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Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: foolsgold on May 17, 2005, 03:46:03 PM
From DSM: "Definitely crack that puppy open and see if there's an open slot.  There's got to be at least one."

Ewwwww.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Dan on May 17, 2005, 05:10:16 PM
From JSpacedouche:  "I actually don't really even work when I'm right side up"

Ummmm....yeah.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Doug on May 18, 2005, 08:15:11 AM
From Kwyjibo: "I have no idea if I'm supposed to be using my legs, arms or abs to do the work, or a combination, nor do I know how fast to go"

Didn't your dad have the "talk" with you?
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Butter on May 18, 2005, 08:24:01 AM
Bluewilco: "It looks great and is small."

I guess he keeps it pretty well polished.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: clemsonfan on May 18, 2005, 01:32:41 PM
WileE: "Just as DSM said, open it up, stick it in a slot and away you go."
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Jonathan on May 18, 2005, 01:40:08 PM
Nate: "The moose escaped last night."

So many possibilities...
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Doug on May 18, 2005, 01:46:14 PM
Quote from: "clemsonfan"
WileE: "Just as DSM said, open it up, stick it in a slot and away you go."

Hey, lay offa' me and my slots.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Dan on May 18, 2005, 02:47:35 PM
DSM:  Hey, lay offa' me and my slots.

eeewwww.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Dan on May 19, 2005, 01:18:07 AM
Atzend:
I'll be having pleasant dreams of meat lover furries with machine guns strategically placing bullet holes on buxom raccons to get yiffy with.

Okay, maybe that's not out of context.  But it IS worth repeating.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Action Jim on May 19, 2005, 10:46:43 AM
"Wow, I was going to be happy if I even got the ol' reach around."  

-Kwyjibo
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Dan on May 19, 2005, 09:22:40 PM
I popped it in the van yesterday.

-clemsonfan
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Jonathan on May 24, 2005, 11:18:48 AM
From Nate: "I found that these were regarded as the best set of cans under $70."
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Kwyjibo on May 24, 2005, 11:19:52 AM
Quote from: "Jonathan"
From Nate: "I found that these were regarded as the best set of cans under $70."

I bow to your speediness in beating me to this.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Jonathan on May 25, 2005, 12:46:40 PM
Monkey Neck: "I might be kind of hard, but I'm not sure."
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Hell Toupee on May 26, 2005, 11:02:23 PM
DogStarMan: "What good's being psychic to a pirate. Can they psychicly loot your booty?"
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Doug on May 27, 2005, 08:22:21 AM
Why can't I post anymore without the threat of being put in this thread looming in the back of my mind?  This thread haunts me.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Action Jim on May 27, 2005, 02:20:01 PM
I'd rather have KY.

-Kwyjibo
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Kwyjibo on May 27, 2005, 02:23:08 PM
Quote from: "l.diddy"
I'd rather have KY...

-Kwyjibo

I think you technically need an elipsis at the end there since there is more to my original sentence.

That said, I knew that someone would pick this one up pretty quickly.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Jonathan on May 27, 2005, 02:34:32 PM
Yes, but since it's the "taken out of context" thread, who really cares that there's more to the sentence? That would be context, and we can't have that.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Action Jim on May 27, 2005, 02:39:06 PM
Quote from: "Kwyjibo"
I think you technically need an elipsis at the end there since there is more to my original sentence.


Okay, technically, you're correct.  But since this is a message board and not a published academic work, I sometimes let minor stylistic matters like these slide.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Kwyjibo on May 27, 2005, 02:40:26 PM
Quote from: "Jonathan"
Yes, but since it's the "taken out of context" thread, who really cares that there's more to the sentence? That would be context, and we can't have that.

Yes, but it's the "Taken out of context" thread not the "misquoted" thread.

There's a big difference.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Dan on May 27, 2005, 03:10:32 PM
I think someone needs to award a curmudgeon award...
:-
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Kwyjibo on May 27, 2005, 03:13:58 PM
Quote from: "mistergugi"
I think someone needs to award a curmudgeon award...
:-

I still fail to see how one gets labeled a curmudgeon when one acts exactly like everyone else.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Buzzstein on May 27, 2005, 04:26:11 PM
Curmudgeon!

(That's how one gets labeled a curmudgeon)
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Action Jim on May 27, 2005, 05:43:41 PM
Quote from: "Kwyjibo"
Yes, but it's the "Taken out of context" thread not the "misquoted" thread.

There's a big difference.


Yes.  There is.  For example, I was taking your words out of context before.  Here, I'm flagrantly misquoting you.  

Quote from: "Kwyjibo"
You're listening to me?  I...chronic[ally]...screw...the pooch.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Dan on June 03, 2005, 07:32:32 PM
From kcneon:  I'm going to hit it over the weekend & let ya know how it's going.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: mikeatthemadfrog on June 14, 2005, 10:35:53 PM
foolsgold: sure I screwed Jester, but he had it commin!


ducks back into obscurity...
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Action Jim on July 07, 2005, 11:44:17 AM
"Hanky Panky... I'm right behind you on that one."

Kwyjibo, talking to Berzerker.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: foolsgold on July 27, 2005, 03:47:40 PM
I'm with DSM. I'd take poop. - Miss Kitty
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: scurvygirl on September 01, 2005, 07:29:19 AM
'I'd like to focus on a number between "loads" and "Dick."' - Juliana
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: scurvygirl on December 14, 2005, 11:06:36 AM
I'm usually not that particular, as long as it's not the very front. - Atzend

For reference: she was answering a QOTD about where she prefers to sit at the movie theatre.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: monkey neck on December 15, 2005, 04:23:57 PM
"I made sweet sweet love to a beautiful sheep last Thursday."

- Rafe, not really
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: monkey neck on December 15, 2005, 04:24:42 PM
Quote from: "Jonathan"
Monkey Neck: "I might be kind of hard, but I'm not sure."


That's great.  When the heck did I say that??
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Jonathan on December 17, 2005, 01:01:50 AM
Well, since it was over six months ago, I had to go look it up, but I tracked it down. It was in the Movie Quotes thread

http://www.randomville.com/Daily/viewtopic.php?t=2191&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=50
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Ella Minnow Pea on February 22, 2007, 10:42:58 PM
How have we gone over a year without any of these?

"You are of course welcome to go to Krappy Joe's All Smoking Open Mic Night and watch me tear my way through a reggae version of Margaritaville on the triangle" - the happy prole
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: monkey neck on February 24, 2007, 10:42:13 PM
I loved this thread.


Dan:I held it for her and I could tell she really appreciated the simple gesture.  I can't imagine how long it would have taken her to get in if someone wasn't helping her out. She thanked me twice and said God Bless You in a sincere way.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: monkey neck on February 24, 2007, 10:49:22 PM
DSM: when I get it, I'm pleasantly suprised.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: whigsgeek on February 27, 2007, 01:06:33 PM
Jonathan: I'm all about ease of use.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: MissKitty on February 28, 2007, 08:38:21 AM
Monkey Neck: I won't have time to enter, but I'll enjoy watching.
Title: The taken out of context thread
Post by: on February 28, 2007, 09:25:07 AM
Butter:  "One time this hobo totally stooped lower so I could get a better angle"
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: thepsychicpoirot on May 09, 2007, 05:00:41 PM
Doug:

"Yah, getting Misskitty as a partner is like hitting the Free Parking in Monopoly when you're playing slop rules and you get to collect the money in the pot."
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: doves on May 10, 2007, 09:17:07 AM
See Sig.   ;D

Oh Dan, why are you such a good target?   :laugh:
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Buzzstein on May 10, 2007, 10:39:47 AM
See Sig.   ;D

Oh Dan, why are you such a good target?   :laugh:

Heh heh heh
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Dan on May 13, 2007, 08:35:46 PM
See Sig.   ;D

Oh Dan, why are you such a good target?   :laugh:
It's because I'm so eloquent. I know it.
:D :D
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Jonathan on May 17, 2007, 02:18:56 PM
Check out the headline... (http://raleigh.craigslist.org/tag/332700047.html)
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Kwyjibo on May 17, 2007, 03:26:02 PM
Is that really funny because it's out of context, or because it's retardedly written?
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Butter on May 17, 2007, 03:43:09 PM
Kwyjibo:

"I'm all about giving something a try."
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Kwyjibo on May 17, 2007, 04:00:36 PM
That's a stretch, it's not like I said I was all about giving anal sodomy a try.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Dan on May 17, 2007, 04:01:38 PM
Quote from: Kwyjibo
I was all about giving anal sodomy a try.



Wait, it doesn't work as well when it's in this thread.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Jonathan on May 17, 2007, 04:03:35 PM
That's a stretch, it's not like I said I was all about giving anal sodomy a try.

I disagree, it's a fine addition to this thread.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Cockney Rebel on May 17, 2007, 10:29:37 PM
That's a stretch, it's not like I said I was all about giving anal sodomy a try.

I would imagine most anal sodomy is a stretch
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: monkey neck on June 19, 2007, 10:54:35 PM
Quote
The size still matters.  If the bush grows to big, it'll cut of all the light and the view out of your windows.
-rva

But only if you're laying on your back, right? :D
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: whigsgeek on September 27, 2007, 05:40:41 PM
Vizz: the dirtier it tastes, the better
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Cockney Rebel on January 25, 2008, 12:29:55 AM
Quote from: Whigsgeek
I'll take a naked client over a dead client anyday
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Hell Toupee on February 07, 2008, 10:15:02 PM
That's honestly too much pork for me.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: c-lando on February 14, 2008, 08:14:20 AM
Quote
Kwyjibo: Nah, I like 'em enormous.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: MissKitty on February 14, 2008, 11:45:21 AM
Quote
Dan: I only remember 1st and 2nd grade, but yeah I did the whole class.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: whigsgeek on February 14, 2008, 01:20:46 PM
Quote
Fools: (a VD gift from the missus)
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Poncho on February 19, 2008, 02:29:34 PM
Quote from: c-lando
I know how very, VERY hard it can be.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Dan on March 08, 2008, 03:09:22 PM
supposed to come tonight.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: whigsgeek on March 23, 2008, 09:27:30 AM
Quote from: Sarcastica
Poncho eats anything and is a huge beggar
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: scurvygirl on March 23, 2008, 10:51:11 AM
Quote from: Sarcastica
Poncho eats anything and is a huge beggar

He also drinks out of the toilet.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: va-vacious on March 23, 2008, 12:20:13 PM
Hee!  Between Princess Poncho and this thread, my day has been made! (Sorry, Poncho!)
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: c-lando on March 24, 2008, 03:39:15 PM
Hee!  Between Princess Poncho and this thread, my day has been made! (Sorry, Poncho!)
x 1,000,000,000!!!!
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: whigsgeek on April 07, 2008, 09:04:13 PM
Quote from: Wherle
I've got some serious leaking issues
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: watusi on April 10, 2008, 06:11:53 PM
Quote from: c-lando
with my pants at my ankles, I'm happy.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Bronzetree on April 28, 2008, 11:13:10 PM
I also want to get walking poles...does anyone have recommendations for an online site where I might find a used pair of walking poles?
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: c-lando on April 29, 2008, 08:16:49 AM
I can give you my knee pads
Title: What happens when you grab 'em by the ears...
Post by: c-lando on May 07, 2008, 04:03:35 PM
Quote from: foolsgold
My faith in suckers has been shaken.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: whigsgeek on May 13, 2008, 04:52:40 PM
Quote from: Butter
got rear-ended about 3 weeks ago in Waynesville by some old guy
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: monkey neck on May 15, 2008, 10:34:08 PM
Quote from: Butter
got rear-ended about 3 weeks ago in Waynesville by some old guy

Haha.  Reminds me when I quoted an auto policy to a guy and he told me some drunk guy nailed his wife.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Bronzetree on May 24, 2008, 09:41:21 PM
Quote from: Dan
I also know I'd really like to start developing a young tight end
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: monkey neck on May 25, 2008, 01:03:39 AM
quote from redbobsled in the same post:
Quote
It's kind of overwhelming the first time you go in, because the abundance of smells is powerful. 

Quote
your hair is kind of sticky and tangly for a week or two
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Dan on May 25, 2008, 08:46:38 PM
Quote from: Dan
I also know I'd really like to start developing a young tight end

You know I actually spent like 3 minutes trying to figure out how to type that so it WOULDN'T end up in this thread?  :pirate:
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: monkey neck on May 25, 2008, 08:59:01 PM
Quote from: Dan
I also know I'd really like to start developing a young tight end

You know I actually spent like 3 minutes trying to figure out how to type that so it WOULDN'T end up in this thread?  :pirate:

hahaha. ;D
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: foolsgold on June 04, 2008, 05:50:40 PM
Trader Joe's lava cakes always fit and don't disappoint me.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: whigsgeek on June 22, 2008, 03:57:31 PM
Quote from: cuddly
We've got something in the bed [...] that's thriving
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: whigsgeek on August 26, 2008, 01:00:33 PM
Quote from: foolsgold
(hey Butter, look at my bottom...)
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Bronzetree on January 13, 2009, 02:45:56 AM
I think it's just about time this thread got a bump.

Quote from: JohnnyRoyale
Man, I've never wanted to own a monkey more in my life...
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Hell Toupee on January 30, 2009, 12:14:04 PM
If you'd have made this post yesterday, that crack would've had some legs...
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Cockney Rebel on February 03, 2009, 12:15:15 PM
Quote from: Dan
It was touching, kinda predictable, a little funny (but not much), and ... I dunno... something I'll never really need to see again. I even felt embarrassed when my roommate walked in.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Bronzetree on March 23, 2009, 02:57:07 PM
YES! It is a bit tricky to eat that thing though because the stick is EXTRA LONG! But, it was worth the fear of impalement.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Dan on March 23, 2009, 03:12:11 PM
*applaud*
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Cockney Rebel on March 31, 2009, 10:40:13 PM
Had a hamster once.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Cockney Rebel on April 16, 2009, 03:51:58 PM
Quote from: foolsgold
There is stiffness, but nothing that really affects walking
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Cockney Rebel on May 01, 2009, 10:04:49 PM
Quote from: rafe
I've been languishing in TWAT
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: foolsgold on May 28, 2009, 10:38:35 AM
I had to use a three inch measuring device nine times.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Bronzetree on June 17, 2009, 01:01:38 PM
That Pat Robertson gay porn thing sounds great!
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread - AT HOME edition
Post by: c-lando on June 22, 2009, 02:26:36 PM
What I caught myself saying to my dogs last night when it was chow time:

"Are you going to sniff it or are you going to eat it?"

Ew.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Cockney Rebel on June 26, 2009, 10:06:29 AM
Quote from: butter
I know this is kind of weird for me to comment about... but with the pumps, you really do get what you pay for.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: c-lando on July 01, 2009, 03:12:48 PM
Edit to add:

I evidently spend far too much time trying to devise ways of slapping around the old Conor Oberst these days.

With a slight fix from me...
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Rafe on July 01, 2009, 04:15:43 PM
ahaha.

Rest assured, if my old chap resembled Mr. Oberst it would get constant physical attention from me, but not of the loving variety!
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: c-lando on August 04, 2009, 03:34:53 PM
Quote from: Foolsgold
...being able to lean into repeated poses deeper in the matter of a few minutes...
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: c-lando on August 07, 2009, 04:47:56 PM
liquid plumr foaming pipe snake

Heh.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Hell Toupee on August 07, 2009, 08:52:38 PM
Oddly the wife had just put that on as I was clicking on this thread.  Godamn that's a big burrito.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Dan on August 13, 2009, 01:01:36 PM
Yes.  1997 was the first time.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Doug on September 04, 2009, 04:10:36 PM
Why must you dangle the things I love under my nose like that?
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: c-lando on September 15, 2009, 02:58:01 PM
Quoted from Dan in The Running Thread 09/15/09:

Quote
That pounding can only be absorbed by certain body types
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Cockney Rebel on September 18, 2009, 05:23:45 PM
Quote from: Kwyjibo
I'm not gonna rub it in my face or anything but I'm not repulsed by it to any degree.

The smell isn't exactly aromatic, but it's not really unpleasant to the degree of retching
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Kwyjibo on September 18, 2009, 05:47:28 PM
Wow, you have a sick mind.  Good catch, never would have spotted it myself.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Kwyjibo on October 15, 2009, 07:31:08 PM
It seals the back end so the stuff doesn't fall out and it scores them so you don't cut them funny sizes.

Only folks that have ever been a 13 year old boy will get why this is funny.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Poncho on October 15, 2009, 10:02:29 PM
POOPIE!
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Cockney Rebel on December 01, 2009, 10:33:53 AM
Quote from: c-lando
Looking forward to men of a certain age
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: c-lando on December 01, 2009, 10:48:07 AM
Quote from: c-lando
Looking forward to men of a certain age
I sure hope they deliver...
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Cockney Rebel on December 14, 2009, 04:04:27 PM
Quote from: butter
Personally, I am always having to stuff my manhood clumsily back in
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Poncho on January 05, 2010, 11:15:08 AM
"vulva bacon"... you're not going to go down that rabbit hole
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Poncho on January 12, 2010, 11:22:20 AM
Quote from: clemsonfan
I have always thought about becoming lactation certified.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Dan on January 28, 2010, 11:31:40 AM
Not from these boards, but still awesome:

Quote
"I kind of knew he was coming, but you have to take it, man,"






