Since we're in car note critiquing mode, here's one I found on my car a while back. I was in a rush, looking for a place to park, and the only open spot I could find was next to a guy who had parked over the line. I had just enough room to fit in, leaving enough room to open my door, but not enough for him to open his driver's side door. I said to myself, fuck him for the shitty parking job.
Anyway, he left me this gem:
