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Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: foolsgold on September 17, 2004, 11:18:46 AM
Agree or disagree?

Me, I agree with myself, because I am always right.

My mommy says I am the most handsome little man she knows too.

Go me!
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: slow-dog on September 17, 2004, 11:38:35 AM
I don't think so.  I think he's more of a dillhole.   :P
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Cockney Rebel on September 17, 2004, 12:02:26 PM
Butter, own-up, grow up.

Don't be carpet.

It gets you nowhere.

Except maybe upstairs.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Butter on September 17, 2004, 12:25:51 PM
I didn't follow any of that, yet it was oddly compelling.  

Much like The Surreal Life.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: The Engineer on September 17, 2004, 01:12:25 PM
Agreed
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on September 17, 2004, 01:35:25 PM
I don't think he's a douchbag so much, or even a dillhole.  He's more of an assclown.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Action Jim on September 17, 2004, 01:45:21 PM
Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis!?  Butter is ace.  He's so much cooler than that butter_of_69 guy over on the WOXY boards, who is a first-class twat.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Atzend on September 17, 2004, 01:59:37 PM
I think everyone's a douchebag.  So, yeah...Butter would a be a douchebag.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Rafe on September 17, 2004, 03:40:29 PM
Butter's a great bloke - until he picks up a deck of cards and starts talking in Swahili.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: JohnnyRoyale on September 17, 2004, 04:56:26 PM
I prefer margarine.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Action Jim on November 10, 2004, 09:55:36 AM
I'd have to say I agree.  He's an A-number 1 douchebag.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: The Engineer on November 10, 2004, 10:09:13 AM
butter may be a douchebag but l.diddy is a comedy mastermind
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Butter on November 10, 2004, 10:16:20 AM
Can't say I'm thrilled this thread came back.

And I find l.diddy to be more of a comedy apprentice.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: scurvygirl on November 10, 2004, 10:48:30 AM
OK, speaking of douchebags... is this joke funny?

Guy walks into a  drugstore.
A clerk says, "Can I help you?"
Guy says, "Yeah I need to buy a douchebag."
The clerk replies, "Paper or plastic?"
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on November 10, 2004, 11:21:37 AM
Quote from: "thelunarbee"
OK, speaking of douchebags... is this joke funny?

No




Yes



No



Yes



Uh... No... Definitely No.




Yes
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Hell Toupee on November 10, 2004, 11:17:59 PM
The definitions of 'butter':

A -  an edible emulsion of fat globules made by churning milk or cream; for cooking and table use
B -  a fighter who strikes the opponent with his head
C -  a term used for smooth water
D -  a douchebag

Thanks Google!

-ct
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Rafe on November 15, 2004, 05:05:02 PM
Quote from: "Butter"
Can't say I'm thrilled this thread came back.


It could be worse. At least you don't have to see a photo of your good self featuring an hot sausage thrust mouthward every so often. Given the choice, I'd definitely settle for the douchebag title.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on November 15, 2004, 05:26:06 PM
Quote from: "Rafeyboy"
Quote from: "Butter"
Can't say I'm thrilled this thread came back.


It could be worse. At least you don't have to see a photo of your good self featuring an hot sausage thrust mouthward every so often. Given the choice, I'd definitely settle for the douchebag title.

If that isn't a cue I don't know what is.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v401/bestyears/Random%20Vile/rafefoolssausage.jpg)
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Rafe on November 15, 2004, 05:44:56 PM
A man could go off sausages around here. I now prefer nut cutlets.

Butter is, if nothing else, a nice douchebag. He can also be a fucking twat, but only on thursdays.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Action Jim on November 24, 2004, 10:34:46 AM
Bump.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on November 24, 2004, 11:43:29 AM
Quote from: "l.diddy"
Bump.

Yes, bump indeed.  Lest we all forget what douchebaggery our pal Butter has been up to.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: JohnnyRoyale on January 09, 2005, 03:42:08 PM
The Classic Threads never go out of style.....
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Sonic Boom on January 10, 2005, 06:16:08 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v401/bestyears/Random%20Vile/rafefoolssausage.jpg)
I'd never seen that pic before... but now I've got a weird tingly feeling... huh.  :lol
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: foolsgold on January 11, 2005, 08:54:27 AM
Just imagine how that sausage felt to be sammiched between two steaming hunks of man flesh.

P.S. Rafe has got girl arms.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on January 11, 2005, 09:04:30 AM
Quote from: "JSpaceman"
I'd never seen that pic before... but now I've got a weird tingly feeling... huh.  :lol

Put a tingle in your bottom did it?
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Cockney Rebel on January 11, 2005, 11:50:05 AM
(http://66.70.5.21/imgs/jeebusvillebrats.jpg)

Rafe considers gobbling one of FG's "Jeeebusville Brats"
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Dan on January 11, 2005, 12:50:47 PM
a new marketing strategy, perhaps?  I think you could sell those things at the tail-gating party before church on Sundays.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: foolsgold on January 11, 2005, 12:55:30 PM
You can totally tell that picture is photoshopped because if the image of Jeebus ever did get that close to Rafe, either Jeebus or Rafe (maybe both) would go up in a burst of flames.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Dan on January 11, 2005, 12:59:42 PM
Quote from: "foolsgold"
You can totally tell that picture is photoshopped because if the image of Jeebus ever did get that close to Rafe, either Jeebus or Rafe (maybe both) would go up in a burst of flames.