The full context is from here (http://espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=300127005):
Quote
James recorded another of his signature chase-down blocks in the first quarter. The latest victim was Brewer, who appeared to be on his way to an easy breakaway bucket when James raced down the floor, caught the unsuspecting swingman from behind and swatted his shot out of bounds.
Brewer's only reaction was a wide, what-can-you-do smile.
"I kind of knew he was coming, but you have to take it, man," Brewer said.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Cockney Rebel on February 11, 2010, 01:41:15 PM
Quote from: dirk
If I was dating someone, I would so take them there for VD.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Hell Toupee on February 28, 2010, 01:16:22 PM
Also the hole is slightly at an angle, which is not too surprising because I suck at drilling or do anything straight.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Hell Toupee on March 19, 2010, 11:57:43 PM
Yeah, now I'm getting whacked.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: scurvygirl on September 25, 2010, 07:24:22 PM
I cannot nail for shit.  Why?

Ha!
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: foolsgold on June 20, 2011, 10:16:00 AM
After using a tissue to clean off my sheet best I can, I try to go back to sleep for another hour, but as you can imagine this is not going to happen.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Cockney Rebel on July 18, 2011, 11:53:50 AM
Quote from: butter
as it turns out, I kinda like the faint taste of burnt on my meat
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: foolsgold on December 12, 2011, 01:34:24 PM
You need to hold those things with two hands. Or at least hold the burrito with one hand and a napkin to sop up the spillage with the other.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Dan on January 12, 2012, 06:06:39 PM
So, I have been giving HAPPY ENDINGS
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: foolsgold on January 12, 2012, 06:14:02 PM
Between that and the one I posted, I think I've learned something about Lando.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Rafe on January 12, 2012, 07:13:33 PM
I really don't want to be driving on the little spare in sloppy conditions.

I guess some minds are filthier than others, but that one made me chuckle.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: juggles on January 12, 2012, 07:50:07 PM
I really don't want to be driving on the little spare in sloppy conditions.

I guess some minds are filthier than others, but that one made me chuckle.

I'm flattered and disturbed by being included in this thread.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: c-lando on January 12, 2012, 09:35:51 PM
So, I have been giving HAPPY ENDINGS
Jeeebus.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Kwyjibo on January 20, 2012, 11:10:20 AM
my schedule interferes with what I can do after getting off
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Buzzstein on January 20, 2012, 01:00:38 PM
my schedule interferes with what I can do after getting off

Ah, you beat me to it. I was going to post that one. :)
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Kwyjibo on January 30, 2012, 09:11:24 AM
Over the weekend, I blew another tweeter...
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: notoriouspbake on January 30, 2012, 10:25:38 AM
So, I have been giving HAPPY ENDINGS a shot and I'm loving it.

oh well. this was already done.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: MoxyWOXY on January 31, 2012, 09:55:33 PM
On my way home from work I stopped to pick up dinner and ended up blowing the tranny in my car. Fluids everywhere.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: lutz on February 06, 2012, 05:16:10 PM
I can't believe that pic is still out there.  I haven't used that ISP for 10 years, but my junk is still out there.
You dirty boy.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Butter on March 23, 2012, 03:54:40 PM
Quote from: twentyshots
there are too many things between me and it......so ROCK hard
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: twentyshots on March 23, 2012, 04:42:23 PM
Quote from: twentyshots
there are too many things between me and it......so ROCK hard
HA!
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Kwyjibo on April 06, 2012, 11:43:44 AM
These poles are hard for lovers...

Okay, so I cheated a bit there, but how could I resist?
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: adyonka on April 07, 2012, 09:43:20 AM
Okay, so I cheated a bit there, but how could I resist?
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Kwyjibo on April 11, 2012, 12:45:16 PM
The ten year old in me loves this.

I knew this would end up quoted here, might as well be by me.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: lutz on April 11, 2012, 01:31:37 PM
I would have gone with

...faggot?  The ten year old in me loves this.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Kwyjibo on April 11, 2012, 01:53:00 PM
I would have gone with faggot
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: twentyshots on July 02, 2012, 11:16:26 PM
"Thank you Jen for introducing me to the Tanlines."
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Jen on July 03, 2012, 08:33:14 AM
"Thank you Jen for introducing me to the Tanlines."

Ha!  ;D
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: luisterpaul on September 27, 2012, 06:58:20 AM
I got a big package
That's not what she said.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Homsar on September 27, 2012, 08:38:05 AM
Personally, I wouldn't want any she to say "I got a big package."
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Cockney Rebel on January 21, 2013, 12:23:55 PM
Quote from: c-lando
Bradley Cooper gives me the willies
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: c-lando on January 21, 2013, 03:41:31 PM
Quote from: c-lando
Bradley Cooper can never give me the willies
FTFM.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Jen on January 23, 2013, 01:49:45 PM
Quote from: c-lando
Bradley Cooper can never give me the willies
FTFM.

