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Post by: c-lando on October 05, 2007, 10:42:21 AM
"... and Keri Russell"

Good call. She's so awesome and classically STUNNING.

"...and George Clooney..."
(yeah..yeah...I know this is unoriginal. But, GOD DAMN! He's a fine man. Plus, Nick Clooney as my pop-in-law. DONE!)
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Post by: MissKitty on October 05, 2007, 10:50:24 AM
I second George Clooney! Yum yum yum...
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Post by: trixi on October 05, 2007, 11:09:36 AM
"...and John Cusack"
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Post by: rva on October 05, 2007, 11:46:49 AM
"... and Jenna Fischer"
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Post by: bluebastard on October 05, 2007, 11:53:38 AM
"...and Ziyi Zhang..."
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Post by: Poncho on October 05, 2007, 12:12:53 PM
"...and Ziyi Zhang..."

Not generally an "asian fan" but YES, PLEASE.
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Post by: Dan on October 05, 2007, 01:09:15 PM
Agreed with Ziyi Zhang.

"...and Amanda Tannen."

"...and Shirley Manson."

"...and Allie Lawn."
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on October 05, 2007, 01:21:58 PM
"... and Jenna Fischer"

Oh yes  :angel:

funnily enough...

"... and Lucy Davis"
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Post by: bluebastard on October 05, 2007, 02:34:12 PM
"...and Selma Hayek..." (surprised that hasn't been said--at least I didn't see her mentioned)
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Post by: MissKitty on October 05, 2007, 03:29:25 PM
"...and Robyn Hitchcock..."
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Post by: cuddlyevil on October 05, 2007, 04:00:54 PM
"...and Christian Bale"
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on October 05, 2007, 04:18:33 PM
"... and Gabriella Drake" (Nick Drake's sister)

"... and (of course) Audrey Hepburn"
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Post by: redbobsled on October 05, 2007, 04:28:04 PM
"...and John Wesley Harding"
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Post by: foolsgold on October 05, 2007, 04:56:12 PM
...and Ali MacGraw

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Post by: va-vacious on October 05, 2007, 05:31:03 PM
...and Kyle Chandler
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Post by: foolsgold on October 05, 2007, 08:47:04 PM
...and my high school German teacher.
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Post by: trixi on October 05, 2007, 08:53:25 PM
...and James Blake
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on October 05, 2007, 10:03:48 PM
...and my high school German teacher.
Klaus?
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Post by: Jonathan on October 06, 2007, 09:28:00 AM
"...and Emily Watson"

Seriously, this is getting scary.
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Post by: Jonathan on October 06, 2007, 09:29:21 AM
I'd play along, but CR has already pretty much mentioned everyone.
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Post by: Jonathan on October 06, 2007, 09:29:44 AM
...and my high school German Spanish teacher.

Fixed for me.
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on October 06, 2007, 09:53:07 AM
...and my high school German Spanish teacher.

Fixed for me.
Pedro?
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Post by: bluebastard on October 06, 2007, 02:46:41 PM
"...and Madeline Kahn..."

I should explain a bit--I don't find her attractive as I do the previous gals I mentioned but a woman that can make me laugh as much as she has certainly makes me excitable. I liken my love of her to many people's attraction to Tina Fey (though I don't find Fey to be funny, so therefore she's not attractive in my eyes).
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Post by: Hell Toupee on October 08, 2007, 02:22:02 AM
"...and Madeline Kahn..."

Madaline Kahn... before or after the rotation:

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a375/strawbearycrepe/funny%20animations/6beers.gif)
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Post by: Poncho on October 08, 2007, 07:45:40 AM
...and Elle MacPherson... anytime from 1980 until now with equal adoration.
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Post by: MissKitty on October 08, 2007, 08:46:36 AM
"...and Jim Reid..."
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Post by: vizzah on October 08, 2007, 09:32:46 AM
...and Jennifer Tilly.
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Post by: MissKitty on October 08, 2007, 09:58:28 AM
"...and Aimee Mann..."
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Post by: bluebastard on October 08, 2007, 11:06:23 AM
"...and Madeline Kahn..."

Madaline Kahn... before or after the rotation:

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a375/strawbearycrepe/funny%20animations/6beers.gif)

No beer needed, and I'm certainly not talking about her later days on Cosby--I'm talkin' Mel Brooks films of the 70s.


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Post by: Cockney Rebel on October 08, 2007, 10:30:52 PM
"... and Shandi Finnessey"

Chuck Woolery's co-host on the AWESOME "Lingo". She waves personally to me at the end of every show. Yes, she DOES! It's a secret sign telling me she still wants me. Yes, it IS!
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Post by: trixi on October 08, 2007, 11:12:54 PM
"... and Shandi Finnessey"

Chuck Woolery's co-host on the AWESOME "Lingo". She waves personally to me at the end of every show. Yes, she DOES! It's a secret sign telling me she still wants me. Yes, it IS!


Now this is funny!  I have a very vivid picture of you in my mind watching Lingo intently
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Post by: MissKitty on October 09, 2007, 09:07:02 AM
"...and Milo Ventimiglia..."
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Post by: vizzah on October 09, 2007, 09:17:01 AM
"...and Brian Setzer."
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Post by: MissKitty on October 09, 2007, 12:14:48 PM
"...and Paul Westerberg..."
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Post by: trixi on October 09, 2007, 06:36:32 PM
"...and Paul Westerberg..."
Is that on a good hair day?   ;)
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on October 10, 2007, 08:29:29 AM
"... and Sinead O'Connor"
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Post by: MissKitty on October 10, 2007, 09:00:10 AM
"...and James McAvoy..."
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Post by: whigsgeek on October 10, 2007, 11:06:07 AM
"...and Paul Westerberg..."
Is that on a good hair day?   ;)

I'll scratch your eyes out, Trixi!!!!  >:(

(Aren't you going to add Martin Gore? ;))
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Post by: bluebastard on October 10, 2007, 03:48:20 PM
"...and Alizee..."

And for those who stomach Dancing With the Stars for their significant other:

"...and Cheryl Burke..."
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Post by: trixi on October 10, 2007, 04:01:02 PM
"...and Rick Springfield..."
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Post by: c-lando on October 11, 2007, 08:46:54 AM
"...and noted fashion photographer, Mr. Nigel Barker..."
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Post by: MissKitty on October 11, 2007, 09:23:23 AM
"...did I mention Marian Pahars?..."
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Post by: bluebastard on October 11, 2007, 01:49:22 PM
On the heels of last night:

"...and Elisa Ambrogio..."
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Post by: va-vacious on October 11, 2007, 10:29:44 PM
"... and Henry Rollins..."
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Post by: MissKitty on October 12, 2007, 09:08:17 AM
"...and Bradley Whitfield..."
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Post by: trixi on October 12, 2007, 12:07:51 PM
"...and Ashley Judd..."
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Post by: vizzah on October 12, 2007, 01:33:01 PM
...and Anna Paquin.
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Post by: Dan on October 12, 2007, 10:44:57 PM
...and Anna Paquin.

Ooooh, good call. Especially if she's got that white stripe in her hair when she's acting as Rogue. Definitely have eyes for her.
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on October 14, 2007, 07:53:11 PM
"... and Jane Horrocks"

"... and Miranda Richardson"
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Post by: MissKitty on October 15, 2007, 12:19:15 PM
"...and Bronson Arroyo..."
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on October 17, 2007, 06:45:29 PM
"... and Tia Carrere"
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Post by: c-lando on October 18, 2007, 02:39:19 PM
"...and Vanessa Ferlito..."
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Post by: whigsgeek on October 22, 2007, 11:59:52 AM
" ... and Jacoby Ellsbury ... "
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Post by: Dan on October 22, 2007, 01:41:54 PM
"...and Natalie Portman..."
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Post by: c-lando on October 22, 2007, 04:45:02 PM
"... and Tia Carrere"
Set your TiVo, CR. Tia will be on this season's NIP/TUCK that is set in LA.  Mrowr.
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Post by: MissKitty on October 22, 2007, 07:04:14 PM
"...and George Harrison..."
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Post by: bluebastard on October 23, 2007, 03:38:45 PM
"...and Natalie Portman..."

Have you downloaded and watched Hotel Chevailair yet? It's free from iTunes and is a 14-minute precursor/companion to The Darjeeling Limited. If you haven't, you should.

Speaking of Tia, she's also been on this season of Curb Your Enthusiasm playing Richard Lewis' girlfriend Cha-Cha.
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Post by: Dan on October 23, 2007, 05:13:18 PM
I still need to see Darjeeling Limited, but the moment I do I will definitely d/load that. Thanks!
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on October 23, 2007, 10:51:42 PM
I went to see Darjeeling Limted - which also featured the short - this evening and, whilst I can see her appeal, Natalie is just too skinny/boney for my taste. A nice shapely rump but the scene from the short where she's naked just seemed so unflattering. ("A side order of ribs to go please")

MK is safe, I do NOT have eyes for Natalie Portman.
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Post by: Dan on October 24, 2007, 08:48:14 AM
In case anyone didn't know... I'm rather skinny/boney. So this works out for both of us - you don't want her and I do. What a team!

:p
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Post by: trixi on October 31, 2007, 12:40:35 PM
"...and Jeremy Piven..."
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on October 31, 2007, 01:16:55 PM
"... and Jodie Foster"

"... and Keren Woodward" (that was a cruel summer)

"... and Louise Redknapp" (even if her husband and father-in-law are Grade-A cocksucking bastards)
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Post by: MissKitty on October 31, 2007, 01:57:52 PM
"...and Rivers Cuomo..."
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Post by: Dan on October 31, 2007, 03:58:35 PM
"...and Sienna Guillory..."

(http://www.independentcritics.com/images/eragon%20SPLASH.jpg)
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Post by: MissKitty on November 03, 2007, 11:16:21 AM
"...and Benicio del Toro..."
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Post by: Dan on November 03, 2007, 11:49:23 AM
"...and Kiera Knightly..."

(http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/4432/KeiraKnigh_Pimen_7770324_400.jpg)
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on November 04, 2007, 09:27:29 PM
"... and (pre-botox) Meg Ryan"

"... and Heather Graham"

"... and Ally Sheedy"
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Post by: vizzah on November 05, 2007, 08:31:04 AM
"...and Benicio del Toro..."

Seconded!  Guys like him make me long for my days of single promiscuity. 

