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[Cockney Rebel]

13. LAST CHANCE HARVEY - STARZ - 08/14/10 - Snooooooooooooooooze alert! I tried to watch this to "cleanse my palate" after watching PARANORMAL ACTIVITIES. Soooooooo boring.

Shame on you. Dustin and Emma in London - what's not to like?

[c-lando]

13. LAST CHANCE HARVEY - STARZ - 08/14/10 - Snooooooooooooooooze alert! I tried to watch this to "cleanse my palate" after watching PARANORMAL ACTIVITIES. Soooooooo boring.

Shame on you. Dustin and Emma in London - what's not to like?

There's not much to not love about Emma. But, the whole thing about her mum calling her every 5 minutes and ruining her social life was already done in LOVE ACTUALLY (Laura Linney's character and her constant phone calls from her brother). Also, Dustin was just miserable. All of his interaction with his daughter and ex-wife at the rehearsal dinner was far too uncomfortable and awkward for me. I couldn't take it. It was stressing me out. I'm glad they find each other but I couldn't stick around long enough for that.

[Dan]

I tried watching something with Jason Statham and Ray Liotta this weekend. It was DragonTales or something like that, but it was generally awful. Then I flipped the channel...and there was another movie with Jason Statham and Ray Liotta. I didn't spend 5 minutes with it, but it didn't look any better.

Ray Liotta is fat and creepy now.

HA! That's In the name of the king : a dungeon siege tale and one of the worst movies made in the last 10 years. When the made-for-TV D&D movie is better you know you're in trouble..

Haha. Yeah, it's too bad that it sucked so much. I watched it b/c there were so many actors I like. Statham is normally awesome. Liotta can be cool. Kristanna Lokken (The T:3 chick!). Leelee Sobieski = niiiiiice. Claire Forlani is still gorgeously hot. Gimli! Hellboy! The psycho from Scream! I mean, that should work, right?

I don't know what went wrong, but I don't want to know.

[Poolio]

Haha. Yeah, it's too bad that it sucked so much. I watched it b/c there were so many actors I like. Statham is normally awesome. Liotta can be cool. Kristanna Lokken (The T:3 chick!). Leelee Sobieski = niiiiiice. Claire Forlani is still gorgeously hot. Gimli! Hellboy! The psycho from Scream! I mean, that should work, right?

I don't know what went wrong, but I don't want to know.

2 words. Uwe Boll.

[Cockney Rebel]

1 • (500) Days of Summer
2 • A Prairie Home Companion
3 • Neal Cassady
4 • Closer
5 • Dummy
6 • The Men who Stare at Goats
7 • From Paris with Love
8 • Cop Out

adding
9 • Date Night
Date Shite more like. Saw FG's special poster behind Carrell and it all went downhill from there. Wanted to like it. Couldn't
10 • The Ghost Writer
Looked beautiful, but the acting - surprising consider the stars - was as hammy and fake as fuck. Just horrible.

[c-lando]

1. I'M NOT THERE - DVD - 01/16/10
2. PROM NIGHT - Encore - 01/30/10
3. Sueño - DVD - 02/15/10
4. HOW I MARRIED MY HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH - On Demand - 04/03/10
5. CONVERSATION(S) WITH OTHER WOMEN - DVD from Library - 04/16/10
6. LAKEVIEW TERRACE - Encore OnDemand - 04/17/10
7. TYLER PERRY'S I CAN DO BAD ALL BY MYSELF - DVD from library - 05/08/10
8. BECAUSE OF WINN DIXIE - DVD from library - 05/22/10
9. THE MILLION DOLLAR HOTEL - Encore - 05/22/10
10. SLACKERS - Encore - 05/23/10 
11. AEON FLUX - TNT HD - 06/06/10 - Nah. Original cartoon or nothing.
12. NOT EASILY BROKEN - Encore - 06/13/10 - Another failed attempt to watch a Taraji Henson movie. Terrible. Morris Chestnut seemed very likeable and HELLO AVON BARKSDALE!!! But, Taraji's character made me want to put my first through a wall. So, I had to turn it off.
13. LAST CHANCE HARVEY - STARZ - 08/14/10 - Snooooooooooooooooze alert! I tried to watch this to "cleanse my palate" after watching PARANORMAL ACTIVITIES. Soooooooo boring.

14. RETURN TO MACON COUNTY - 09/19/10 - Young Nick Nolte, young Don Johnson and fast cars in the South? Sign me up. 5 minutes later, DELETE.

[c-lando]

1. I'M NOT THERE - DVD - 01/16/10
2. PROM NIGHT - Encore - 01/30/10
3. Sueño - DVD - 02/15/10
4. HOW I MARRIED MY HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH - On Demand - 04/03/10
5. CONVERSATION(S) WITH OTHER WOMEN - DVD from Library - 04/16/10
6. LAKEVIEW TERRACE - Encore OnDemand - 04/17/10
7. TYLER PERRY'S I CAN DO BAD ALL BY MYSELF - DVD from library - 05/08/10
8. BECAUSE OF WINN DIXIE - DVD from library - 05/22/10
9. THE MILLION DOLLAR HOTEL - Encore - 05/22/10
10. SLACKERS - Encore - 05/23/10  
11. AEON FLUX - TNT HD - 06/06/10 - Nah. Original cartoon or nothing.
12. NOT EASILY BROKEN - Encore - 06/13/10 - Another failed attempt to watch a Taraji Henson movie. Terrible. Morris Chestnut seemed very likeable and HELLO AVON BARKSDALE!!! But, Taraji's character made me want to put my first through a wall. So, I had to turn it off.
13. LAST CHANCE HARVEY - STARZ - 08/14/10 - Snooooooooooooooooze alert! I tried to watch this to "cleanse my palate" after watching PARANORMAL ACTIVITIES. Soooooooo boring.
14. RETURN TO MACON COUNTY - 09/19/10 - Young Nick Nolte, young Don Johnson and fast cars in the South? Sign me up. 5 minutes later, DELETE.

