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Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Cockney Rebel on December 20, 2004, 12:34:07 PM
As it was God who told those people not to buy our house, I am loathe to celebrate his son's fucking birthday this coming weekend.

However, in the true spirit(s) of the season can I be the first to wish everyone frequenting these boards [glow=red]Happy Bleedin' 'Olidays !! [/glow]

Most of you people are fuckawesome dudes and dudettes - especially those kind enough to help us move house - and so you deserve to have a cunting great time with much merriment and alcohol flowing.

May 2005 bring each and every one of us health, wealth and happiness galore!!

[schild=random fontcolor=000000 shadowcolor=C0C0C0 shieldshadow=1]Here comes Santa with his bag full of crap...[/schild]
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Doug on December 20, 2004, 12:49:47 PM
I'd like to say happy holidays as well.  I'll be wishing I was sitting by a cozy fire, drinking a beer and posting to a message board when I'm driving all over Ohio to visit my family.  I hope you all have a happy and safe weekend.
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Butter on December 20, 2004, 12:52:42 PM
We got our driving out of the way this past weekend, and this weekend will be relaxing with my new XBox game, playing Football Manager 2005 on my new computer, and watching my newly purchased copy of Life of Brian from my work's Xmas party gift card.  

May your weekend be as relaxing as mine will be!
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: The Engineer on December 20, 2004, 12:59:01 PM
Happy Holidays blah blah blah Insert Christmas Cheer Here
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: IPrayForTang on December 20, 2004, 01:02:52 PM
In 30 hours or so, I'm boarding a plane to London.  From there, I'll be hitting Dublin, Galway, Kilkenney, Dublin again, London again and Amsterdam (with a few other stops on the way, I'm sure).  I'm not coming back until a few days after xmas, so my holidays are sure to be fanfuckingtastic.

Go ahead...try to make me jealous with your feeble plans.  Mwahahaha! :twisted:
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: kcneon on December 20, 2004, 01:36:59 PM
Cool, IPray!  Hope we get to hear a few details when you get back.

The rest of us poor suckers will just have to make due, won't we?
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Doug on December 20, 2004, 01:42:49 PM
Quote from: "IPrayForSound"
In 30 hours or so, I'm boarding a plane to London.  From there, I'll be hitting Dublin, Galway, Kilkenney, Dublin again, London again and Amsterdam (with a few other stops on the way, I'm sure).  I'm not coming back until a few days after xmas, so my holidays are sure to be fanfuckingtastic.

Man, I finally managed to quell my jealousy, but now it rises again like a firey volcano.  I spit molten lava in your general direction.  Oh, and have a good one....we expect pictures.
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Jonathan on December 20, 2004, 02:14:33 PM
'Appy Boxing Day, guv'nor!

Butter, have you gotten to play FM 2005 yet? Or are you waiting for Christmas morning?
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Dan on December 20, 2004, 03:23:49 PM
Thanks CR!  Same to you, of course, and everyone else as well.  Today is the official 'first day' of my winter break and i've done nothing but play video games and surf the 'net.  On Wednesday I catch a butt-crack of dawn flight to Cleveland to spend six days around there.  If any strange smells start eminating into the air, you can assume it was because I'll be that much closer to ya'll than you're used to.

As CR said, "Happy Bleedin' 'Olidays!!"
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: villiano on December 20, 2004, 03:42:57 PM
I'm stuck flying home and spending time with my girlfriend's family--at least we get to see the Colts on the 26th, and hopefully Payton will break the TD record before my very own eyes.
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Butter on December 20, 2004, 03:45:09 PM
Quote from: "Jonathan"
Butter, have you gotten to play FM 2005 yet? Or are you waiting for Christmas morning?


Enjoying it now.  Got it about a week ago, clemsonfan let me go ahead and start playing it.

