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Randomville! => Main Street => Topic started by: Buzzstein on May 13, 2009, 09:30:15 AM

Title: Write me a limerick
Post by: Buzzstein on May 13, 2009, 09:30:15 AM
You guys missed it. Yesterday was Limerick Day. I was actually going to start this thread yesterday but it was 5 o' clock eastern when I decided it was a good idea. But I still want to see what you guys can come up with. I'll kick it off with one I wrote yesterday.

*ahem*

There once was a thread from randomville
That should've been buried in a landfill
It's content sucked
It's future was fucked
For it was started by a total buzzkill
Title: Re: Write me a limerick
Post by: foolsgold on May 13, 2009, 09:48:26 AM
There once was a guy from Kansas City
Who's timing could be described as shitty
He missed the day
By a whole day
So why not just celebrate big old titties?
Title: Re: Write me a limerick
Post by: Cockney Rebel on May 13, 2009, 11:13:56 AM
there once was a man named wherle
whose dress sense was often quite girly
then one day by chance
he wore leather pants
and is now considered quite burly
Title: Re: Write me a limerick
Post by: Cockney Rebel on May 13, 2009, 11:22:10 AM
there once was a douchebag named butter
who sent clemsonfan's heart all-a-flutter
they traded letters with stamps
then he killed some tramps
now his douchebaggery rating is "utter"
Title: Re: Write me a limerick
Post by: Jonathan on May 13, 2009, 11:28:09 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had...
ah, fuck it.

I hate poetry.
Title: Re: Write me a limerick
Post by: Cockney Rebel on May 13, 2009, 11:52:52 AM
there once was a fellow named dan
who lived in a city and ran
thru the streets of new york
seeking women to pork
or at least introduce to his nan
Title: Re: Write me a limerick
Post by: Rafe on May 13, 2009, 02:41:01 PM
I'll make a half-arsed attempt at this:

There once was a fly-girl named Land
whose rap skills were really most grand
one day she met Prince
freed Cat from the Grinch
now she busts rhymes in his band

Title: Re: Write me a limerick
Post by: Kwyjibo on May 13, 2009, 03:30:17 PM
There once were some boards that were random.
Their hallmark was musical fandom.
They spun off real neat.
A site to be beat.
And it's mostly the cool kids who manned'em.