Oh, "...and Danny Trejo."
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Post by: c-lando on November 05, 2007, 09:04:52 AM
"... and (pre-botox) Meg Ryan"
Someone is staring at you in Personal Growth.
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Post by: MissKitty on November 05, 2007, 09:09:28 AM
"...and (Twin Peaks-era) Kyle MacLachlan."
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on November 05, 2007, 10:16:14 AM
"... and Julie Christie"

"... and the (prim to prozzy) girl in ZZ Top's "Legs" video"
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Post by: c-lando on November 05, 2007, 10:27:19 AM
Favorite new word: "prozzy"
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Post by: Ella Minnow Pea on November 05, 2007, 09:41:56 PM
"...and Christopher Meloni"
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Post by: MissKitty on November 06, 2007, 08:28:57 AM
"...and Timothy Roth..."
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Post by: c-lando on November 06, 2007, 08:29:38 AM
"...and Christopher Meloni"
Hahahaah. Someone has some dirty, durty Law & Order dreams. ;)
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Post by: bluebastard on November 06, 2007, 06:20:24 PM
"...and Kristin Davis (complete with Charlotte personality)"
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on November 06, 2007, 06:58:15 PM
"... and Charlotte Coleman" (R.I.P.)

"... and (Quadrophenia/Men Behaving Badly era) Leslie Ash"
(another recent botox/fish mouth victim - stupid cow)

"... and Nastassja Kinski"
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Post by: MissKitty on November 07, 2007, 08:30:45 AM
"...and Ed Norton..."
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Post by: trixi on November 07, 2007, 10:35:52 PM
"...and Matthew Broderick..."
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on November 08, 2007, 12:08:45 AM
"... and Lulu"
(This (http://www.luluofficial.com/news.php) Lulu, not the brazen hussies a Google image search for "lulu" throws up)
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Post by: MissKitty on November 08, 2007, 09:29:51 AM
"...and George Harrison..."
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Post by: bluebastard on November 08, 2007, 01:31:47 PM
"...and Christina Hendricks..."

(The redhead from Mad Men who was the head of the secretary pool. She's been on Life a couple of times as Olivia)
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Post by: whigsgeek on November 11, 2007, 06:47:53 PM
"... and Mike Greenberg ... "
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Post by: c-lando on November 12, 2007, 04:34:17 PM
"...and John Arne Riise..."

(http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00311/John_Arne_Riise_311477c.jpg)
GOOD LAWD, that's one hot Ginger.

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Post by: Ella Minnow Pea on November 12, 2007, 11:29:13 PM
"...and James Nesbitt..."
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on November 14, 2007, 07:48:32 AM
"... and Julianne Moore"
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Post by: MissKitty on November 14, 2007, 09:17:36 AM
"...and Marian Pahars..."
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Post by: MissKitty on November 17, 2007, 03:22:02 PM
"...and Richard Coyle..."
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Post by: trixi on November 17, 2007, 03:45:27 PM
"...and Roger Federer..."
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Post by: foolsgold on November 19, 2007, 02:13:34 PM
Kristen Schaal
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on November 19, 2007, 02:21:10 PM
"... and Keeley Hawes"

"... and Sylvia Kristel"
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Post by: whigsgeek on November 19, 2007, 02:25:47 PM
" ... and Brett Warren ... "
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Post by: foolsgold on November 19, 2007, 02:38:42 PM
I didn't know who Brett Warren was, so I GIS'd him.

(http://www.hokiesports.com/football/players/images/2007/warren.br.jpg)

Dude...
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on November 19, 2007, 02:42:42 PM
I didn't know who Brett Warren was, so I jizzed him.

Heh. heh-heh.
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Post by: whigsgeek on November 19, 2007, 03:12:30 PM
Wow. Things have not gone well for Brett.  :o

He used to look like this (the one on the right).

(http://entimg.msn.com/img/prov_ap/200_80/pic200/drP200/P234/P23461AXDRB.jpg)

;)
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Post by: Content Chick on November 20, 2007, 06:45:30 AM
Mike Rowe makes me feel funny down there.
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Post by: c-lando on November 20, 2007, 04:33:00 PM
Mike Rowe makes me feel funny down there.
It's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it.
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Post by: Content Chick on November 22, 2007, 06:58:12 AM
Mike Rowe makes me feel funny down there.
It's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it.

Heh heh. After posting that I decided to find out more about him (god, what did I do before the internet?) and discovered he used to be a host on QVC. Then I found some videos of him pitching god awful junk on youtube and somehow it didn't lessen my crush any.
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Post by: rva on November 22, 2007, 11:02:17 AM
I didn't know who Brett Warren was, so I GIS'd him.

(http://www.hokiesports.com/football/players/images/2007/warren.br.jpg)


Hokie, hokie, hokie, hi!
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Post by: MissKitty on November 24, 2007, 09:26:00 PM
"...and Gary Dourdan..."
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Post by: trixi on November 24, 2007, 09:33:09 PM
"...and Gary Dourdan..."
mmm mmm
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Post by: MissKitty on November 26, 2007, 08:00:32 AM
"...and Archie Kao..."
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Post by: c-lando on November 30, 2007, 10:55:26 AM
"...and Craig Ferguson..."

(http://www.bookproposals.homestead.com/Craig_20Ferguson_small.jpg)
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Post by: cuddlyevil on November 30, 2007, 11:53:04 AM
And Daniel Craig...
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Post by: kcneon on December 03, 2007, 05:54:14 PM
...and Sean Bean...
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Post by: Ella Minnow Pea on December 03, 2007, 06:12:53 PM
...and Paul Newman...
...and Robert Redford...


(Can you tell that I just watched their episode of Iconoclasts?)
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Post by: MissKitty on December 03, 2007, 09:41:14 PM
"...and Seth MacFarlane..."
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Post by: c-lando on December 04, 2007, 09:32:10 AM
And Daniel Craig...
Funny that you followed my Craig with Mr. Daniel Craig. I saw Mr. Ferguson perform on Saturday and he poked fun at the new Bond saying that he wasn't hairy enough to fill Sean Connery's shoes. Hilarious!
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on December 04, 2007, 10:23:17 AM
"... and Diane Keaton"
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Post by: Megs79 on December 04, 2007, 10:45:07 AM
"... and Jonathan Rhys Meyers..."
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Post by: cuddlyevil on December 04, 2007, 11:38:01 AM
And Daniel Craig...
Funny that you followed my Craig with Mr. Daniel Craig. I saw Mr. Ferguson perform on Saturday and he poked fun at the new Bond saying that he wasn't hairy enough to fill Sean Connery's shoes. Hilarious!

But...but...he's so damn nice to look at  8)
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Post by: c-lando on December 04, 2007, 05:15:21 PM


But...but...he's so damn nice to look at  8)
For a smooth, blonde midget...
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Post by: whigsgeek on December 05, 2007, 10:10:48 AM
" ... and Ken Olin ... "

" ... and Nuno Bettencourt ... "
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on December 10, 2007, 08:26:02 AM
"... and Ann Margret"
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Post by: c-lando on December 17, 2007, 02:43:11 PM
"...Dr. Joel Fleishman..."
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Post by: Bronzetree on December 17, 2007, 05:08:09 PM
I haven't been following this thread, but...

"...and Isla Fisher..."
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Post by: Ella Minnow Pea on December 17, 2007, 10:26:50 PM
'...and Bryan Greenberg..."
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Post by: c-lando on December 18, 2007, 10:25:57 AM
'...and Bryan Greenberg..."
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum! I have been wanting to watch PRIME again! Thanks for giving me a reminder to do it soon!!!!
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Post by: Ella Minnow Pea on December 18, 2007, 08:59:21 PM
'...and Bryan Greenberg..."
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum! I have been wanting to watch PRIME again! Thanks for giving me a reminder to do it soon!!!!
Are you watching October Road? It's great getting a weekly fix since he left OTH. (It torments me that I was in the same city as him multiple times, but I never ran into him.)
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on December 18, 2007, 09:36:32 PM
"... and Anna Paquin"
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Post by: c-lando on December 27, 2007, 03:29:20 PM
"...Fernando Torres..."

(to the tune of "That's Amore")
When the ball hits the net
It's a fairly safe bet
That it's Torres...
Nando Torres...
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Post by: vizzah on December 27, 2007, 03:38:58 PM
"...and Common."
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Post by: Dan on December 28, 2007, 10:21:37 AM
"...and Ellen Page."

(http://www.aolcdn.com/wireimage/E/2007-02-09/WI12597020_ellen-page-sundance-film-festival.jpg)
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on January 27, 2008, 10:01:13 PM
"and..... Marion Cotillard"
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Post by: c-lando on January 28, 2008, 10:20:31 AM
"and..... Marion Cotillard"
I had no idea she was SO hot. GOOD LORD.
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on January 28, 2008, 10:27:49 AM
"and..... Marion Cotillard"
I had no idea she was SO hot. GOOD LORD.

Me either until I saw her at the SAGS last night. She has such a classy "Hepburn" quality about her. I wanted to see "La Vie En Rose" before, but now even more so. Except our bloody library is not carrying it.
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Post by: whigsgeek on January 28, 2008, 04:04:25 PM
I wanted to see "La Vie En Rose" before, but now even more so. Except our bloody library is not carrying it.

She's positively brilliant in it. The best performance of 2007, imho.
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Post by: va-vacious on January 28, 2008, 06:52:34 PM
"...and Taylor Kitsch..."
I so <3 Friday Night Lights !!!
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Post by: trixi on January 29, 2008, 10:13:03 AM


Me either until I saw her at the SAGS last night. She has such a classy "Hepburn" quality about her. I wanted to see "La Vie En Rose" before, but now even more so. Except our bloody library is not carrying it.

Gee, too bad you live in Newport...the Cincinnati library has it  :P
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Post by: c-lando on February 20, 2008, 08:32:59 AM
...Jason Castro (from this season's AMERICAN IDOL)...

*runs away*
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Post by: whigsgeek on February 20, 2008, 11:42:18 AM
...Jason Castro (from this season's AMERICAN IDOL)...

*runs away*

Hahahahahaha!!! I actually tuned in to "AI" last night for the first time in a few years. IMHO, Castro was one of the only genuine performers on the stage. He didn't thrill my gorilla in the biblical sense, but he was just about the only contestant that got my attention from a talent perspective (other than that David kid from Utah, who I swear I've seen somewhere before).
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Post by: Dan on February 26, 2008, 05:50:36 PM
"...and Princess Madeleine of Sweden."

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/57/FE2DECE0vv.JPG/175px-) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Madeleine,_Duchess_of_H%C3%A4lsingland_and_G%C3%A4strikland)
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Post by: whigsgeek on March 20, 2008, 01:21:58 PM
I loathe golf (except for mini-golf, of course) ... but I may have to start watching now that I've stumbled upon THIS luscious Aussie pro ...

" ... and Adam Scott ... "

(http://www.footjoy.com/images/dyn/blog/06_scott_tourchamp_blogrigh.jpg)
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Post by: rva on March 20, 2008, 01:38:01 PM
I guess you'll have to fight Maria Sharapova for him, whigsgeek..
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Post by: Ella Minnow Pea on March 24, 2008, 04:16:46 PM
"...and Scott Cohen"
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Post by: whigsgeek on March 24, 2008, 10:09:35 PM
Quote from: whigsgeek
" ... and Adam Scott ... "

Quote from: rva
I guess you'll have to fight Maria Sharapova for him, whigsgeek..