15. THE IMAGINARIUM OF DR. PARNASSUS - I'm a huge fan of Andrew Garfield and wanted to see what he brought to this film. I was enjoying his bit but couldn't bare to continue watching the movie. It was going no where for me. I stuck around long enough to see Heath and then I hit delete.

[c-lando]

1. I'M NOT THERE - DVD - 01/16/10
2. PROM NIGHT - Encore - 01/30/10
3. Sueño - DVD - 02/15/10
4. HOW I MARRIED MY HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH - On Demand - 04/03/10
5. CONVERSATION(S) WITH OTHER WOMEN - DVD from Library - 04/16/10
6. LAKEVIEW TERRACE - Encore OnDemand - 04/17/10
7. TYLER PERRY'S I CAN DO BAD ALL BY MYSELF - DVD from library - 05/08/10
8. BECAUSE OF WINN DIXIE - DVD from library - 05/22/10
9. THE MILLION DOLLAR HOTEL - Encore - 05/22/10
10. SLACKERS - Encore - 05/23/10  
11. AEON FLUX - TNT HD - 06/06/10 - Nah. Original cartoon or nothing.
12. NOT EASILY BROKEN - Encore - 06/13/10 - Another failed attempt to watch a Taraji Henson movie. Terrible. Morris Chestnut seemed very likeable and HELLO AVON BARKSDALE!!! But, Taraji's character made me want to put my first through a wall. So, I had to turn it off.
13. LAST CHANCE HARVEY - STARZ - 08/14/10 - Snooooooooooooooooze alert! I tried to watch this to "cleanse my palate" after watching PARANORMAL ACTIVITIES. Soooooooo boring.
14. RETURN TO MACON COUNTY - 09/19/10 - Young Nick Nolte, young Don Johnson and fast cars in the South? Sign me up. 5 minutes later, DELETE.
15. THE IMAGINARIUM OF DR. PARNASSUS - I'm a huge fan of Andrew Garfield and wanted to see what he brought to this film. I was enjoying his bit but couldn't bare to continue watching the movie. It was going no where for me. I stuck around long enough to see Heath and then I hit delete.

16. CHRISTMAS CUPID - 12/14/10 - Lifetime or one of those channels - GOD AWFUL chickChristmasflick. Blarf.
17. MARRY ME - 12/14/10 - LIFETIME OR SOME SUCH MESS - also AWFUL!!!! I watched in fast-forward to see where they filmed in Atlanta. Even that was PAINFUL!!!!

[Doug]

16. CHRISTMAS CUPID - 12/14/10 - Lifetime or one of those channels - GOD AWFUL chickChristmasflick. Blarf.
17. MARRY ME - 12/14/10 - LIFETIME OR SOME SUCH MESS - also AWFUL!!!! I watched in fast-forward to see where they filmed in Atlanta. Even that was PAINFUL!!!!

No fair.  You watch Lifetime Channel and you pretty much set yourself up for an abandoned movie experience.

[Kwyjibo]

I dunno, those things usually suck you in, mostly because they are so terrible.

You can also delete the last eight words of that sentence... it still works.

[c-lando]

No fair.  You watch Lifetime Channel and you pretty much set yourself up for an abandoned movie experience.

I dunno, those things usually suck you in, mostly because they are so terrible.

You're both right. I record these things because I don't feel bad if I delete them after watching only 5 minutes. But, on occasion, there is one worth watching all the way through.

[rva]

"Unanswered Prayers" was filmed partly in Richmond, but I was still not tempted in the slightest to watch it.

They showed "Eat, Pray, Love" on my flight this weekend and I couldn't make it past 15 minutes.  A movie has to be pretty damn bad for me to not even watch it while stuck on a plane.

[c-lando]

16. CHRISTMAS CUPID - 12/14/10 - Lifetime or one of those channels - GOD AWFUL chickChristmasflick. Blarf.
17. MARRY ME - 12/14/10 - LIFETIME OR SOME SUCH MESS - also AWFUL!!!! I watched in fast-forward to see where they filmed in Atlanta. Even that was PAINFUL!!!!

No fair.  You watch Lifetime Channel and you pretty much set yourself up for an abandoned movie experience.

Here is an awesdome re-cap of Christmas Cupid from www.gofugyourself.com. LOVE!

http://gofugyourself.com/fug-the-fromage-christmas-cupid-12-2010#more-308081

[Cockney Rebel]

1 • (500) Days of Summer
2 • A Prairie Home Companion
3 • Neal Cassady
4 • Closer
5 • Dummy
6 • The Men who Stare at Goats
7 • From Paris with Love
8 • Cop Out
9 • Date Night
10 • The Ghost Writer

adding
11 • Year One
10 minutes or so with the bad acting of Jack Black and Michael Cera felt bad enough but then Vinnie Jones came into the mix and I knew it was time to wave it an abrupt farewell. I actually shouted "...And You Can Fuck Right Off" at the TV as I pressed the button on the DVR remote

[c-lando]

I actually shouted "...And You Can Fuck Right Off" at the TV as I pressed the button on the DVR remote.

HAHAHAHAH. I can totally see this happening.