Can't you see the smoke in the background?  That picture was taken just before the flames started...
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on January 11, 2005, 01:15:53 PM
Hey FG, throw another Jebus on the barbie.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: c-lando on January 11, 2005, 01:58:27 PM
Quote from: "foolsgold"
P.S. Rafe has got girl arms.
This is the funniest thing I've read since....since...."nut cutlets".

Now I have some explaining to do to my co-workers...
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Rafe on January 11, 2005, 02:14:38 PM
Quote from: "foolsgold"
P.S. Rafe has got girl arms.

That was a pre wurst-love photo. Directly after that was taken and the sabre dance began, my arms suddenly assumed the girth of a Belgian beer-drinker's impressively distended stomach.

You have that effect on this country girl, Romeo.

PS: Butter is a douchebag.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: c-lando on January 11, 2005, 02:51:11 PM
Quote from: "Rafeyboy"
 the sabre dance


 I love you guys.

And, YES - Butter is a douchebag.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Butter on January 11, 2005, 02:58:33 PM
Quote from: "c-lando"
Quote from: "Rafeyboy"
 PS- Butter is a douchebag.

And, YES - Butter is a douchebag.


And here I thought we were finally steering this puppy off topic.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on January 11, 2005, 04:00:39 PM
Quote from: "Butter"
And here I thought we were finally steering this puppy off topic.

Your douchebaggery is well known therefore we can generally prattle off topic a little more than usual.  Every now and then though we need to be snapped back to reality.  Lest we forget that, yes, you are a douchebag.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Jonathan on January 11, 2005, 10:27:53 PM
Huh. I could have sworn before I left for my game today at 2:30 that I made a post reminding everyone that Butter is, in fact, a douchebag and that we should get back on topic. Yet, the post isn't there. Weird.

Remember, everyone, Butter is a douchebag.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Hell Toupee on January 13, 2005, 03:35:23 AM
Hey, I thought it was Butter ON a douchebagette....

Why didn't I get the memo?

-ct
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Cockney Rebel on January 13, 2005, 11:52:29 AM
Bumped so that newbies get "the picture"
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Butter on January 13, 2005, 11:54:38 AM
If "the picture" involves your avatar not playing a correct game of Tetris, then yeah, I think they do get "the picture".   :spermy:
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: monkey neck on January 13, 2005, 12:46:42 PM
He bought his first real douche bag,
Oh, yeah, at the five-and-dime,
He squirted it til his fingers bled,
It was the Butter of 69.

Eh?  Eh?  Am I in?
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Action Jim on January 13, 2005, 12:49:41 PM
Quote from: "monkey neck"
He bought his first real douche bag,
Oh, yeah, at the five-and-dime,
He squirted it til his fingers bled,
It was the Butter of 69.

Eh?  Eh?  Am I in?


*tears* I've missed you...
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Cockney Rebel on January 13, 2005, 12:54:59 PM
Quote from: "monkey neck"
He bought his first real douche bag,
Oh, yeah, at the five-and-dime,
He squirted it til his fingers bled,
It was the Butter of 69.

Eh?  Eh?  Am I in?


Fan-fucking-tastic

However, management will have to get back to you
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on January 13, 2005, 01:03:53 PM
Quote from: "Butter"
If "the picture" involves your avatar not playing a correct game of Tetris...

I often noticed this, but never wanted to be a total douchebag and point it out.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: thepsychicpoirot on January 13, 2005, 01:04:04 PM
Dan's Guide to Douchebaggery

douche bag n : a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas You are considered a douchebag if you perform any of the following:

-Wear pink or jean shorts
-Pop your collar
-Wear loafers with shorts
-Tuck in a designer T-shirt
-Wear croakies
-Do a burnout in the Career Center parking lot
-Say you like Fran Tytell's class when she's not around
-Are named Dylan Greenwood
-Claim that George Bush has a clue
-Have a name that rhymes with maticipeth long
-Have a bowl cut past the age of 16
-Wear sunglasses inside
-Take a girl to a bowling alley for a first date
-Order a Hi-C Punch shake from Cookout
-Hang out at Walmart
-Supervise the school cafeteria
-Have a vanity plate
-Have car modifications that are worth more than the car
-Are 50+ and wear a tank top
-Wear a leather vest with a long sleeved shirt underneath
-Drive a silver BMW 323i with Duke vanity plates
-Threaten to sue a college if it doesn't admit you
-Tell a teacher that you read a textbook
-Volunteer to put a math problem on the board
-Come up with a name for your clique
-Wear a sleeveless shirt to school
-Have a rolling bookbag
-Put gel in your hair to achieve the "rugged" look
-Have delusions of grandeur about playing baseball in college
-Complain about a grade you got sophomore year
-Have a rattail or a mullet
-Come home from college every weekend
-Persistently brag about how "wasted" you got last night
-Take one class at the Career Center and it is AP Environmental Science
-Wear a baseball hat that isn't completely on your head
-Keep a Gold 'N Mild in your ear
-Are that guy in whom all the girls confide and complain about their boyfriends and you proceed to hate on the boyfriends
-Make fun of someone for being successful in school
-Make less than $100,000 annually and voted for George Bush
-Say that you would make a better Class Treasurer than Hammerin' Hamp because you have superior math skills
-Ever used the phrase "freedom fries"
-Wear Jnco shorts
-Are someone that always finds something to complain about
-Actually believed that the New Kids on the Block were hardcore
-Wear a beret
-Are on the safety patrol
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Jonathan on January 13, 2005, 01:20:41 PM
Quote
-Drive a silver BMW 323i with Duke vanity plates

Yep...you're a big-time douchebag then.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Content Chick on January 14, 2005, 07:13:39 AM
Since I'm still trying to get a feel for these boards, is it safe to assume that the preferred term of affection is douchebag instead of asshat?
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Cockney Rebel on January 14, 2005, 07:34:35 AM
affection?
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Jonathan on January 14, 2005, 10:34:48 AM
Yeah, who said anything about affection?

"Douchebag" is just the preferred synonym for "Butter" around these parts.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: watusi on January 14, 2005, 10:53:43 AM
Quote from: "Jonathan"
Yeah, who said anything about affection?

"Douchebag" is just the preferred synonym for "Butter" around these parts.


i'm starting to regret bringing a peanutdouchebag and jelly sandwich for lunch.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Cockney Rebel on January 14, 2005, 11:13:33 AM
(http://66.70.5.21/imgs/jeeebus_douche.jpg)

Hey, wouldya look at that - someone's started selling t-shirts!
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Dan on January 14, 2005, 11:19:13 AM
Quote from: "Cockney Rebel"
Hey, wouldya look at that - someone's started selling t-shirts!

And clearly, Jeebus supports the cause.  'Tis a point that musn't be overlooked.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Jonathan on January 14, 2005, 11:31:21 AM
I was going to spend my 15 bucks on a WOXY t-shirt, but now I think I want one of those bad boys instead.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: foolsgold on January 14, 2005, 11:40:31 AM
When I started this thread so many moons ago, I never thought it would go so far.

Really, short of being married and dating a performance artist, this is one of my proudest moments.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on January 14, 2005, 12:03:11 PM
Quote from: "foolsgold"
Really, short of being married and dating a performance artist, this is one of my proudest moments.

You wouldn't want to tell any stories involving citrus fruits in conjunction with this post would you?
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Bronzetree on February 17, 2005, 02:17:36 PM
Who let this thread go for a month? Somebody's gonna answer for this, I swear.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: berzerker on February 17, 2005, 02:26:34 PM
Quote from: "Scott"
Who let this thread go for a month? Somebody's gonna answer for this, I swear.


It probably was a douchebag, I'll bet.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: foolsgold on February 17, 2005, 02:26:43 PM
I think Douchey McButter is behind this.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: c-lando on February 17, 2005, 03:35:34 PM
Once, when I was checking out in the Auto section of Wal-Mart, I saw a woman steal 5 bottles of Summer's Eve. Everyone in line saw it. She didn't give them to the cashier to ring up. She left them in the cart (the counter is too high for the cashier to see what's in the buggy), paid for the items she gave to the cashier, and left the store.

Weird.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Bluelupis on February 17, 2005, 03:40:39 PM
This is honestly the first time I have ventured into this thread.  Lando, that is one of the oddest god damn things I have ever heard.  What does one do with that many douche's?  that's not a not so fresh feeling.  That is called the Clap.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: JohnnyRoyale on February 17, 2005, 10:52:04 PM
I'm glad that this thread has re-surfaced.

I forgot.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Dan on February 17, 2005, 11:56:22 PM
Quote from: "JohnnyRoyale"
I'm glad that this thread has re-surfaced.

I forgot.

Thanks to someone's quote at the top of this page (is it monkey neck's? I can't remember) I hadn't forgotten.  But I had found myself wondering, often, what had happened to this...
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Cockney Rebel on February 18, 2005, 12:21:15 AM
It's both very upsetting and dangerous that critical information as is supplied in this thread can go unreminded and ignored for so long. The authorities should be ashamed. What if the subject of this thread had gone on vacation somewhere and spread his douchebaggery to another state?

We must all thank Scott for reminding us of the inherent ongoing concerns and for once again bringing this news to the forefront of our minds.

It's like what W does with 9/11.

Only about douchebags.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Bronzetree on February 18, 2005, 01:49:29 AM
Just doing my job.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: foolsgold on February 18, 2005, 08:47:44 AM
Quote from: "Cockney Rebel"
It's both very upsetting and dangerous that critical information as is supplied in this thread can go unreminded and ignored for so long. The authorities should be ashamed. What if the subject of this thread had gone on vacation somewhere and spread his douchebaggery to another state?

We must all thank Scott for reminding us of the inherent ongoing concerns and for once again bringing this news to the forefront of our minds.

It's like what W does with 9/11.

Only about douchebags.


Sounds like someone is suggesting that this be made a sticky (or whatever they're called)
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Rafe on February 18, 2005, 09:07:54 AM
Quote from: "foolsgold"
Sounds like someone is suggesting that this be made a sticky (or whatever they're called)

That would somehow take the shine off it, personally speaking. I love the sense of exhileration and re-enlightenment my body feels when, after an ever-differing length of time, one among us feels compelled to remind the throng that Butter is a douchebag.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Butter on February 18, 2005, 09:10:44 AM
Quote from: "foolsgold"
Thinking about Butter makes me sticky


Keep it down there, tiger.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on February 23, 2005, 06:00:18 PM
Be bump a lu la... she's mah baby.

Lest anyone forget I thought I'd give this the ol' bumpity.

Not only is he a douchebag, but apparently he thinks he can get a 512k stick of ram for $20 and this somehow proves that iPods are overpriced.  Which they are, but I don't see how $900 worth of bargain basement ram proves that.

Douchebag!
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Dan on February 23, 2005, 08:39:42 PM
If I can buy a flash disk memory thingy for $50 that gives me 512mb of storage, wouldn't this prove that IPods are overpriced?

Oh, who cares.  Douchebag.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on February 23, 2005, 10:15:18 PM
Quote from: "mistergugi"
If I can buy a flash disk memory thingy for $50 that gives me 512mb of storage, wouldn't this prove that IPods are overpriced?

As stated in that other thread, no.

512mb @ $50 x 2 = 1 gig @ $100
1gig @ $100 x 20 = 20 gig @ $2000

Looks like it'd work, but alas it doesn't.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Dan on February 23, 2005, 10:59:49 PM
yeah, I know.  I was trying to be sarcastic, but it didn't work.  No worries, mate.  I'm with you on this one...

I think I just wanted to say that someone was a douchebag so I could be cool like all of the cool kids.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on February 24, 2005, 09:21:51 AM
Quote from: "mistergugi"
yeah, I know.  I was trying to be sarcastic, but it didn't work.  No worries, mate.  I'm with you on this one...

Oh... well, I feel sheepish.  Unfortunately sarcasm is often lost on the extremely sarcastic.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Poncho on February 24, 2005, 09:31:21 AM
Kwyjibo... now with 42% more bite.

Douchbag.

;)
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: foolsgold on March 02, 2005, 02:07:54 PM
What do you get when you cross Butter with a Shakespeare play?

A Midsummer Eve's Dream
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Rafe on March 11, 2005, 12:22:56 PM
I'm not trying to take the shine off of this fact one iota, i'm just seeking a little parity. Butter, you are a douchebag, sir.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: MissKitty on March 11, 2005, 12:55:48 PM
Lest we forget....
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Dan on March 16, 2005, 05:46:48 AM
i figure it needs a bump, for bumps sake.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Jonathan on April 08, 2005, 02:08:36 AM
This thread fell to the second page?!? Looks like it takes time off from the boards more than I do.

Remember, your taxes are due by April 15. That's next Friday. And Butter is a douchebag.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Sonic Boom on April 08, 2005, 12:24:06 PM
We need someone to post under the name DoucheOf69, as I'd like to call them a butterbag.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: WileE on April 08, 2005, 01:26:29 PM
Quote from: "JSpaceman"
We need someone to post under the name DoucheOf69, as I'd like to call them a butterbag.


Get to it, JDouchebag.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on April 08, 2005, 03:10:35 PM
Quote from: "JSpaceman"
We need someone to post under the name DoucheOf69, as I'd like to call them a butterbag.

Ah, but would DoucheOf69 also be called Doucheman?  What do you think there, Buttman?
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Sonic Boom on April 08, 2005, 05:42:33 PM
Nossir, I don't like it.   =;

Although Doucheman has a nice little ring to it...
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Sonic Boom on May 10, 2005, 04:35:09 PM
No shortage of douchebags here...

Not particularly work-safe, lots of avatars with pics of the sex-making!!! (http://mysterydouchebags.com)
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: thepsychicpoirot on May 10, 2005, 05:01:51 PM
douchebutter anyone?
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Dan on December 15, 2005, 05:31:03 PM
I was feeling reminiscent and started thinking about what I think of first when I think of rville.  For some reason, this thread came to mind.  So, yeah: sorry Bu'uh, but it just got bumped.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Bronzetree on December 15, 2005, 06:32:42 PM
Dan's such a giving guy this holiday season.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on December 16, 2005, 11:55:34 AM
Wow Buttman, I'd forgotten what douchebag you are.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Doug on December 16, 2005, 11:57:26 AM
You don't know the half of it.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: clemsonfan on December 16, 2005, 12:02:12 PM
It looks like everyone here is having a bad day today.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Poncho on December 16, 2005, 12:03:56 PM
Quote from: "Doug"
You don't know the half of it.


I know I don't... but that's just me.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Dan on December 16, 2005, 12:33:10 PM
Quote from: "clemsonfan"
It looks like everyone here is having a bad day today.

Awww...and I was just teasing.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Doug on December 16, 2005, 01:14:36 PM
Me too.  I'm having a bad day because I'm at work, but besides that, everything is relatively o.k.

Butter is still a douchebag...and an apathetic one at that.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Butter on December 16, 2005, 01:31:14 PM
New title.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Doug on December 16, 2005, 01:41:30 PM
I like it.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on December 16, 2005, 02:47:49 PM
I'm not in a bad mood at all.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Dan on December 16, 2005, 03:21:38 PM
Quote from: "Kwyjibo"
I'm not in a bad mood at all.

That's because you're not apathetic.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Poncho on December 16, 2005, 03:23:57 PM
Maybe you could focus on making a cd with all of your good cheer old man?
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Doug on December 16, 2005, 03:24:26 PM
Grouchy and apathetic don't go well together.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on December 16, 2005, 04:00:50 PM
Quote from: "poncho1973"
Maybe you could focus on making a cd with all of your good cheer old man?


Oh snap... got me there.

Yeah, I'm a jackoff when it comes to making and sending out mixes.  I didn't really want to be in the thing anyway, because I'm such a jackoff about it, but I was too lazy to say so.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Action Jim on December 19, 2005, 01:49:54 PM
Quote from: "Kwyjibo"

Yeah, I'm a jackoff when it comes to making and sending out mixes.  I didn't really want to be in the thing anyway, because I'm such a jackoff about it, but I was too lazy to say so.


Yes, I'm also a jackoff, and am officially bowing out of the mix thingy.  So treasure those mixes, LMNOP, they're the last of a limited edition.  Maybe you could sell them on ebay someday, and use the proceeds to, I don't know, get some ramen or maybe a gumball.

I can't tell you all how pleased I was to see this thread near the top when I came back.  Merry douchebagmas to all!
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Jonathan on December 19, 2005, 02:08:49 PM
Guess which douchebag popped up on the WOXY boards today?
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: clemsonfan on December 19, 2005, 02:11:36 PM
I know! I know! *raises hand higher than everyone else*



*eventually gets tired and uses the other hand to prop up the raised hand*
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Action Jim on December 19, 2005, 02:18:11 PM
Quote from: "Jonathan"
Guess which douchebag popped up on the WOXY boards today?


This guy (http://www.woxy.com/boards/member.php?u=2389)?
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: berzerker on December 19, 2005, 03:29:01 PM
(http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/2462/douche6ft.jpg)
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Jonathan on December 19, 2005, 03:35:11 PM
Quote from: "l.diddy"
Quote from: "Jonathan"
Guess which douchebag popped up on the WOXY boards today?


This guy (http://www.woxy.com/boards/member.php?u=2389)?


Ooooh....so close!
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Butter on December 19, 2005, 03:38:10 PM
Quote from: "l.diddy"
This guy (http://www.woxy.com/boards/member.php?u=2389)?


I forgot about that thing.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on January 31, 2006, 02:57:52 PM
Bump
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Action Jim on January 31, 2006, 03:09:20 PM
Wow, and an apparently entirely unprovoked bump, too.  Good show!
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on January 31, 2006, 04:01:58 PM
Just keep'n it real.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Jonathan on February 01, 2006, 08:54:05 AM
It's important to keep it real.

Plus, I've noticed that Peaches was getting a bit uppity lately (i.e. the "Weekend Sports Roundup" thread) so it's good to give him a little reminder now and then.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: politiksjunkie on March 16, 2006, 11:23:26 PM
I was reading old threads, and this one made me giggle.

How is butter these days? Better? Or still douching it up?

Inquiring minds want to necro.. i mean know.


~flees~
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: scurvygirl on March 16, 2006, 11:27:47 PM
For necro-ing this thread, PJ is my hero of the day!
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Doug on March 17, 2006, 07:14:25 AM
Douchebagimus Maximus
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Butter on March 17, 2006, 08:11:40 AM
I think I've gotten better.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: MissKitty on March 17, 2006, 08:42:17 AM
Quote from: "Butter"
I think I've gotten better.


Better at being a douchebag?

Ya know, I think you're right.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on March 17, 2006, 09:21:58 AM
Quote from: "Butter"
I think I've gotten better.

No, you haven't gotten better.

I can't believe it's not better.

*ducks*
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Juliana on March 17, 2006, 10:09:19 AM
Spray.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Jonathan on March 17, 2006, 11:19:09 AM
Only a douche would confuse Scotsmen with Irishmen.

On St. Patrick's Day, no less. :)
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Dan on March 19, 2006, 05:50:04 PM
Quote from: "politiksjunkie"
I was reading old threads, and this one made me giggle.

How is butter these days? Better? Or still douching it up?

Inquiring minds want to necro.. i mean know.


~flees~

No one will ever be upset at the resurrection of a thread like this.  Well, actually, there might be one person, but he's a douche anyway.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Jonathan on March 19, 2006, 07:33:50 PM
Quote from: "Dan"
Quote from: "politiksjunkie"
I was reading old threads, and this one made me giggle.

How is butter these days? Better? Or still douching it up?

Inquiring minds want to necro.. i mean know.


~flees~

No one will ever be upset at the resurrection of a thread like this.  Well, actually, there might be one person, but he's a douche anyway.

No, he's a douchebag...big difference.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Dan on March 19, 2006, 07:38:40 PM
*bows down to your noble expertise*

Never again shall I make this mistake, my sensei.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: scurvygirl on March 20, 2006, 01:39:52 PM
Quote from: "Jonathan"
No, he's a douchebag...big difference.


Heh.  Well at least he's not a douchenozzle.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: politiksjunkie on March 20, 2006, 01:44:22 PM
Quote from: "Sarcastica"
Quote from: "Jonathan"
No, he's a douchebag...big difference.


Heh.  Well at least he's not a douchenozzle.


He has 6 custom douche spray settings?

Amazing. Amazingly douchey.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Cockney Rebel on March 20, 2006, 01:47:33 PM
Quote from: "politiksjunkie"
Amazing. Amazingly douchey.


In fact, it's almost "douchesque"!

Cockney "My dictionary just expanded" Rebel
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: rva on June 05, 2006, 01:19:19 PM
Straight up gnarls barkley listening to douchebag.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Dan on March 30, 2007, 05:22:55 PM
Ahem. This thread needs to be bumped due to the avatar-tang fight.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Jonathan on March 30, 2007, 11:12:05 PM
This thread needed to be bumped because it hadn't been bumped in almost ten months. That's inexcusable.
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on April 02, 2007, 08:13:12 AM
Who's the douchebag that hasn't been bumping this thread?
Title: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Poncho on April 02, 2007, 02:14:12 PM
That is lame.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on July 30, 2007, 05:02:47 PM
This hasn't been bumped in a while.

Lest we all forget:  Butter = Douchebag
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Dan on July 30, 2007, 06:32:00 PM
Was he douchebag-ish at the Reds game this weekend?
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: adyonka on July 30, 2007, 07:39:55 PM
Was he douchebag-ish at the Reds game this weekend?

Did the Reds suck?  Was it exceedingly humid?  Was Barry Williams (aka "Greg Brady") everywhere to be seen on "70's Night"?  Were frosty malts hard to find?

(Hint:  All of these questions have the same answer, and it isn't "NO".)
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Jonathan on July 30, 2007, 08:39:53 PM
Why the fuck are Frosty Malts always so hard to find, anyway?
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: c-lando on August 01, 2007, 12:25:07 PM
I'm always surprised that more people than Andrea actually post in this thread.

Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Poncho on August 01, 2007, 12:34:42 PM
Sometimes you'll hear the guy yell "FROOOOSTTTY MALTS!" and that moron isn't even within 5 sections of you.  That sucks.  You know you wanted one before that... now you've been tempted by one and REALLY want it... but they are no one to be found.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: redbobsled on August 01, 2007, 12:57:49 PM
At this point in the season, frosty malts are probably the ONLY Reason to go to Reds games.  And if there are none to be had......  WHY? 

They taste the best when you let them get all melty around the edges.  Do they still come with the wooden spoons?  I don't think I've had one in nearly 10 years.  other ballparks don't seem to have them.  At least not Dodger Stadium or PacBell/Monster/3M park in San Francisco.  And that is just wrong.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Butter on August 01, 2007, 01:15:03 PM
Do they still come with the wooden spoons?

A fine question.  Answer is, apparently not.  I was given a plastic spoon with mine, which I snapped about halfway through, because it had not yet gotten melty enough to be able to dig into. 
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: rva on August 01, 2007, 01:50:15 PM
Now that you mention it, the only place I think I've seen them is Wrigley... and I don't remember the Frosty Malt dude coming by last time I was there because there's no way I wouldn't have gotten one.

I can't imagine they'd stop having them at Wrigley, if for no other reason so that people could continue waxing rhapsodically about the Cubs experience.