Feh. I'm not worried. What 27-year-old pro golfer with ridiculous good looks and ridiculous wealth, living a jet-set life of luxury wouldn't want a 40-year-old mid-level higher-ed administrator who lives paycheck to paycheck (barely) and whose pedigree highlight comprises good birthing hips?

Sharapova doesn't stand a chance. Am I right, ladies?
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Post by: Dan on March 26, 2008, 05:16:50 PM
"...and Gabrielle Anwar. (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3123222528/nm0000270)"


Seriously...I've had a crush on her since puberty, and that picture just reignites that flame.
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Post by: c-lando on April 14, 2008, 04:43:17 PM
"...Trevor Immelman..."

He looks like a "preppy" G. Love with those eyes, skin tone and dark hair. Oh My! I'm sure The Greg has to be curious about the amount of Masters coverage that I watched this weekend.
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on May 17, 2008, 03:16:57 PM
"and... Mila Kunis"

Now that she's less "schoolgirlish" and a little more "wo-man" she's quite the trouser arouser
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Post by: trixi on May 17, 2008, 04:41:35 PM
and...Robert Downey Jr
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Post by: c-lando on May 19, 2008, 07:44:33 AM
"...and Scott Speedman..."
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Post by: MissKitty on May 20, 2008, 12:15:24 PM
...and Archie Kao from CSI
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Post by: monkey neck on May 20, 2008, 12:39:07 PM
"...and Gabrielle Anwar. (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3123222528/nm0000270)"


Seriously...I've had a crush on her since puberty, and that picture just reignites that flame.

So is this what they mean during the news when they say that the politicians want to start drilling Anwar?
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Post by: va-vacious on May 20, 2008, 06:46:48 PM
... and Ciaran Hinds
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on June 02, 2008, 09:42:59 AM
"and.... I can't believe I left out... Jamie Lee Curtis"

Trading Places / Perfect / True Lies / - WHAT a great actress she is.
(Has she been in any other movies?)  ;)
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Post by: c-lando on June 02, 2008, 12:30:36 PM
"...Chris Noth..."

Back in 93 or 94, I had two photos up on my cabinet at home. One was John Corbett and the other was Chris Noth. I predicted Carrie Bradshaw's two great loves at least 4-5 years in advance. I'm good when it comes to scoping out the hotties. :)
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Post by: trixi on June 02, 2008, 09:38:09 PM
"...Chris Noth..."


I'm with you on this one.  mmm  mmm
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on June 23, 2008, 08:04:56 PM
"... and Jean Shrimpton"
Title: it's about to get kinky...
Post by: c-lando on June 27, 2008, 08:39:02 AM
"...WALL-E..."

I'm totally allowed to crush on a robot, thankyouverymuch.
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Post by: c-lando on July 09, 2008, 10:04:59 PM
"...and Nick Symmonds..."

This is totally acceptable because I think The Greg was crushing on him first after this race. AMAZING.

hcVN5PjmaDs
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Post by: Ella Minnow Pea on July 10, 2008, 12:26:31 AM
"...and Jim Courier..."

(he's looking quite good on Charlie Rose tonight - mmm, those cheekbones)
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Post by: Dan on July 10, 2008, 08:45:44 AM
"...and Nick Symmonds..."

This is totally acceptable because I think The Greg was crushing on him first after this race. AMAZING.
Thanks for that. I just spent ten minutes reminiscing about my days as an 800 runner. And pretending I could run a 1:45... well, 1:50... well, no... 1:55... well... even a 2:00...
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Post by: foolsgold on July 10, 2008, 08:46:27 AM
"...and Nick Symmonds..."

This is totally acceptable because I think The Greg was crushing on him first after this race. AMAZING.

Wow, that was a measured beat-down.  I was rooting for the dude from Oregon because I have a soft spot for lanky runners. 
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Post by: va-vacious on July 14, 2008, 06:15:30 PM
"...WALL-E..."

I'm totally allowed to crush on a robot, thankyouverymuch.

Second!!!
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on July 29, 2008, 06:01:05 PM
"... and Kate Issit"
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Post by: c-lando on August 11, 2008, 02:02:57 PM
"...Oded Fehr..."

GOOD LORD. I always forget how smokin' hot he is until he resurfaces in something else (last week's BURN NOTICE). Long hair. Short hair. No facial hair. No clothes. WHATEVER. Dude is beyond beautiful.
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Post by: redbobsled on August 11, 2008, 02:17:31 PM
"...Oded Fehr..."

GOOD LORD. I always forget how smokin' hot he is until he resurfaces in something else (last week's BURN NOTICE). Long hair. Short hair. No facial hair. No clothes. WHATEVER. Dude is beyond beautiful.

Yes!  I really found him hot on that Showtime miniseries Sleeper Cell.  There's something EXTRA hot about him as a terrorist.
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Post by: c-lando on August 11, 2008, 02:56:34 PM
"...Oded Fehr..."

GOOD LORD. I always forget how smokin' hot he is until he resurfaces in something else (last week's BURN NOTICE). Long hair. Short hair. No facial hair. No clothes. WHATEVER. Dude is beyond beautiful.

Yes!  I really found him hot on that Showtime miniseries Sleeper Cell.  There's something EXTRA hot about him as a terrorist.
OH MY!!! Is that on DVD yet? I will have to rent that immediately!
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Post by: redbobsled on August 11, 2008, 03:25:48 PM
"...Oded Fehr..."

GOOD LORD. I always forget how smokin' hot he is until he resurfaces in something else (last week's BURN NOTICE). Long hair. Short hair. No facial hair. No clothes. WHATEVER. Dude is beyond beautiful.

Yes!  I really found him hot on that Showtime miniseries Sleeper Cell.  There's something EXTRA hot about him as a terrorist.
OH MY!!! Is that on DVD yet? I will have to rent that immediately!

I think it must be.  There were 2 seasons, and the second season has been over for more than a year. 
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Post by: whigsgeek on August 11, 2008, 04:10:34 PM
... James Franco ...

He's known how to work my shit since first seeing him in that James Dean biopic years ago.
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Post by: whigsgeek on August 11, 2008, 04:18:10 PM
[quote="c-lando]"...Oded Fehr..."[/quote]

I looked him up and he looks really familiar. Was he in one of the Resident Evil movies? I need to check the IMDb.
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Post by: kcneon on August 11, 2008, 04:26:07 PM
[quote="c-lando]"...Oded Fehr..."

I looked him up and he looks really familiar. Was he in one of the Resident Evil movies? I need to check the IMDb.
[/quote]
That's him.  And in The Mummy.
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Post by: va-vacious on August 11, 2008, 07:03:35 PM
The guy from the Mummy? Preeeety!  Add him to my list, too!
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Post by: redbobsled on August 11, 2008, 07:05:43 PM
Looks like we might need to have a catfight soon.
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Post by: Ella Minnow Pea on August 11, 2008, 09:53:06 PM
Apparently I won't be joining, as I completely missed him on Burn Notice last week. Which one was he, as it's not listed in IMDB yet?
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Post by: c-lando on August 12, 2008, 08:06:07 AM
Apparently I won't be joining, as I completely missed him on Burn Notice last week. Which one was he, as it's not listed in IMDB yet?
He was the leader of heist gang. The hot one who got to call Robin Givens "Baby" one last time. :)

Bring on the catfight! I called "dibs" first! We've got it in writing. :)
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Post by: c-lando on September 12, 2008, 07:57:58 PM
3QwLA0T4Gz8

Rosario Dawson's boobs. I can't believe it took me this long to look up this clip on YouTube. I was seriously obsessed with trying to find out what bra she wears in this movie after I saw it in the theatre. THEY.ARE.SO.BOUNCY!!!
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Post by: c-lando on October 15, 2008, 11:50:07 AM
Dominic West! AND it's his birthday today! Mmmmmmmmmmmm, McNutty.
Title: Bumping for C-lando
Post by: cuddlyevil on December 02, 2008, 12:39:33 PM
"...and Joel McHale."
Title: Re: Bumping for C-lando
Post by: c-lando on December 02, 2008, 01:09:08 PM
"...and Joel McHale."
"Bumping for C-lando" sounds like the pr0n version of "Waiting for Godot".
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Post by: c-lando on February 04, 2009, 08:34:34 AM
Posting this photo for all the boys on here who have a Lisa Loeb crush...

(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/news/090216/lisa_loeb.jpg)
She's mawwied now....
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on February 26, 2009, 09:24:50 PM
... and Esperanza Spalding

Just seen her on the Stevie Wonder @ the White House Gershwin celebration thingie, and she's one hoTT jazzy double bassist!

(http://www.jazz.com/assets/2008/5/28/A_-_Esperanza_Spalding_Photo_By_Johann_Sauty_AG335.jpg)

'Fro!!!
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Post by: c-lando on February 27, 2009, 08:14:12 AM
...and Michael Rady. sw00n.
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Post by: c-lando on March 05, 2009, 02:36:50 PM
...Eva Mendes.
HOLY CRAP! How is she 35 years old!?!?!? I suddenly feel quite ashamed of how my bod is doing at 35 next to her bod. Hmmm. Push those bods closer together now, please. ;)
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Post by: vizzah on March 05, 2009, 02:55:10 PM
Push those bods closer together now, please. ;)

That is a handful of YES.  Make this happen.  Right away.

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Post by: c-lando on March 05, 2009, 03:04:50 PM
Push those bods closer together now, please. ;)

That is a handful of YES.  Make this happen.  Right away.


Well, this is HER birthday. Not MINE. So, I'm thinking this won't happen. :)
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Post by: Dan on March 05, 2009, 03:30:01 PM
I didn't know who she was - other than that she's an actress - and so I looked her up. In her entire resume, the only thing she's been in that I've seen is "Once Upon a Time In Mexico" and I don't even remember her part. I mean, I remember they kill Selma Hayek in the beginning... and don't even remember another female lead.

Still... she's quite beautiful and if she wanted me I wouldn't say no.
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Post by: c-lando on April 24, 2009, 09:05:30 AM
....and Melvil Poupaud.

(http://www.film-forward.com/brokenen.JPG)
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Post by: c-lando on May 05, 2009, 04:36:27 PM
...and Blake Lively's cleavage.

MeeeOOOWWwww!
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Post by: Jonathan on May 06, 2009, 06:42:40 AM
...and Blake Lively's cleavage.

MeeeOOOWWwww!

And where's the picture?

Not cool. Not cool.
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Post by: c-lando on May 06, 2009, 08:39:49 AM
...and Blake Lively's cleavage.

MeeeOOOWWwww!

And where's the picture?

Not cool. Not cool.
See, the thing is that there is no ONE picture. It's on every episode of GOSSIP GIRL and in every photo ever taken of this girl. Just GOOGLE her, Dude. She puts the OO in GOOGLE. Those sweater puppies are magical.
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Post by: Jonathan on May 06, 2009, 11:21:58 AM
Yeah, but I'm lazy like that.