But I haven't had as much time as I'd like to.  The game's so deep, and I enjoy micromanaging my roster.  My favorite thing to do with it is attempt to take a weak lower division English side and build them into a Premiership powerhouse.  I've merely managed to get through the 7 pre-season friendlies and finished up the first league fixture (where I earned a 1-1 draw against a team that is expected to battle for promotion... my team is expected to battle against relegation, sadly).
Title: Re: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Kwyjibo on December 20, 2004, 05:24:08 PM
Quote from: "Cockney Rebel"
As it was God who told those people not to buy our house, I am loathe to celebrate his son's fucking birthday this coming weekend.

I honestly expected you to coin the term Cuntmas after reading this.
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Cockney Rebel on December 20, 2004, 06:04:10 PM
Quote from: "Butter"
playing Football Manager 2005 on my new computer...


No truth in the rumour that the Southampton-branded edition of this game is called "Football Managers 2005"

Heh, "Cuntmass" ... I like that!  :lol
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: scurvygirl on December 20, 2004, 07:26:54 PM
A resounding "fuck you" to the holidays... but a thousand "you guys are awesome" to my fellow Randomvillains!

Cuntmas... wow Kwyj... that is brilliant!
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Marlowe on December 20, 2004, 08:15:26 PM
yeah merry christmas everyone. i am off from thursday through tuesday the 3rd, which'll be the longest number of consecutive days i've been off work since i started at my company 5 years ago. so, i'm a happy lad and will look forward to getting back in touch with my non-corporate workhorse side. i will be 'round here for the most part, with one mini-trip of only a couple of days. i'm really looking forward to catching up on some reading, seeing some old friends who are in from out of town, and just hanging out with friends, family and my poochie.

hope you all have a good'un
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Hell Toupee on December 20, 2004, 11:10:04 PM
Wheeeeee! I get to work everyday from now until the 30th (with Christmas Day off) and then hopscotch off to a foreign land like IPFS. Only difference? I'll be eating raw fish off of naked chicks, and he'll just be staring at them in store front windows in the red light district.

Happy holidays!

-ct
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: IPrayForTang on December 21, 2004, 08:09:27 AM
...you son of a bitch... [/grumble]
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: MissKitty on December 21, 2004, 08:15:32 AM
Happy holidays everyone!
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: JohnnyRoyale on December 21, 2004, 10:10:40 AM
Yeah, hope everyone has a safe, jolly time. Try not to kill any in-laws...they mean well.
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: foolsgold on December 21, 2004, 10:17:16 AM
Quote from: "JohnnyRoyale"
Try not to kill any in-laws...they mean well.


I could make such a strong case to refute that, but for the sake of my marriage, I won't.

Merry Christmas all.  Hope Santa treats you all really well!
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Bronzetree on December 21, 2004, 12:19:47 PM
Well, I have to work Christmas Eve, New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. This means I will not get to see many people in my family, some of which I didn't get to see last Christmas because I was deathly ill.

So far, it's not making for a very promising holiday, but I do get to spend loads of time with the little lady and the littler lady, so at least I have that.

Happy whatever-you-celebrate to you. Peace.
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Rafe on December 21, 2004, 04:27:02 PM
Quote from: "foolsgold"
Hope Santa treats you all really well!


You KNOW he will.



Despite being a Godless bastard, I hope that you all have a fantastic Crimbo - however you choose to celebrate it, may it treat you and your loved ones all extremely well, and ensure your happy and safe passage through the festive period.

Apologies, that last line was shoddy. I'm in training to take over "The Queen's Speech" when the old Slag cops it, so forgive the faux-sincerity.

Have a good one!
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: The Engineer on December 21, 2004, 04:31:39 PM
I spent an entire week in England trying to teach Rafe to speak English and he still says shit like "crimbo".  Sometimes I feel like a complete failure.
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Rafe on December 21, 2004, 04:38:35 PM
Quote from: "The Engineer"
I spent an entire week in England trying to teach Rafe to speak English and he still says shit like "crimbo".  Sometimes I feel like a complete failure.


Color me badd, you cultureless cunt.
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: rva on December 21, 2004, 09:27:35 PM
Happy Holidays everyone!

And on a sidenote, thanks everyone for hanging out on the boards and reading the webzine.  I don't have the webzine stats handy, but you can all see the board stats:  we have about 80 members visit each day, which I deem fairly active.  And best of all, nary a dustup.