Somewhere out there, there's a poem that beings "Lo, the wind blew colder than the frosty malts" and ends "They'll break our hearts again next year."
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: clemsonfan on August 01, 2007, 02:02:00 PM
Yeah, I got tired of waiting for the Frost Malt guy, so Ella and I went down to the stand and picked up a few. Of course, shortly after we came back, the Frosty Malt guy made it to our section. He did, however, sell out of them just as he got to our row.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: MissKitty on August 01, 2007, 02:07:00 PM
Yeah, he was standing RIGHT NEXT to me - and me with cash in hand - and totally gave the last Frosty Malt to some little kid. Grrr...

On the other hand, when he finally got back to our section to satisfy my Frost Malt craving, it was already melty around the edges and very delicious, which completely made up for the fact that I had to wait.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Buzzstein on August 01, 2007, 02:57:57 PM
Yeah, he was standing RIGHT NEXT to me - and me with cash in hand - and totally gave the last Frosty Malt to some little kid. Grrr...

On the other hand, when he finally got back to our section to satisfy my Frost Malt craving, it was already melty around the edges and very delicious, which completely made up for the fact that I had to wait.

Damn little kidsl
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Dan on August 01, 2007, 03:59:17 PM
So is the lesson here that not only is Butter a douchebag, but Frosty Malt guys are also douchebags?

Stay on topic people!
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on August 01, 2007, 04:20:01 PM
So is the lesson here that not only is Butter a douchebag, but Frosty Malt guys are also douchebags?
Don't forget little kids!
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: adyonka on August 01, 2007, 05:19:01 PM
So is the lesson here that not only is Butter a douchebag, but Frosty Malt guys are also douchebags?

Stay on topic people!

So, are all milk-related-product people douchebags?
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Jonathan on August 01, 2007, 07:40:04 PM
Do they still come with the wooden spoons?

A fine question.  Answer is, apparently not.  I was given a plastic spoon with mine, which I snapped about halfway through, because it had not yet gotten melty enough to be able to dig into. 

That's a traveshamockery.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: redbobsled on August 02, 2007, 02:18:17 AM
I just discovered that UDF is selling packs of Frosty malts in their stores!

A reason to go to Cincinnati (http://www.udfinc.com/homemade_brand/products/udf_frosty_malts.asp)

You people are sooooooooooo lucky.  I can't even get any ice cream places to make a decent REGULAR malt here. 

Oh, and um, Butter is a douchebag!
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Butter on August 02, 2007, 07:55:12 AM
I just discovered that UDF is selling packs of Frosty malts in their stores!

You people are sooooooooooo lucky.  I can't even get any ice cream places to make a decent REGULAR malt here. 

Oh, and um, Butter is a douchebag!

They actually sell these in Kroger's around here as well.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on August 02, 2007, 08:35:51 AM
And Wal-Mart.

And I'm guessing pretty much every other grocery store that carries UDF products, which I'm guessing is almost all of them.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: clemsonfan on August 02, 2007, 08:59:51 AM
They don't carry UDF products in SC.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Poncho on August 02, 2007, 09:45:01 AM
Life would be good if they sold UDF products in Florida. 
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Jonathan on August 02, 2007, 10:10:31 AM
I've got no fucking chance of getting any UDF products.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Dan on August 02, 2007, 11:48:16 AM
But you have a chance of getting bitten by deadly snake. So that's something.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Jonathan on August 02, 2007, 08:35:00 PM
Yeah, that's a real relief.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Spectre on August 03, 2007, 12:55:48 AM
Y'know,I haven't visited this thread in a couple of years.  Is Butter still, indeed, full of douchebaggery?
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: foolsgold on December 06, 2007, 08:50:43 PM
Fact: Butter is not suitable as a salad dressing.  This refers to both the dairy product and Butter's general douchiness.

Pass the Butter on the right hand side.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: monkey neck on June 13, 2008, 11:44:55 PM
I love you guys.  You're all the genuinely nicest and funniest people on Earth.  I mean that.


(Except, Butter.  He's a douchebag)
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on January 13, 2009, 09:26:41 AM
Let us never forget....
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: MissKitty on April 09, 2009, 11:34:30 AM
So now we know where he's been spending all his time... (http://www.derfmagazine.com/news/business/526.html)
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Rafe on March 28, 2010, 01:07:29 PM
When I started this thread so many moons ago, I never thought it would go so far.

Really, short of being married and dating a performance artist, this is one of my proudest moments.

Oddly, I saw a woman on the underground the other day who looked the spitting image of Karen Finley. I also had a kernel of an idea for a new thread, but remembered that this one exists already.

That's 6 years and counting that you've been a douchebag, Butter. It's a rather comforting constant in a life full of ups and downs. Thank you.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Dan on March 28, 2010, 06:00:34 PM
So what you're saying is that we can't count on WOXY being around, but we can count on Butter's douchebaggery? He's survived at least 3 or 4 (I've lost count) incarnations of that station. Impressive.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: c-lando on March 29, 2010, 08:21:43 AM
So what you're saying is that we can't count on WOXY being around, but we can count on Butter's douchebaggery? He's survived at least 3 or 4 (I've lost count) incarnations of that station. Impressive.
...for a douchebag.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: scurvygirl on April 09, 2010, 07:54:23 PM
So, yesterday and today, it kind of smelled like butter around and about outside at work. This is in between exit 14/15 off 75, in Evendale.