Although I must say that lately, I haven't been immediately getting up to leave the room whenever the TV gets switched to Gossip Girl and she's a big reason why.
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Post by: frizgolf on May 06, 2009, 02:39:50 PM
(http://theflarefiles.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/blake_lively.jpg)
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Post by: rva on May 06, 2009, 03:35:45 PM
I dunno.  After watching Mad Men, everything else seems kind of puny.  It's not just Christine Hendricks; everyone on that show is crazy.  Yes, I know they are bra-aided but still.
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Post by: c-lando on May 06, 2009, 03:46:35 PM
Yes, I know they are bra-aided but still.
That's the point with my love for Blake's rack. It is 100% unaided in ANY way except by youth.
Seriously. That's a tank top. They look like that just sitting in a tank top. UNBELIEVABLE.
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on May 06, 2009, 04:40:53 PM
Mine look like that in a tank top too
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Post by: c-lando on May 06, 2009, 04:47:20 PM
Mine look like that in a tank top too
Give us a kiss...
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Post by: vizzah on May 06, 2009, 05:04:55 PM
I dunno.  After watching Mad Men, everything else seems kind of puny.  It's not just Christine Hendricks; everyone on that show is crazy.  Yes, I know they are bra-aided but still.

I have to agree with rva on this one. I didn't even know Blake Lively had tits.  I'm still not sure I believe you.  ;)
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Post by: Dan on May 07, 2009, 09:57:16 AM
Whatever. I know no one believes me but I've always loved the small ones. Kiera Knightly, etc. Blake (who I never heard of before this thread) certainly looks beautiful and I'm fine with her.

Nothing against Christina Hendrkicks, though. She's beautiful too.
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Post by: frizgolf on May 07, 2009, 10:14:23 AM
Don't get me wrong; I don't have anything against large sweater puppies, but when I meet a woman, the smile and the eyes grab me. Further attributes are a plus after that point, yes, but if you had me at hello, they're really nothing more than eye candy. And there ain't nothing wrong with that.
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Post by: bluebastard on May 07, 2009, 10:46:36 AM
My attraction to Christina Hendricks isn't driven by her rather large chest but by her burning red hair. I love redheads--married to one.

I can't believe a) I forgot this thread existed, and b) that I didn't say this when I last posted in it:

"...and Audrey Tautou..."

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Post by: Kwyjibo on May 07, 2009, 11:07:41 AM
"...and Audrey Tautou..."

The creepy looking Amelie girl?  Ew.
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Post by: frizgolf on May 07, 2009, 11:21:36 AM
"...and Audrey Tautou..."

The creepy looking Amelie girl?  Ew.
(http://www.softpedia.com/screenshots/Audrey-Tautou-Screensaver_1.png)
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Post by: Dan on May 07, 2009, 11:33:43 AM
"...and Audrey Tautou..."

The creepy looking Amelie girl?  Ew.
I'm with blue... I've always had a thing for her. Not someone that comes to mind when I think of beautiful actresses, but she's got a sort of charisma and endearing innocence (definitely on display in Amelie) that just pulls at ya.

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Post by: Kwyjibo on May 07, 2009, 02:23:27 PM
So, yes on the creepy Amelie girl then Blue, is that what you're saying?  I mean, you posted that picture of her looking like a creepy twelve year old so that must be what you mean.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on May 07, 2009, 02:46:35 PM
Well... actually Friz posted it. And that's hardly a 12 year old.
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Post by: Kwyjibo on May 07, 2009, 03:48:34 PM
My bad, I didn't realize it was Friz's pic.

I said she looks like a creepy twelve year old, not that she is a creepy twelve year old.  Well, she's not a twelve year old any way, she's certainly creepy looking, no doubt about that.  I polished my glasses just now and rechecked, and yep, she still looks like a creepy twelve year old.  Sorry.

In fact, she reminds me of one of the girls from that cell phone add in which three young girls try to set their father up with someone's grandmother through texting.
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Post by: rva on May 07, 2009, 04:35:36 PM
Audrey Tautou's alright.  She's basically an Audrey Hepburn clone.
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Post by: bluebastard on May 10, 2009, 08:19:20 PM
Audrey Tautou's alright.  She's basically an Audrey Hepburn clone.

A French Hepburn clone (which, in the eyes, is undeniable).

I don't think she's freaky at all though I will admit in Amelie her eyes are rather large and childlike. Watch other Tautou films--Amelie is an anomaly (though I dig it and like many Americans, was the first time I saw her). She was the only reason I didn't walk out of The DaVinci Code when the wife and I went to see it. She's a Top 5 gal for me--I just can't explain it.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on May 18, 2009, 02:23:52 PM
....
and Wynona Rider (still!)

...
and how about that beauty in the Blackberry commercials? I can't stop staring at her everytime that commercial comes on. She's like... what Lindsey Lohan could have/should have grown up to be.


Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on May 18, 2009, 09:53:06 PM
... and Kimberly Oja

(Finally started watching my "Son of the Beach - Vol 2" Xmas Pressie DVD Box Set and was instantly reminded of her inherent blue-eyed beauty - and apparently permanently-perky nipples)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on May 19, 2009, 08:07:57 AM
...and Seal...
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Bronzetree on May 19, 2009, 08:26:58 AM
...and Seal...

I have ears for him...
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on May 19, 2009, 08:51:01 AM
...and Seal...

I have ears for him...
Hahahah. I thought of you when I posted this. We both have had a loooooooooooong crush on that dude for quite some time. :)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Bronzetree on May 19, 2009, 09:31:12 AM
Since the first time I ever heard Crazy...
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on May 19, 2009, 10:01:47 AM
Since the first time I ever heard Crazy...
Oh yeah! Today is some perfect "FUTURELOVEPARADISE" weather. sw00n!
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on May 20, 2009, 02:28:39 PM
... and Lily Loveless

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45367000/jpg/_45367459_naomi466.jpg)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: foolsgold on May 20, 2009, 03:03:27 PM
I wish I could find a reason why I think Melissa Leo is damn fine, but I can't.  Either way, she makes me all squishy inside.

(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM0NDg5NTY2N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNDkwNjg1._V1._SX286_SY400_.jpg)

Same with Solveig Dommartin:

(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_RzbVbx_mJ-0/SbTO8TJR4YI/AAAAAAAAItY/xFwjbr0LqbE/s800/SolveigDommartin3.jpg)

I sorta get her because she looked a lot like my high school German teacher who, when I was alone, taught me how to love.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Butter on May 21, 2009, 09:07:11 AM
While we're doing sort of weird ones, I've got one.

Regine Chassagne from The Arcade Fire.  Not traditionally hot, but it must be something combined with her performances that do it for me.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: MissKitty on May 21, 2009, 09:29:40 AM
...and Ben Harper.


(damn you, Laura Dern!)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on May 21, 2009, 10:29:41 AM
...and Ben Harper.


(damn you, Laura Dern!)
Amen!
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: foolsgold on May 22, 2009, 08:51:42 AM
I never got Jarvis Cocker's appeal until I got his new CD.

I'm not saying I would, just that the idea popped in my head:

(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/71/l_e44f4d61c0804c488a878e4045f3e3bd.jpg)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on May 22, 2009, 11:04:31 AM
...Ed Westwick.

I Lust Chuck Bass.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on May 22, 2009, 11:22:43 PM

and how about that beauty in the Blackberry commercials? I can't stop staring at her everytime that commercial comes on. She's like... what Lindsey Lohan could have/should have grown up to be.


If you have a big flat screen tv, you could pull up your shirt and press your chest up against the screen and have her touch your nipple.  Don't lie.  You thought about it.

Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on May 23, 2009, 05:13:29 PM

and how about that beauty in the Blackberry commercials? I can't stop staring at her everytime that commercial comes on. She's like... what Lindsey Lohan could have/should have grown up to be.


If you have a big flat screen tv, you could pull up your shirt and press your chest up against the screen and have her touch your nipple.  Don't lie.  You thought about it.



I just did my google research and found her name is Michelle Nunes.
http://www.michelle-nunes.com/

I do think she looks better in the commercial when she's lusting after me, but some of those pictures are nice, too.

And Michelle, if you're ever reading this, you are welcome to come over to my place any time. I'll even buy a blackberry storm if it makes you happier.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on May 29, 2009, 12:03:25 PM
...and Emiliana Torrini...
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on May 29, 2009, 03:48:01 PM
Huh.  Never really thought of her that way.  I guess she's not that exotic looking or like a super-beauty but she has a certain fresh-faced appeal.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on June 02, 2009, 04:20:40 PM
...but she has a certain fresh-faced appeal.
That's definitely it. Plus, the voice.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Jonathan on June 04, 2009, 11:55:32 AM
...and Emiliana Torrini...

Word.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on July 17, 2009, 09:01:17 AM
...and Branka Katic...

(http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/rsz/434/x/x/x/medias/nmedia/18/36/27/45/18475116.jpg)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on July 17, 2009, 10:28:46 AM
I've probably mentioned her in the pages of the past, but here she is again:

(http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/z/zooey_deschanel/thumbnails/tn2_zooey_deschanel-4.jpg)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Kwyjibo on July 17, 2009, 10:45:17 AM
Is that Zooey?  That's not a particularly attractive photo of her.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on July 17, 2009, 01:43:08 PM
Yes it's Zooey. It's not a posed photo or airbrushed or anything. And I think she's still beautiful.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Ella Minnow Pea on July 17, 2009, 07:47:29 PM
I picked up a small poster of (500) Days of Summer last night at the theater. It's basically a collage of pictures of Zooey. I could send it to the highest bidder.
(http://content6.flixster.com/photo/11/65/39/11653912_gal.jpg)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on July 19, 2009, 12:20:57 AM
You can have Zoey.  I'll take Emily.  I always like the underdog.  Plus Emily is a better singer.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Ella Minnow Pea on July 19, 2009, 12:46:01 AM
Broken link?
Fixed (I hope).
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on July 20, 2009, 09:19:42 AM
You can have Zoey.  I'll take Emily.  I always like the underdog.  Plus Emily is a better singer.

Hey! I'm not giving away Emily, either! I thought you liked the dark haired ones, anyhow?


That movie poster is a little creepy. Again, I feel like I've felt like that guy. D'oh!
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on July 27, 2009, 02:31:20 PM
... and Kim Thomson

48-year-old redhead currently starring in my Dad's favourite evening soap opera
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on September 23, 2009, 04:43:26 PM
That chick from FRINGE...

(http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2009/09/90992680-thumb-420x629.jpg)

Whoa.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on September 23, 2009, 05:04:25 PM
That chick from FRINGE...

Really? I always had her down as a three or four bagger
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on September 23, 2009, 05:08:28 PM
That chick from FRINGE...

Really? I always had her down as a three or four bagger
I can only see the two bags she's showcasing in this dress. MEOW.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on September 23, 2009, 05:21:50 PM
I want to do Anna Torv if she dresses up like Nariko at Cosplay conventions.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Poncho on September 23, 2009, 05:23:19 PM
That chick from FRINGE...