I always remember him as Jen Garner's friend Will in Alias. ;)
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Jen on February 08, 2013, 11:58:01 AM
Quote from: c-lando
Bradley Cooper can never give me the willies
FTFM.


You might enjoy this (http://www.npr.org/2013/02/07/171163989/bradley-cooper-finds-silver-linings-everywhere)...I only heard the first part but it was pretty good.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: c-lando on February 08, 2013, 12:33:35 PM
Quote from: c-lando
Bradley Cooper can never give me the willies
FTFM.


You might enjoy this (http://www.npr.org/2013/02/07/171163989/bradley-cooper-finds-silver-linings-everywhere)...I only heard the first part but it was pretty good.
Is it the interview where he admits that his face is asymmetrical? If so, I nearly jumped out of my seat when I heard him admit it.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Jen on February 12, 2013, 11:20:07 AM
Quote from: c-lando
Bradley Cooper can never give me the willies
FTFM.


You might enjoy this (http://www.npr.org/2013/02/07/171163989/bradley-cooper-finds-silver-linings-everywhere)...I only heard the first part but it was pretty good.
Is it the interview where he admits that his face is asymmetrical? If so, I nearly jumped out of my seat when I heard him admit it.

Good question. I need to go back and listen to it. I heard the part where he wanted to perform The Elephant Man.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: c-lando on February 26, 2013, 03:37:40 PM
You knew this would happen...


You know I'd do anything for wangs.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Chris on April 22, 2013, 09:21:56 PM
If there is substantial give when you squeeze the cheese, then I'd suggest finding a firmer alternative.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: c-lando on April 23, 2013, 10:55:34 AM
If there is substantial give when you squeeze the cheese, then I'd suggest finding a firmer alternative.
Bwawawawawahahahahhahaa!
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: foolsgold on June 26, 2013, 02:23:33 PM
I rate FG as THE best right now

Thanks, man.  You know how to make a guy feel special.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: MissKitty on August 08, 2013, 06:21:12 PM
I just love members.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Cockney Rebel on August 14, 2013, 06:29:48 PM
Quote from: Kwyjibo
They have a really shitty backend system.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: c-lando on August 20, 2013, 09:06:03 AM
Sydney from the woxy boards will be in the U.S.

... I was in Sydney back in 2005. That is indeed incentive.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Kwyjibo on March 01, 2014, 09:13:08 PM
A little better than the first one, mainly because the climax was more satisfying.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: luisterpaul on March 02, 2014, 09:06:12 AM
I kinda hoped that would end up here.  8)
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: c-lando on February 26, 2016, 03:26:38 PM
... and they stretch it about as far as it will go. 
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Kwyjibo on February 26, 2016, 03:41:50 PM
We have an old laptop in the bedroom that gets fired up when we're in the mood

I just happened across this in an old thread... how did we miss that gem?
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Butter on November 08, 2017, 10:56:59 AM
Quote from: daytime drinking
you ah, don't realize how small of an opening i need

Do tell.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: c-lando on November 08, 2017, 11:11:31 AM
Quote from: daytime drinking
you ah, don't realize how small of an opening i need

Do tell.
SNORT.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: luisterpaul on December 01, 2017, 03:03:27 PM
"I want to finish the crap I've already started."
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Jonathan on December 02, 2017, 07:50:10 AM
my buddy said he'd been seeing a redtail hawk stoop his shit.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Chris on December 05, 2017, 07:39:54 PM
Fuck raking or blowing.

Pat, I'd like to buy a comma.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: c-lando on December 06, 2017, 08:16:18 AM
Fuck raking or blowing.

Pat, I'd like to buy a comma.
Bwahahaahhaahahah!
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Jonathan on December 06, 2017, 08:53:27 AM
Birding is hard as hell.
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: daytime drinking on December 08, 2017, 12:24:16 PM
this house down the street has been finished with their multi year renovation.  they're starting to get desperate as it's been on the market for a minute

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must see inside!

no, no i'm good.  it appears there's a foundation.  the paint job is very european.  i suppose if i were to nitpick, and i know it's in the city, but the lot is kinda small.  but otherwise it has everything i'm looking for.  a porch is just a bonus
Title: Re: The taken out of context thread
Post by: Chris on August 14, 2018, 01:19:26 PM
Could you milk me?