I wish I could get out there and participate in the Poker Nights, Scavenger Hunts and assorted other meet-ups.  I feel the time is nigh approaching for a massive shindig that will bring in the out-of-towners.  Maybe early next year?
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Jonathan on December 21, 2004, 09:47:15 PM
Quote from: "rva"
Happy Holidays everyone!

I wish I could get out there and participate in the Poker Nights, Scavenger Hunts and assorted other meet-ups.


Ditto
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Rafe on December 21, 2004, 10:39:39 PM
Quote from: "rva"
I feel the time is nigh approaching for a massive shindig that will bring in the out-of-towners.  Maybe early next year?


How about during the Summer? If so, we're in - if only to actually pick up a CD of yours, rather than drunkenly leave it behind. It would be jolly nice to participate in a famous "Do" with everyone present. Spring is already gloriously spoken for in our diary, holiday-wise.
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: 72valiant on December 22, 2004, 06:45:05 PM
happiness and safety to all.  i be lonesome down here.  i won't make it up 'til 2005.  holidays suck.  i will hook up with adyonka from the other boards for a movie on christmas day (we're both jewish).

be well
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: LanneyD on December 22, 2004, 07:31:21 PM
Quote from: "Jonathan"
Quote from: "rva"
Happy Holidays everyone!

I wish I could get out there and participate in the Poker Nights, Scavenger Hunts and assorted other meet-ups.


Ditto


Same here
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Dan on December 22, 2004, 08:14:11 PM
Quote from: "LanneyD"
Quote from: "Jonathan"
Quote from: "rva"
Happy Holidays everyone!

I wish I could get out there and participate in the Poker Nights, Scavenger Hunts and assorted other meet-ups.


Ditto


Same here


Word.
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Cockney Rebel on December 24, 2004, 08:37:39 AM
Lock, Stock and two Smoki.....erm, a snow shovel and a broom....

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v401/bestyears/Out%20and%20About/lockstock.jpg)

I wish I'd worn a Santa hat
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: slow-dog on December 24, 2004, 10:41:23 AM
Happy Holidays, folks!
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Atzend on December 24, 2004, 11:09:05 AM
Great pic, CR!!!

Happy Holidays and a Merry Cuntmas (thank you wordsmith Kwyjibo)!!
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Rafe on December 24, 2004, 01:36:35 PM
Quote from: "Cockney Rebel"
Lock, Stock and two Smoki.....erm, a snow shovel and a broom....

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v401/bestyears/Out%20and%20About/lockstock.jpg)

I wish I'd worn a Santa hat


Happy Christmas, Vinny.
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Action Jim on December 24, 2004, 01:40:18 PM
Shovels for show, brooms for a pro.  

Happy holidays all!  If you're traveling, be careful.  Hope you get lots of fantastic loot!
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: The Engineer on December 24, 2004, 03:59:19 PM
I just don't understand why that picture has not be photoshopped yet.
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: Sue on December 26, 2004, 10:55:39 AM
Quote from: "The Engineer"
Happy Holidays blah blah blah Insert Christmas Cheer Here

this was honestly the second image to pop up for "christmas cheer"

(http://www.taiwanho.com/albums/Little-Drummer-Children/lots_of_cheer.jpg)


happy holidays, main street! :thedwarf:
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: The Engineer on December 26, 2004, 11:03:21 AM
Quote from: "sueque222"

(http://www.taiwanho.com/albums/Little-Drummer-Children/lots_of_cheer.jpg)


Ooooh, Christmas at Rafe's house!
Title: 'Appy 'Olidays
Post by: trixi on December 26, 2004, 09:48:41 PM
Quote from: "Cockney Rebel"
Lock, Stock and two Smoki.....erm, a snow shovel and a broom....

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v401/bestyears/Out%20and%20About/lockstock.jpg)

I wish I'd worn a Santa hat


I'll throw in alcohol and a Santa hat if you go shovel my driveway (since I'm away, I can't do it myself)   8-[