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Title: Sport Jokes...
Post by: MissKitty on July 02, 2004, 08:14:14 AM
From the weekly Brit gossip sheet...

Victoria Beckham has just broken the world Gang Bang
record. In 120 minutes her shaved c*nt fucked
the whole country. (Boom - boom.)
Title: Sport Jokes...
Post by: Butter on July 02, 2004, 08:29:55 AM
Hmmm... sport jokes....

Southampton!

*ducks*
Title: Sport Jokes...
Post by: Anonymous on July 02, 2004, 01:17:04 PM
Red's management....
Title: Sport Jokes...
Post by: Cockney Rebel on July 02, 2004, 05:31:30 PM
Quote from: "Butter"
Hmmm... sport jokes....

Southampton!

*ducks*

*cough*cunt*cough*
Title: Sport Jokes...
Post by: Supra-Genius on July 06, 2004, 10:52:36 AM
English national team in any sport -cough-choke-cough
Title: Sport Jokes...
Post by: Cockney Rebel on July 06, 2004, 03:53:54 PM
Good News: Saddam Hussein has been given the death penalty

Bad News: It's being taken by Beckham
Title: Sport Jokes...
Post by: Rafe on July 06, 2004, 06:42:11 PM
Q: Name 3 English football clubs with swear words in their names.


A: Scunthorpe, Arsenal and Manchester fucking United.
Title: Sport Jokes...
Post by: Jonathan on July 06, 2004, 08:37:44 PM
Outstanding
Title: Sport Jokes...
Post by: LanneyD on July 08, 2004, 01:04:33 PM
Quote from: "Rafeyboy"
Q: Name 3 English football clubs with swear words in their names.


A: Scunthorpe, Arsenal and Manchester fucking United.



I keep wanting to tell people this joke, but nobody would get it.
Title: Sport Jokes...
Post by: Jonathan on July 08, 2004, 01:20:21 PM
Same here. I told it to my roommate, he liked it even though he'd never heard of Scunthorpe.
Title: Sport Jokes...
Post by: Rafe on July 08, 2004, 05:40:32 PM
A typical football commentator faux pas from a good few years ago:

"Julian Dicks is everywhere - It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the pitch!"