(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii261/Da_Grimm_One/fistangrygodwe4.jpg)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on September 23, 2009, 05:45:07 PM
I want to do Anna Torv if she dresses up like Nariko at Cosplay conventions.
(http://ironic1.com/geekkingSOP.jpg)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on March 18, 2010, 09:45:44 PM
Too young for me, alas.

(http://images.broadwayworld.com/columnpic/springppre11.jpg)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on March 19, 2010, 08:32:11 AM
Wow. Is this really the first time we've been pervy in 2010? Man, I need to list some crushes STAT.

...and Sandra Bullock (FUCK YOU, JESSE JAMES)...
...and Paul Schneider...
...and NOT the girl from The xx. Good lord. Seeing her sing on Jimmy Fallon really turned me off of her voice. I know that's terrible. But, ECKHhh.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on March 20, 2010, 08:42:41 PM
Who is this Smiths lover we have pictured?
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on March 30, 2010, 10:07:54 PM
... and Carey Mulligan
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on April 06, 2010, 09:28:58 AM
...and Timothy Olyphant in a cowboy hat...
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: vizzah on April 06, 2010, 10:34:29 AM
...and Timothy Olyphant in a cowboy hat...

Ditto, you beat me to it!  

But really, Timothy Olyphant in anything will do. Or nothing.


(http://ewwatchingtv.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/timothy-olyphant_l.jpg)

Mercy!
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Doug on April 06, 2010, 11:21:55 AM
...and Sofia Vergara.  She has knocked Selma Hayek off my list.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on April 06, 2010, 11:49:02 AM
...and Sofia Vergara.  She has knocked Selma Hayek off my list.
FOR SHAME!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Doug on April 06, 2010, 11:50:00 AM
There's no shame in my game.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on April 06, 2010, 04:40:29 PM
i fell in love with Penelope Cruz all over again after watching Vicky Christina Barcelona last month.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on April 06, 2010, 05:30:02 PM
Who is this Smiths lover we have pictured?

Phoebe Strole, Broadway actress.  She was in Spring Awakening with Lea Michele.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on April 06, 2010, 09:44:20 PM
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Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on April 06, 2010, 09:45:30 PM
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Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on April 06, 2010, 11:22:55 PM
Who is this Smiths lover we have pictured?

Phoebe Strole, Broadway actress.  She was in Spring Awakening with Lea Michele.

Oh! In that case I saw her live... assuming she was with the original cast. Yeah that play was pretty good.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Doug on April 23, 2010, 01:21:46 PM
...and the new Snorg girl.

(http://www.snorgtees.com/images/Abide_F_Fullpic_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: vizzah on April 23, 2010, 02:38:35 PM
...and the new Snorg girl.

Her face isn't really doing anything for me, but it took me a few minutes to actually get around to looking at her face.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on April 23, 2010, 03:18:44 PM
Oooh, abide with me
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Doug on April 23, 2010, 03:20:45 PM
...and the new Snorg girl.

Her face isn't really doing anything for me, but it took me a few minutes to actually get around to looking at her face.


I think she's downright adorable.

(http://www.snorgtees.com/images/99donuts_F_Fullpic_1.jpg)

...but then again, all of their models are pretty cute.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on April 23, 2010, 04:09:40 PM
That donut shirt really is hilarious.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on May 05, 2010, 01:42:45 PM
...Thandie Newton...

(http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/05/18/1/192/1922564/ad6c687ed566fa3b_Thandie-Newton.jpg)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on May 06, 2010, 11:41:45 AM
Did you see Thandie in The Chronicles of Riddick?!? SOOOOOOOO HOT.



........and Kate Mara.......
0y3VBJsO6cI

There's something about the way she overly obviously and awkwardly flirts with Craig in this that makes me just totally want her. Her voice reminds me of someone I once dated, I think, and that helps, but I also like how she seems sort of normal (you know, for one of the wealthiest people out there, and a hollywood actress...normal).

Sizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on May 06, 2010, 12:53:24 PM
Did you see Thandie in The Chronicles of Riddick?!? SOOOOOOOO HOT.
YES! Totally hot. That's like one of The Greg's all-time favorite movies. So, I've seen it aplenty.




........and Kate Mara.......
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I haven't watched this episode yet but I was SOOOOOO excited when I saw that she would be on. DUDE. Her voice is AMAZING. Only bested by her eyes. And her hair. GOOD LORD. I could totally be your wing man. Your idea of lovely ladies is right in my wheelhouse.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on May 06, 2010, 03:39:55 PM
I'm weird with redheads.  I'm attracted to them for unknown reasons, but I intensely dislike my attraction to them for equally unknown reasons.  It would take a few years of therapy to fix this.

So anyways, for whatever reason I find Christina Hendricks and Alicia Witt insanely hot and Kate Mara and Alyson Hannigan annoying as hell.  And Jenny Lewis and Laura Pepron vacillate by the minute.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on May 06, 2010, 06:21:53 PM
I've never seen anything Alicia Witt has done, but I sure did enjoy googling her. WOW.

That is all.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on May 06, 2010, 09:23:09 PM
Just for you, dude:

IwYxS5MFqaE&feature=related
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on May 06, 2010, 11:34:45 PM
Yeah, she's hot.

I did more searching for her, and realized that she was on his show in January of this year. I actually saw that episode, so clearly she didn't leave a deep impression on me. But man oh man she knows exactly how to be a temptress.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on May 07, 2010, 08:42:25 AM
Wherle called dibs on Alicia Witt a loooooooooong time ago (I usually post a photo of her for his b-day f*cker greetings). We might have a Rville fight for that red head. I'd like to see that. :)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on May 07, 2010, 10:27:54 AM
There will be no fighting.  I have always recognized Wherle's dibs. 

I was merely citing her as an example of an insanely hot redhead.  It's a testament to Wherle's good taste and keen scouting rather than an attempt to jack his ups.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on May 07, 2010, 10:51:10 AM
There will be no fighting.  I have always recognized Wherle's dibs. 

I was merely citing her as an example of an insanely hot redhead.  It's a testament to Wherle's good taste and keen scouting rather than an attempt to jack his ups.
Respect.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: dirk on May 07, 2010, 11:59:51 AM
For some reason, whenever there is talk of Alicia Witt, I always think of Rosemarie DeWitt.  I am always disappointed then, because while Alicia is cute, I think Rosemarie is way hotter.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Doug on May 07, 2010, 01:14:05 PM
So anyways, for whatever reason I find Christina Hendricks and Alicia Witt insanely hot

Agreed!
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on May 07, 2010, 01:27:22 PM
She was a little disappointing in Esquire last month.  Bad hair style, bad pic, and then a bad article.  That was kind of a bummer.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on May 07, 2010, 03:01:10 PM
But she was waaay hot in the two or three episodes of Firefly back in 2002. Of course back then she was closer to my current age, which helps.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on May 07, 2010, 03:19:30 PM
She's a fake redhead, though.  She's actually blonde.  She graduated from Fairfax High School in Fairfax County Virginia.  Home of the Rebels and 2006 Nobel Prize Winner for Medicine Craig Mello. 

Other lesser known Christina Hendricks facts:  She has a gigantic rack.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Kenneth Toilethole on May 07, 2010, 04:17:27 PM
She graduated from Fairfax High School in Fairfax County Virginia.  Home of the Rebels and 2006 Nobel Prize Winner for Medicine Craig Mello. 
That's mildly interesting. That would mean she either graduated with or one year ahead of an ex of mine.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on June 08, 2010, 02:10:12 PM
... and Lola Glaudini

(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BODcwMTUzNjcxNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMzA1NzE0._V1._SX281_SY400_.jpg)

Just noticed her in an old episode of "Las Vegas" - looked her up on IMDB and see she is in the new "Persons Unknown" show which we DVR'd last night and now which I REALLY want to watch and hopefully like!
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Ella Minnow Pea on June 19, 2010, 01:13:38 PM
Guys, if you haven't been watching Friday Night Lights (which you should be, as it's an excellent show), Alicia Witt has been on the past few episodes. Don't be too dismayed that her character is the parent of a high school student, though.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: va-vacious on June 19, 2010, 06:17:06 PM
... and she doesn't look that great in the first ep, but in last night's she was lovely!

And Taylor Kitsch and Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton aren't too bad on the eyes, either.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on June 29, 2010, 02:01:25 PM
(http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/06/29/news/photos_stories/6340317616874187505232366_48_KKushenkoAChapman1_030210035650--300x450.JPG)
Discuss.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on June 29, 2010, 04:33:12 PM
Ew. Who is she? The personification of Petunia the Pig?

I only have eyes for....John Goodman. I don't understand it but I have always had a thing for him.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on June 29, 2010, 05:20:51 PM
Well, she looks Russian

Just fewer muscles

A bit 'oinky'
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Poncho on June 29, 2010, 05:23:44 PM
(http://thingsifoundatthethriftstore.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/do-not-want-dog.jpg)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on June 29, 2010, 08:06:20 PM
I'd hit it.  I wouldn't jeopardize national security interests to hit it, but I'd hit it. 

Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: vizzah on June 30, 2010, 01:16:58 PM
I *might* hit it.  It looks like she may have a great rack, but I can't seem to find any front-facing photos to prove it.  Sometimes that can get you past that ol' Land o Lakes dome.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on June 30, 2010, 01:59:50 PM
(http://thingsifoundatthethriftstore.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/do-not-want-dog.jpg)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on June 30, 2010, 02:01:53 PM
I *might* hit it.  It looks like she may have a great rack...
Can a rack be considered GREAT if it's level with her ENTIRE midsection!?!?!? It's like she's wearing a TMNT outfit (with the shell IN FRONT) under that Herve Leger red rip-off.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: vizzah on June 30, 2010, 02:47:08 PM
I *might* hit it.  It looks like she may have a great rack...
Can a rack be considered GREAT if it's level with her ENTIRE midsection!?!?!? It's like she's wearing a TMNT outfit (with the shell IN FRONT) under that Herve Leger red rip-off.

Snaps! I actually didn't notice that until you pointed it out.  I just assumed she was wearing something billow-y. 
The answer is no - potbelly cancels out killer jugs.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on June 30, 2010, 03:19:36 PM
From the pictures I've seen I'd say her rack is pretty average, and her weight appears to range from borderline anorexic to average.  I think that dress is actually the same one she's wearing in that other ubiquitous "I'm pulling my hair" picture.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Butter on June 30, 2010, 03:23:20 PM
She looks like the Albanian Amy Adams.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on June 30, 2010, 03:26:10 PM
From the pictures I've seen I'd say her rack is pretty average, and her weight appears to range from borderline anorexic to average.  I think that dress is actually the same one she's wearing in that other ubiquitous "I'm pulling my hair" picture.
I still have no idea who this is.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: MissKitty on June 30, 2010, 03:35:13 PM
I'd hit it.  I wouldn't jeopardize national security interests to hit it, but I'd hit it. 
Poor lil desperate RVA.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: foolsgold on June 30, 2010, 03:49:00 PM
I still have no idea who this is.