My first thought was, "What is that douchebag doing around here!?"
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: trixi on April 09, 2010, 11:16:04 PM
The smell was most likely coming from Gold Medal Popcorn which is there---a great place for Butter to look for a job  ;).  
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Cockney Rebel on April 14, 2010, 10:54:51 PM
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129151642265006612.jpg)
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: scurvygirl on October 13, 2010, 09:06:11 PM
Tragedy:

Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.
Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic.


What a d-bag!
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Cockney Rebel on September 19, 2011, 10:34:51 AM
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Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on October 26, 2011, 02:18:17 PM
To all of those just joining us please make note that Butter is indeed a douchebag.

Also, you can call him "Buttman", it's okay, he gave us permission.

That is all.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: adyonka on October 26, 2011, 02:19:17 PM
I would call the douchebag "Buttman", but now that we have permission, there's no way.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on October 26, 2011, 02:22:58 PM
Yeah, but it's fun to let it go for a while and let him forget about it and then drop one on him out of the blue.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Butter on October 27, 2011, 06:33:13 AM
Also, you can call him "Buttman", it's okay, he gave us permission.

I don't remember saying this. 

I don't recall even thinking it.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on October 27, 2011, 07:59:32 AM
Just because that post can no longer be found via search doesn't mean you can deny it.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: adyonka on November 18, 2011, 11:20:24 AM
This thread nearly made it to Page 2.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Rafe on November 21, 2011, 06:20:57 PM
He may well be a douchebag, but at least he ain't a wanker. Gawd bless 'im :)
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on November 14, 2013, 11:29:13 AM
Wow... how did we let this thread go un-bumped for so long?
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: slow-dog on December 11, 2013, 08:37:34 PM
Wow... how did we let this thread go un-bumped for so long?

Indeed.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: c-lando on December 12, 2013, 08:25:09 AM
When hobos go bump in the night, a douchebag is born.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: notoriouspbake on December 12, 2013, 10:10:20 AM
butter's at it again:

Thanks for ruining all of my shows, dick.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: JohnnyRoyale on June 08, 2014, 06:44:05 PM
Just because I've always loved this thread!

Hello fellow R'villeains! Um, that doesn't sound right.

Anyway, you all know I left the zine a couple of years ago to pursue a dream, and it's doing really well. If you watch the video (featuring Wanz from "Thrift Shop") in this link, this is the band I manage in Seattle: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1453895725/my-love-remains-campaign

The link explains everything and I hope you'll all consider a donation of even a dollar. But even if folks can't donate (which I totally understand), then spreading the word would be greatly appreciated!

I'm out here pursuing my dream folks and hope you can help!

Hope everyone is doing well,

JR
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: daytime drinking on June 19, 2014, 07:10:53 PM
after consulting some criteria on a page prior, christ, i'm probably a douchebag as well
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Butter on June 20, 2014, 01:13:04 PM
"probably", eh?

Just embrace it.  It's quite freeing.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on July 09, 2015, 10:13:48 AM
While we're bumping old threads... let us not forget our one immutable universal truth as a community:  Butter is most definitely a douchebag.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: foolsgold on March 27, 2018, 04:14:33 PM
Something has gone missing from my life.  A light, a beacon of hope, a constant reminder that the world isn't entirely a cold and inhospitable place, an immutable law of nature that can not be questioned or doubted.  Then, I remembered and I, once again, saw color.  Indeed, Butter is a douchebag.

I am warmed.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: c-lando on March 28, 2018, 08:12:55 AM
I think maybe you just peed yourself, Buddy.

Nope.

You're right.

Butter is a douchebag.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: daytime drinking on March 29, 2018, 12:49:29 PM
did i miss something?  i thought he was from nebraska
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Butter on March 30, 2018, 09:42:19 AM
If you need warmed, you should check out this awesome barrel fire I keep raging in my backyard.

Draws in visitors from all around... usually guys that are out riding the rails.  I keep a lot of spare cans of beans in my pantry for such an occasion.

Also, my house backs to a park, but watch out, it gets a bit lumpy back there.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: daytime drinking on March 30, 2018, 01:49:59 PM
you got a mole problem? 
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: foolsgold on March 30, 2018, 02:13:44 PM
He doesn't as long as everyone keeps their damned mouths shut.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Kwyjibo on March 30, 2018, 02:27:35 PM
you got a mole problem? 

Yes, that's it.  Moles.  Very, very, very large moles.
Title: Re: Butter is a douchebag
Post by: Cockney Rebel on April 13, 2018, 07:18:15 PM
Butter got his own special glass today when we met for lunch.

One that MK got at work as part of some promotional item, who felt it was perfect for him.

It was engraved “Douchebag Jar”