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Abandoned Movies in 2013
« on: December 31, 2012, 09:10:47 PM »

Wheat from the Chaff... tell us what's shit IYHO
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2013, 06:24:44 PM »

The Pillow Book... it's crap.

Well, maybe not complete crap but I sure as hell wasn't into it.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2013, 06:42:29 PM »

LA without a map.
David Tennant (shirtless, even!) couldn't save this one. Blergh.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2013, 08:41:03 PM »

New Low - I couldn't even make it 10 minutes into this.  It was everything you imagine a bad low budget movie to be.

V/H/S - wow, this was just horrible.  It starts with bad sexual assault "fun".  It is supposed to looks cheap because it's supposedly all on VHS tapes, but it looks like the worst tapes you had from 20 years ago.  The wraparound story is nonsensical.  Then they get to the first sub-story and it starts off with more bad "sex fun" with some frat boy having video glasses and them going out to pick up women so he can record them having sex.  And that is wear I just couldn't take anymore.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2013, 08:31:53 AM »

1. TOTAL RECALL (2012 version) - 01/19/13 - dvd from library - I fell asleep. Zzzzzzzzzz.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2013, 11:19:48 AM »

WHAT!?!?!?!
You're not watching that for it's greatness or for story or anything else.

You're watching that for
A) 3 boobs!
and
B) Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel.

How could you fall asleep!!??!?!?!
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2013, 11:33:41 AM »

WHAT!?!?!?!
You're not watching that for it's greatness or for story or anything else.

You're watching that for
A) 3 boobs!
and
B) Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel.

How could you fall asleep!!??!?!?!
I saw the 3 boobs and I saw plenty of Kate before I fell asleep. Jessica = Bleh.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2013, 11:45:48 AM »

Still in concept . . . Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger come back as "Twins" only to discover they are actually "Triplets". Co-starring Eddie Murphy. Some people in Hollywood need to be jettison into space.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2013, 09:34:35 AM »

1 ● The Future
I suffered a mere 20 minutes of this turgid crap before "removing it from my queue" with perhaps more of a vengeance than was absolutely necessary
2 ● Fabricating Tom Ze
This was kinda 'on' in the background whilst we surfed - not a regular occurrence but I thought we might enjoy the music at least. WRONG. Christ on a bike, this was fucking painful
3 ● The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle
Trying too hard, pretentious indie wank
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2013, 08:45:08 AM »

1. TOTAL RECALL (2012 version) - 01/19/13 - dvd from library - I fell asleep. Zzzzzzzzzz.
2. THE SWITCH - 02/01/13 - Netflix - Just wanted to make sure that this Jason Bateman movie was as bad as his 4-5 movies. Yep. Love him on TV. Hate him in films. Watched maybe 10 minutes before turning it off.
3. I LOVE YOU PHILIP MORRIS - 02/01/13 - Netflix - I watched 1/2 of this movie late on Friday and intended to watch the rest on Sunday. However, Netflix pulled it from streaming on 02/03/13. GAAAAAAAAAAAH.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2013, 07:56:52 PM »

1 ● The Future
2 ● Fabricating Tom Ze
3 ● The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle
4 ● Citizen Gangster
We invested an entire hour of our precious lives into this before abandoning it completely. Turned from crime thriller into mawkish melodrama
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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2013, 03:45:43 PM »

1. TOTAL RECALL (2012 version) - 01/19/13 - dvd from library - I fell asleep. Zzzzzzzzzz.
2. THE SWITCH - 02/01/13 - Netflix - Just wanted to make sure that this Jason Bateman movie was as bad as his 4-5 movies. Yep. Love him on TV. Hate him in films. Watched maybe 10 minutes before turning it off.
3. I LOVE YOU PHILIP MORRIS - 02/01/13 - Netflix - I watched 1/2 of this movie late on Friday and intended to watch the rest on Sunday. However, Netflix pulled it from streaming on 02/03/13. GAAAAAAAAAAAH.
4. ONE FOR THE MONEY - Netflix - I just couldn't continue.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2013, 06:27:58 AM »

1. Trouble with the Curve - I forgot how much I can't stand mainstream movies like this. Got fed up after about 20 minutes. Fast forwarded to the end and I had completely figured out everything that would happen. Not that it was any great feat. I'm pretty sure just about anyone with half a brain could have done the same.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2013, 04:07:09 PM »

1. TOTAL RECALL (2012 version) - 01/19/13 - dvd from library - I fell asleep. Zzzzzzzzzz.
2. THE SWITCH - 02/01/13 - Netflix - Just wanted to make sure that this Jason Bateman movie was as bad as his 4-5 movies. Yep. Love him on TV. Hate him in films. Watched maybe 10 minutes before turning it off.
3. I LOVE YOU PHILIP MORRIS - 02/01/13 - Netflix - I watched 1/2 of this movie late on Friday and intended to watch the rest on Sunday. However, Netflix pulled it from streaming on 02/03/13. GAAAAAAAAAAAH.
4. ONE FOR THE MONEY - Netflix - I just couldn't continue.
5. THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE WEIRD - Netflix - Great reviews on Netflix but I couldn't survive 10 minutes of this one.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2013, 07:07:37 AM »

1. Citizen Gangster
2. Flight

Citizen Gangster started out ok but devolved into a crap melodrama which I couldn't be bothered to finish.

Flight was almost too awful for Lifetime or the Hallmark channel.
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