She's the socialite chick who's been accused of spying on the U.S. of A. 

I'm off the market right now, but all things being equal, of course I'd bang her.  She meets all my old pre-requisites in that she's got lady parts, she's soft, cute enough and probably smells nice.  Combine that with fucking usually being a ton of fun and it's a perfect match.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on June 30, 2010, 03:52:40 PM
She looks like the Albanian Amy Adams.

Yeah, maybe 75% Amy Adams and 25% Kirsten Dunst in the face, and 25% Amy Adams and 75% Kirsten Dunst in the rack.  Neither of whom are that attractive, but both of whom I'd hit.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on June 30, 2010, 11:33:09 PM
In truth I'd hit it just b/c I'd hit anything these days. But also in truth, I'd definitely hit it b/c I think she's rather attractive. But let's not forget that I can hardly afford to be picky.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on July 01, 2010, 12:27:13 AM
I think she's AAA.  Could see her maybe having a few decent years as a utility mistress off the bench, or maybe a fourth wife for a non-championship dude.  But even that might be out of reach as I don't think she'd be very good in the clubhouse.  Ruben Rivera would be a good comp.


Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Kwyjibo on July 01, 2010, 07:41:51 AM
I think that's the worst possible picture of her.  Apparently she's pretty un-photogenic.  Clicky (http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Suspected-Russian-Spy-Anna-Chapman/ss/events/wl/062910annachapman#photoViewer=/100629/481/urn_publicid_ap_org_ee76500b0d524485891a2e02d60d9ae2)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on July 01, 2010, 08:17:30 AM
I think that's the worst possible picture of her.  Apparently she's pretty un-photogenic.  Clicky (http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Suspected-Russian-Spy-Anna-Chapman/ss/events/wl/062910annachapman#photoViewer=/100629/481/urn_publicid_ap_org_ee76500b0d524485891a2e02d60d9ae2)
Agreed. Much better photos in that link. I guess I'd hit that. I'd turn her over my knee and then I'd turn her over to the authorities.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on July 01, 2010, 10:03:49 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100629/capt.772355b3d427443ab4c82d24f87d27e3-772355b3d427443ab4c82d24f87d27e3-0.jpg)

Reminds me of Kaylee (Jewel Staite) in Firefly.

(http://www.browncoats.com/UserFiles/435d3d1bdfa80/Image/kaylee05.jpg)



Yes? No?
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Poncho on July 01, 2010, 10:50:31 AM
Can a rack be considered GREAT if it's level with her ENTIRE midsection!?!?!?

You've never talked to a fat chick who goes to Ren-Fairs?


"Look at my EPIC BREASTS!!!"

"Yeah, they match your EPIC butt, EPIC gut, EPIC arms, EPIC thighs, EPIC chins, EPIC cankles and jacked-up face!  Obviously, I'll just skip those parts and solely focus on your breasts, because you think because they are large nothing else matters... you're the most beautiful girl I've ever, ever seen!"



ETA:
I'm not saying that weight determines your level of attractiveness... I'm saying there is a small, but demented, portion of the female population that believes if they push their giant bewbs at people the rest of the package auto-magically turns into a ten.  Only because they have big bewbs.  That portion of the population is wrong... we see the rest of you, too!
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Post by: rva on July 01, 2010, 06:49:12 PM
A wise man once said to me, "If you don't like fake tans, plastic boobs and pink pleather pants, then why the hell are you at a stripper convention?"

Sound advice.



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Post by: Poncho on July 02, 2010, 11:08:37 AM
Just to clarify, I've never been to a Ren Fair.  My ex-coworker (who definitely fell into the "I've got big boobs, so I'm hawt right?" category) went to several every year.  She shared a plethora of photos.

Worse than photos of a train wreck.  Curse you Amy!
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on July 06, 2010, 01:01:21 PM
... and Lakshmi Manchu (http://www.lakshmimanchu.com/home.html)

(http://www.lakshmimanchu.com/image/image56.jpg)

Wow!!
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Post by: rva on July 06, 2010, 01:28:10 PM
Bollywood is lousy with insanely hot actresses.
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Post by: c-lando on July 12, 2010, 04:34:27 PM
...and Yasmine Garbi...

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0mugitpH3pY/SszB8nBceDI/AAAAAAAABE0/pJAXdEEcb8Y/s400/Yasmine_Garbi_-0884.jpg)
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Post by: c-lando on September 13, 2010, 04:34:22 PM
...and Don Johnson...

Seriously. I still get the goofy eyes for him. After all these years. I think he's more handsome now than he ever was in the prime of MIAMI VICE. NOM.
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Post by: Rafe on September 13, 2010, 05:49:34 PM
...and Wilfred Bramble:

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/cymru/radiocymru/safle/cofio/images/slideshow/1973_wilfred_brambell_alber.jpg)
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Post by: rva on October 24, 2010, 07:49:00 PM
Lara Logan is smoking hot tonight.
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Post by: Dan on October 24, 2010, 11:05:39 PM
When I was an impressionable teenager, I stumbled across a bad teen flick called "If Looks Could Kill" on the tele starring Richard Grieco. This being the middle of puberty, I naturally fell in love with the young female lead. Her name was Gabrielle Anwar and I thought she was possibly the most beautiful woman in the world. Around this time her height reached its popularity as in the next few years she had roles in a few movies that actually made it to the theater. She was the tango-ing woman that Al Pacino danced with in "Scent of a Woman," she was the love interest opposite Michael J. Fox in a bad movie called "For Love or Money," and she had a role in the "The Three Musketeers" film with Charlie Sheen and Chris O'Donnell. She was also in the movie "Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead" although I never saw that one. Anyhow, not the worst resume, but not exactly Julia Roberts either. Then... she sort of disappeared. Over the years I always thought of her as my first celebrity crush. She'd pop up every now and again, but nothing worth mentioning really. And when I'm listing hot celebrities she had become so obscure that she wasn't even a celebrity any longer. It made me sad.

Fast forward to the past month or so while I'm riding the subway. There's an ad for Burn Notice and it doesn't say much, but has your standard good lookin' dude posing next to a hot chick. A little older, but not old. I kept staring at that poster for like WEEKS while I wondered who the woman was. I thought she was good lookin' and resembled my crush from 15 years ago, but obviously couldn't be her b/c she's fallen off the face of the planet.

Obviously... you know where this is going. MY HOTTIE IS BACK! I don't even know what Burn Notice is other than a TV show (anyone watch it?) but I'm so pumped to at least see the love of my life around again. She's, um, 40 now... but whatev. Sometimes she looks amazing, sometimes she looks her age. IMDB says she's been in every episode, so she's clearly a regular and will, hopefully, be around for a bit. Yay.

Gabrielle Anwar... congrats. You've made it into this thread.
There's no place better for a dumb love letter to an aging beauty than an internet message board, so I'm glad to contribute.

(http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/A_F/Bq_Bz/BurnNotice/season1/burn-notice26.jpg)

(http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/870/870505/gabrielle-anwar-20080429022311928_640w.jpg)

and one as Mariska:
(http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsA/476.gif)
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Post by: rva on October 25, 2010, 02:28:13 AM
Burn Notice is okay.  And yeah, Gabrielle Anwar is the female lead.  She plays the ex-girlfriend and ally of the main character.  Bruce Campell is also in it.  The lead guy is kind of annoying and it has these voiceovers that drive you crazy after awhile but it would certainly be enjoyable enough if you have a thing for Gabrielle Anwar.
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Post by: Dan on October 25, 2010, 10:32:46 AM
I suspect I will be taking my first leap back into a TV series since... 2008 when watched "Arrested Development". That's a pretty big deal for me. All because of her.

(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/gabrielle-anwar-entertainment-weekleys-5th-annual-pre-emmy-party-LKYGqB.jpg)
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Post by: c-lando on October 25, 2010, 10:58:36 AM
Loooooooooooooooove BURN NOTICE. But, I don't think Anwar has aged well AT ALL. She's waaaaaaaay too skinny and she's had weird stuff done to her face. But, the show is great just for Bruce Campbell and Jeffery Donovan. Plus, Fiona (Anwar's character) is a total bad ass. She's just not so hot any more (to me).
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Kwyjibo on October 25, 2010, 11:10:21 AM
I think she looks sickly.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on October 25, 2010, 11:33:08 AM
I would agree Anwar has not aged that well.  I didn't even realize it was her in that series until someone told me.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: vizzah on October 25, 2010, 12:26:36 PM
I think she looks sickly.

x2
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on October 25, 2010, 02:56:51 PM
Well, for the record, I haven't seen a single second of it. But I'm excited because
a) I look sickly
b) I usually like girls who look sickly

I am scared of that comment about weird stuff done to her face, tho. It was PERFECT before! PERFECT I TELL YOU!
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on October 25, 2010, 03:18:10 PM
Are you forgetting this?

xqmFxgEGKH0

TTD @ 1:00!!
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Post by: c-lando on October 25, 2010, 04:01:39 PM
Well, for the record, I haven't seen a single second of it. But I'm excited because
a) I look sickly
b) I usually like girls who look sickly

I am scared of that comment about weird stuff done to her face, tho. It was PERFECT before! PERFECT I TELL YOU!
Her face is A-OK (except for being too skinny) till Season 4. Then, it gets wonky.
Oh. Did you see her on Craig Ferguson last year? Man, I thought she came off as a cow. She basically said that she became a US citizen so that she could vote for Obama. But, she didn't seem that keen on being American. It was kind of weird and awkward and I was embarrassed for her in a way.
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Post by: rva on October 25, 2010, 04:22:30 PM
Gabrielle Anwar has two claims to fame in the life of RVA.  One is that I always say "Gabrielle Anwar" when I mean "Gabrielle Union."

Drunken RVA: I want to do Gabrielle Anwar.
Random responder:  Really?  Huh.  She's all right, I guess.
Drunken RVA:  No wait.  UNION!  Not Anwar.  Gabrielle Union.
Random responder:  Oh yeah.  Me too.

The second is that I am always hoping "Gabrielle Anwar El Sadat" will be a Before & After clue on Wheel of Fortune.  Maybe it has been, I don't know.  I watch that show once every other year, tops.  But, yeah. That, and "Bain Du Soleil Moon Frye"
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Post by: c-lando on October 25, 2010, 04:37:58 PM
Gabrielle Anwar has two claims to fame in the life of RVA.  One is that I always say "Gabrielle Anwar" when I mean "Gabrielle Union."

Drunken RVA: I want to do Gabrielle Anwar.
Random responder:  Really?  Huh.  She's all right, I guess.
Drunken RVA:  No wait.  UNION!  Not Anwar.  Gabrielle Union.
Random responder:  Oh yeah.  Me too.

The second is that I am always hoping "Gabrielle Anwar El Sadat" will be a Before & After clue on Wheel of Fortune.  Maybe it has been, I don't know.  I watch that show once every other year, tops.  But, yeah. That, and "Bain Du Soleil Moon Frye"
GSPoTD! You can pick up to $500 worth of crappy merchandise from my grandma's living room.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Poncho on October 26, 2010, 12:26:54 AM
If that is "sickly" then sign me up!  The face is a 6, but I likey the rest.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Poncho on October 26, 2010, 12:29:26 AM
I thought of STB today.  The 2011 Kylie calendar was announced and a friend slid me a link.


NICE.  Probably the most attractive I've ever seen her.  That gal has a butt to die for.

http://www.kylie.com/news/official-2011-calendar-available-to-pre-order/

(http://i37.tinypic.com/2u76a7l.jpg)
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Post by: MissKitty on October 26, 2010, 07:29:53 AM
Well there's CR's xmas present sorted then.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on October 26, 2010, 08:12:17 AM
Well there's CR's xmas present sorted then.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAAH!!!! So nice to have help from friends, isn't it? :)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on October 26, 2010, 10:00:30 AM
Are you forgetting this?

I only found out about it yesterday. I don't have audio at work, so I must watch at home.

No, I didn't see her on Ferguson. I shall search at home this week, too. So much to do (because, you know, looking up an actress's work is more important than actually going out and meeting a lady for myself).

P.S. I'm going to get my first netflix account ever this week so I can get Burn Notice and start from episode 1. Woo.

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Post by: rva on October 26, 2010, 11:18:14 AM
A simple thing like how someone watches a TV series tells you a lot about how you can use them. 

Some people have neither the time or the patience to start a show at the beginning.  They just want to see the good parts, and the role they play in any scheme will reflect that.  Don't ask them to think, or wait, or complicate things with instructions.  Just call them when it's time for the guns to come out.

A man who starts from episode 1 believes he has time to spare because he's in control and calling the shots.  He's wrong, of course.  In this business, no one's in control.  But sometimes it helps to foster their illusions. 

I threw out my remote control years ago.  There is only one way to survive in the field:  Watch what they show you and hope it doesn't suck.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on October 26, 2010, 11:39:58 AM
A simple thing like how someone watches a TV series tells you a lot about how you can use them.  

Some people have neither the time or the patience to start a show at the beginning.  They just want to see the good parts, and the role they play in any scheme will reflect that.  Don't ask them to think, or wait, or complicate things with instructions.  Just call them when it's time for the guns to come out.

A man who starts from episode 1 believes he has time to spare because he's in control and calling the shots.  He's wrong, of course.  In this business, no one's in control.  But sometimes it helps to foster their illusions.  

I threw out my remote control years ago.  There is only one way to survive in the field:  Watch what they show you and hope it doesn't suck.
Hhahahah. This is a great Michael Westen impersonation, rva.
Your reward for your efforts is a yogurt.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Doug on October 26, 2010, 12:59:53 PM
My wife watches this crappy show "The Good Wife".  I can't stand it obviously, but whenever it is on and I have to watch it, I always look forward to Archie Panjabi making an appearance.

(http://imgboot.com/images/Darsfebruary/archiepanjabismile.jpg)(http://imgboot.com/images/Darsfebruary/archiepanjabiback.jpg)

I think it may be the boots...

(http://imgboot.com/images/Darsfebruary/kalindaviaspiga.jpg)
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Post by: Dan on October 26, 2010, 01:34:26 PM
I'd say it's more than just the boots.

LIKE!
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Post by: foolsgold on November 10, 2010, 08:57:57 PM
Susanna Hoffs is still ridiculously hot.  Jiminy Christmas.
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Post by: Dan on December 03, 2010, 01:01:58 PM
I don't think I knew what Alicia Keys looked like until just now.

(http://cdn.last.fm/bestof/2010/artist_images/21.jpg)

If that's what she looks like, and isn't massively photoshopped or makeuped...then yes, that's my jaw you see on the floor over there.
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Post by: Cockney Rebel on December 03, 2010, 04:53:54 PM
... and Kim Thomson

48-year-old redhead currently starring in my Dad's favourite evening soap opera

I wrote this so long ago, but it bears repeating.

I was HUGELY attracted to this woman on the soap opera Emmerdale, and again recently when I stayed with my Dad in England once more. I decided to look her up and discovered - to my utter surprise - that my fascination may have been somewhat subliminal.

Thomson was actually one of the stars of one of my favourite films ever, 1983's "Party Party (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086081/)"...

I fancied her then when she looked like this...
(http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsT/17085.gif)

Now, she looks like this... HUBBA HUBBA!!!!
(http://holysoapcdn.five.tv/assets/images/3909/20090911T191315_Soaps_Spoilers_1-1_1252692941_large.jpg)

I had never made the connection. Needless to say both versions are now in my wank bank.
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Post by: frizgolf on December 03, 2010, 06:43:11 PM
I don't think I knew what Alicia Keys looked like until just now.

(http://cdn.last.fm/bestof/2010/artist_images/21.jpg)

If that's what she looks like, and isn't massively photoshopped or makeuped...then yes, that's my jaw you see on the floor over there.
That top is the most garish thing imaginable. The cleavage is nice, don't get me wrong, but trust me here, that kind of cleavage doesn't need anything at all to embellish or attract attention to it. Instead I now imagine her saying "my celebrity-cleavage is more important than any other celebrity cleavage" as if there's something wrong with her rack I otherwise shouldn't be concentrating on, which, to me just negates the whole reason you put that cleavage in the pic to start with. I won't compare with other famous boobage, honest. Now I'm wondering about why she had to frilly-frame it rather than just letting me get my wank on.
wank bank.
Heh heh.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on December 04, 2010, 01:20:10 PM
Friz, I'm sorry but you're wrong. That top is NOT the most garish thing imaginable. You know what is? Her earrings.


Still... the face is pretty impressive, too.
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Post by: rva on December 04, 2010, 03:00:27 PM
We would also accept "ring," "fingernails," or "oddly shiny and plastic looking rack itself."   But hey, at least she's not wearing the weird forehead jewelry (and what a fine forehead it is!).

Still, Alicia Keys is definitely hot.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: frizgolf on December 04, 2010, 07:00:52 PM
I dunno. I feel weird for having my eyes drawn away from that obviously awesome tit-crack to the glitter framing it. My eyes shouldn't be distracted, but they are.
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Post by: c-lando on December 09, 2010, 10:48:26 AM
....and Margarita Levieva....

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Post by: rva on December 09, 2010, 11:07:48 AM
Mila Kunis is kind of a hotter, more 70's looking version of Jessica Alba.  Margarita Levieva is kind of a hotter, more 70's looking version of Mila Kunis.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on December 09, 2010, 02:40:49 PM
Mila Kunis is kind of a hotter, more 70's looking version of Jessica Alba.  Margarita Levieva is kind of a hotter, more 70's looking version of Mila Kunis.
YES!!!! So effin' h0tt!
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on January 07, 2011, 03:03:55 PM
...and Eli Wallach...
...and Jacqueline Bissett in THE DEEP...
...and Adam Levine in this new UK Cosmo photo...
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on January 07, 2011, 03:08:22 PM
...and Jacqueline Bissett in THE DEEP...

Oh hell yeah.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on January 07, 2011, 04:09:30 PM
...and Jacqueline Bissett in THE DEEP...

Oh hell yeah.
x3
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on March 15, 2011, 04:49:24 PM
...and Juliette Binoche...

Seriously! She's stunningly beautiful. And 47!!! FORTY SEVEN. I can't believe it. I could watch all of her movies over and over and over again. Sigh.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on April 05, 2011, 10:10:01 AM
...and James Garner...

(http://frmarkdwhite.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/rockford-files.jpg)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on April 27, 2011, 10:17:03 AM
The T-Mobile girl:

(http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/tmobile-girl-148x300.jpg)


Internet research says her name is Carly Foulkes, but I'd rather call her "mine."

More here. (http://www.thesportsbank.net/nba/whos-the-t-mobile-girl-in-nba-playoff-ads-pictures/)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Ella Minnow Pea on June 05, 2011, 07:12:52 PM
...and Michael Fassbender and his cheekbones...
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on June 10, 2011, 08:28:19 AM
...and Gina Torres...

Most amazing lips EVER on television.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on June 20, 2011, 07:41:20 PM
... and Geri Halliwell ...

on tonight's "Top Gear". Looking good and definitely still worth a squirt.
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Post by: rva on August 12, 2011, 11:59:26 AM
... and Rachel Riley.... don't ask me why

x7rioP4Le88&feature=related
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on August 12, 2011, 12:39:24 PM
Ask me... ask me...

Her fantastic arse

Here she is stroking her pussy

(http://scopefeatures.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/26480104.jpg?w=480)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Ella Minnow Pea on August 13, 2011, 11:38:40 PM
And Ryan Gosling's abs.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: va-vacious on August 14, 2011, 11:29:33 AM
And Ryan Gosling's abs.
x2!
My goodness, they sure are purty!
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Poncho on August 14, 2011, 11:32:21 AM
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/uberdweeb/butterface.jpg)

The rest of the view is very nice.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on August 14, 2011, 11:22:24 PM
And Ryan Gosling's abs.

Oh my god, it's like you're photoshopped!
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on September 28, 2011, 06:40:03 PM
Dear Anna Kournikova: You are off my list. You were the reason I tuned into this season of "Biggest Loser" but you are doing nothing for me, especially that extraordinarily-peculiar Frankenstein left ear of yours.

And your voice.

Your voice is horrible.

love
CR
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Post by: trixi on September 28, 2011, 11:21:51 PM
Dear Anna Kournikova: You are off my list. You were the reason I tuned into this season of "Biggest Loser" but you are doing nothing for me, especially that extraordinarily-peculiar Frankenstein left ear of yours.

And your voice.

Your voice is horrible. 

You can't play tennis.

love
CR

edited for me
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Post by: MissKitty on September 29, 2011, 08:20:15 AM
Where is the "like" button for Trixi's post?!
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on October 26, 2011, 09:16:29 AM
...and Pharrell...

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Post by: frizgolf on October 29, 2011, 12:09:58 AM
Don't mess with Anna in doubles.
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Post by: rva on October 29, 2011, 12:56:44 AM
Meh.  I got nothing against Kournikova.  She made the most out of limited ability.  If you are trying to learn how to play tennis, you'd do a lot better emulating Kournikova than most other players.

Women's tennis just sucks. I like the Williams sisters, but they only play when they want to.  No one ever gets on Serena's ass for playing like 8 tournaments a year and tanking half of them.  You want to talk about squandered talent, look no further.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: foolsgold on October 29, 2011, 08:50:08 PM
Jamie Lee Curtis and that strip tease part of True Lies.

Yowza.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on November 15, 2011, 03:02:42 PM
... and Amber Heard
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: rva on November 15, 2011, 03:29:40 PM
Amber Heard is a tricky one.

She's stereotypically beefcake with her tomboy-ish ways and love of muscle cars.  And her hotness.

But it feels like she's working it too hard.  Which then gets complicated because of that other whole thing.  So her hot not-girly-girl ways just kinda make it seem like you know, she enjoys just wants to being a DH on that other team.  Good hitters are fine, but there's more to the sport than offense.  I like my players to be able to field their position and be willing to catch once in a while.  Also, she's a shitty actress.

But then again she's stated a willingness to move teams.  Which sort of raises her appeal.  But then sort of lowers it too, because I don't know if I just want to pay an exorbitant sum for a free agent mercenary.

ehh.. I guess it'd be worth it.  She's still pretty hot.  And probably has some hot friends.  It seems worth it to have her around for a couple of seasons.  Offer her arbitration and then when she declines you'll still get two draft picks.  Always better to develop from within the system, but if I have to sign an FA, she seems like a much better investment than Megan Fox.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on November 15, 2011, 11:01:39 PM
In each of the past 4 weeks I've read about Amber Heard and in each of the past 4 weeks I've had to look her up on IMDB. At some point you'd think I'd just remember.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on November 22, 2011, 11:55:28 AM
... and Gwendolyn Pigeon (as played by Carole Shelley) in 1968's "The Odd Couple"
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Kwyjibo on November 22, 2011, 01:33:02 PM
... and Gwendolyn Pigeon (as played by Carole Shelley) in 1968's "The Odd Couple"

(http://www.newyorktheatreguide.com/images/shows/wicked07news.jpg)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on November 22, 2011, 02:47:00 PM
... and Gwendolyn Pigeon (as played by Carole Shelley) in 1968's "The Odd Couple"

(http://www.newyorktheatreguide.com/images/shows/wicked07news.jpg)
*ahem*

(http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsS/15781-13989.gif)
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Post by: MissKitty on December 02, 2011, 02:42:09 PM
...and Jim Caviezel
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: foolsgold on December 02, 2011, 02:50:13 PM
The chick from Sleigh Bells, specifically her new look.

Mrrrrow.

(http://popdust3.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sleigh-bells-reign-terror.jpg)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Jen on December 02, 2011, 08:34:08 PM
...and Jim Caviezel

I heartily concur.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on December 02, 2011, 08:53:04 PM
The chick from Sleigh Bells, specifically her new look.
She looks like the lovechild of Madonna and Sigourney Weaver
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Poncho on December 12, 2011, 09:34:02 AM
I was thinking Madonna and Debbie Mazar myself... but Sigorney is quite accurate, too.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on December 12, 2011, 09:18:39 PM
Emily Blunt as the receptionist for Miss Piggy in The Muppets.

I wish I could find a picture, but it's not coming up quickly in a search.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Poncho on December 12, 2011, 11:36:15 PM
Emily Blunt is like that old lady, beautiful princess picture.  You look at her from one angle and she's just so attractive... then you look again and OMG she's totally not.

She does seem rather personable in interviews, etc.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on December 19, 2011, 03:24:29 PM
...and Melanie Laurent...
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: foolsgold on December 23, 2011, 09:13:44 AM
...and, although I normally don't go for blondes, Charlize Theron.  Hatchi matchi.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on December 29, 2011, 05:19:44 PM
... and Kelly Reilly

Noticed today in the crappy Sherlock Holmes sequel (She was in the first one too apparently?)

Also, whilst 'researching' I found a steamy scene of her in from the film "Puffball". Smokin' hotttttt!!!!
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: MoxyWOXY on December 30, 2011, 02:52:52 PM
All aboard Melanie Laurent and Charlize Theron!
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: twentyshots on January 02, 2012, 09:10:07 PM
alright, i am here and officially bringing olivia munn with me.....

(http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/9043/olivia-munn-animated-8.gif)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: twentyshots on January 09, 2012, 12:24:49 PM
this might kill you.
definitely an overly-sexualized yoga clip that you probably shouldn't watch at work or in front of your loved ones or if your not already laying on a sheet of plastic or in the tub even though there is no nudity.
hoochie choochie!
loszrEZvS_k
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: frizgolf on January 10, 2012, 08:01:22 PM
this might kill you.
definitely an overly-sexualized yoga clip that you probably shouldn't watch at work or in front of your loved ones or if your not already laying on a sheet of plastic or in the tub even though there is no nudity.
hoochie choochie!
loszrEZvS_k


I was listening to King Of Woolworths' To The Devil A Donut as that started. Goes along with it well in a Dark Side of the Moon/Wizard of Oz kinda way.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: MoxyWOXY on January 13, 2012, 09:21:02 PM
I found someone surprisingly hot today -- Deborah Norville.

In all the years she has been on tv I've never found her that attractive, but I happened to see her on the Today show this morning and WOW. She has gotten better with age...or kids...or both.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: twentyshots on June 12, 2012, 07:03:58 PM
the song is ok....but the fan video i could watch all day.

-RXRHmIFB_c&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: foolsgold on October 04, 2012, 09:26:24 AM
Honeysuckle Weeks from Foyle's War.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/66/Honeysuckle_weeks_november_2008.jpg/220px-Honeysuckle_weeks_november_2008.jpg)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Listen_Thinker on October 23, 2012, 11:48:31 PM
...and Stephen Colbert
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: dirk on October 24, 2012, 07:25:01 AM
And Cara Santa Maria can Talk Nerdy To Me anytime she wants...

(https://lh3.ggpht.com/-c-gNvH6cNPo/TflzYFReunI/AAAAAAAAAAM/UBaeG3Hh8U4/s1600/Cara_Santa_Maria.jpg)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on October 24, 2012, 04:55:46 PM
...and Charlie Cox' chest hair...

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zqQGbBzotMs/TRO31ompAWI/AAAAAAAABSw/k0qEVf1o1Ko/s1600/CharlieCox500_14194t.jpg)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on November 06, 2012, 06:11:23 PM
and Naomie Harris...

Skyfall's secret weapon. Stunning!

(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjAxNjA0NDYxMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTI2MzY0._V1._SX214_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg)
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on December 02, 2012, 04:07:32 AM
... and Sheridan Smith... but only as a redhead (in the TV drama "Mrs Biggs"). Does nothing for me as a blonde but with a bit of ginge, she's a real hottie
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Zafer Kaya on December 02, 2012, 11:42:21 AM
But I thought we were in agreement that Sheridan Smith is actually not hot at all? ???

I totally kinda wanted to do Sheridan Smith for mysterious and wrong reasons.  TOTALLY.  But then you made me see the error of my ways.  Now I'm all sexually confused all over again.

http://www.randomville.com/Daily/index.php/topic,105134.msg477829.html#msg477829

Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on December 02, 2012, 05:44:17 PM
Hahahaha... I had forgotten that exchange.... Here's what really weird though... When I started watching Mrs Biggs I didn't associate her as the girl from "Two Pints..." I just though a) she's hot and b) what have I seen her in before? It took a while for the penny to drop.

If she's got any sense she'll never go blonde again.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Zafer Kaya on December 03, 2012, 09:34:21 AM
Sheridan Smith is like the British Kaley Cuoco.  One is so stereotypically British and the other so stereotypically American.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on May 23, 2013, 01:39:25 PM
...and Melanie Laurent...
Ahhhhhhhhh. She's is knocked up and the baby is not mine.
Le sigh.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Zafer Kaya on May 23, 2013, 03:31:34 PM
Man, now I started thinking about Sheridan Smith again.  NOT hot.  NOT HOT, dammit!

Settle an argument for me.  Who is going to be more beautiful in five years-- Saxon Sharbino or Maisie Williams?
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Homsar on May 23, 2013, 04:00:54 PM
I'm guessing Saxon.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on May 24, 2013, 08:38:27 AM
I vote for Maisy Stella in about 10 years.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Zafer Kaya on May 24, 2013, 11:16:53 AM
Doesn't Maisy Stella grow into Lennon Stella?  Not that I'm trying to insult Lennon Stella, she's certainly an attractive enough young lady but just not what I would consider beautiful.  Kinda girl-next-door, really.  Not being mean.  Or a perv.

Anyway, I said Saxon Sharbino but everyone else said Maisie Williams.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: MissKitty on June 03, 2013, 11:42:50 AM
...and the sexy Whole Foods dude who looks like David Beckham.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Zafer Kaya on June 03, 2013, 12:03:14 PM
I feel a little saddened that Susanna Hoffs has finally become a bit MILF-ish now.  She's still kinda hot but you can now tell she used to be hotter. 

She kinda looks like she might be in her mid/late 30's.  But considering she is actually in her mid/late 50's that's pretty good.  I would still do her.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Cockney Rebel on June 03, 2013, 12:56:44 PM
...and the sexy Whole Foods dude who looks like David Beckham.
His name is Doug and you blush in his presence
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on June 03, 2013, 01:04:37 PM
...and the sexy Whole Foods dude who looks like David Beckham.
His name is Doug and you blush in his presence
Adorable.
There was this guy who worked at the Brazilian bakery near our house who always made me blush due to his hotness. The Greg used to threaten to call INS on him. The only time he's even joked about being jealous.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on June 04, 2013, 05:10:46 PM
Bobby Cannavale. BITE. CHOMP. CHIPPITY-CHOMP.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: c-lando on June 07, 2018, 03:25:24 PM
Doesn't Maisy Stella grow into Lennon Stella?  Not that I'm trying to insult Lennon Stella, she's certainly an attractive enough young lady but just not what I would consider beautiful.  Kinda girl-next-door, really.  Not being mean.  Or a perv.

Anyway, I said Saxon Sharbino but everyone else said Maisie Williams.

HOLY SHIT. I haven't watched NASHVILLE in forever and just got a recent gander at Lennon Stella and I thought she was a Kardashian. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. That depresses me.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Zafer Kaya on June 07, 2018, 03:46:25 PM
I just realized it has been five years since the Saxon Sharbino vs Masie Williams debate.

I did a quick GIS... I declare it a draw.  Neither one of them is anything particularly special.  I'll give Masie Williams the slight edge I guess for at least having the more distinctive features.
Title: Re: Darling, I only have eyes for you.....
Post by: Dan on June 16, 2018, 03:39:37 PM
I just realized it has been five years since the Saxon Sharbino vs Masie Williams debate.

I did a quick GIS... I declare it a draw.  Neither one of them is anything particularly special.  I'll give Masie Williams the slight edge I guess for at least having the more distinctive features.

It's strange - I like everything about Masie Williams (that I know about...I'm not much of a follower) but there's nothing about her that makes me want to "debate" her with someone else. I don't want to slam her, either, so maybe I shouldn't say anything at all, but ... huh?

I don't even know how Saxon Sharbino is but I agree with your assessment that there's little about her from pictures that is distinctive.

Was this really a thing? Did people really care?