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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #45 on: September 19, 2013, 08:59:30 PM »

1 ● The Future
2 ● Fabricating Tom Ze
3 ● The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle
4 ● Citizen Gangster
5 ● The Imposters
6 ● Bachelorette
7 ● The Castle
8 ● The Apple
9 ● Bodywork
'Gritty Brit murder thriller' from 2001. 'Gritty' is a typo.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #46 on: September 20, 2013, 08:17:13 AM »

'Gritty Brit murder thriller' from 2001. 'Gritty' is a typo.
Bwahahaahahah! The stuff you come up with...
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #47 on: September 28, 2013, 05:00:03 PM »

1 ● The Future
2 ● Fabricating Tom Ze
3 ● The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle
4 ● Citizen Gangster
5 ● The Imposters
6 ● Bachelorette
7 ● The Castle
8 ● The Apple
9 ● Bodywork
10 ● A Beginner's Guide to Endings
I didn't need a guide to end this. One big fat finger did the trick nicely
11 ● This is the End
No, after 40 minutes of dumb shit, THAT was the end
12 ● World War Z
World War Zzzzzzzz more like
13 ● Oblivion
Oblivious more like
« Last Edit: November 04, 2013, 08:52:04 PM by Cockney Rebel »
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #48 on: November 12, 2013, 07:44:49 AM »

1 ● The Future
2 ● Fabricating Tom Ze
3 ● The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle
4 ● Citizen Gangster
5 ● The Imposters
6 ● Bachelorette
7 ● The Castle
8 ● The Apple
9 ● Bodywork
10 ● A Beginner's Guide to Endings
11 ● This is the End
12 ● World War Z
13 ● Oblivion
14 ● Top Cat: The Movie
Top Cat: The Aborted Fetus. Jesus christ, no wonder I'd never heard about this film adaptation of one of the favourite cartoons from my youth. Close friends get to call him B.S.
15 ● Craigslist Joe
can fuck off
« Last Edit: November 16, 2013, 10:00:16 PM by Cockney Rebel »
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #49 on: December 04, 2013, 10:51:07 AM »

1. TOTAL RECALL (2012 version) - 01/19/13 - dvd from library - I fell asleep. Zzzzzzzzzz.
2. THE SWITCH - 02/01/13 - Netflix - Just wanted to make sure that this Jason Bateman movie was as bad as his 4-5 movies. Yep. Love him on TV. Hate him in films. Watched maybe 10 minutes before turning it off.
3. I LOVE YOU PHILIP MORRIS - 02/01/13 - Netflix - I watched 1/2 of this movie late on Friday and intended to watch the rest on Sunday. However, Netflix pulled it from streaming on 02/03/13. GAAAAAAAAAAAH.
4. ONE FOR THE MONEY - Netflix - I just couldn't continue.
5. THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE WEIRD - Netflix - Great reviews on Netflix but I couldn't survive 10 minutes of this one.
6. CARNAGE - dvd from library - I couldn't be in the room with these people any longer.
7. SASSY PANTS - Netflix - I came this close to calling Child Protective Services for a couple of fictional characters. Put the phone down and just stopped the movie instead.
8. EIGHT BELOW - I have thought about watching this movie for forever. However, I just knew that that the dog stuff would be too intense for me. I tried to go ahead and watch it, then I had to stop it, then I had to look up the full plot online to see if it would be too much, and then tried to watch it again and realized that I just couldn't do it. THOSE DOGS!!!!! I haz a sad.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #50 on: December 08, 2013, 05:24:04 PM »

1 ● The Future
2 ● Fabricating Tom Ze
3 ● The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle
4 ● Citizen Gangster
5 ● The Imposters
6 ● Bachelorette
7 ● The Castle
8 ● The Apple
9 ● Bodywork
10 ● A Beginner's Guide to Endings
11 ● This is the End
12 ● World War Z
13 ● Oblivion
14 ● Top Cat: The Movie
15 ● Craigslist Joe
16 ● Phil Spector
I love Pacino, I love Helen Mirren but this was nonsensical bollocks not worthy of their talent at all. Massive HBO mis-step IMHO
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #51 on: December 09, 2013, 08:41:36 AM »

1. TOTAL RECALL (2012 version) - 01/19/13 - dvd from library - I fell asleep. Zzzzzzzzzz.
2. THE SWITCH - 02/01/13 - Netflix - Just wanted to make sure that this Jason Bateman movie was as bad as his 4-5 movies. Yep. Love him on TV. Hate him in films. Watched maybe 10 minutes before turning it off.
3. I LOVE YOU PHILIP MORRIS - 02/01/13 - Netflix - I watched 1/2 of this movie late on Friday and intended to watch the rest on Sunday. However, Netflix pulled it from streaming on 02/03/13. GAAAAAAAAAAAH.
4. ONE FOR THE MONEY - Netflix - I just couldn't continue.
5. THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE WEIRD - Netflix - Great reviews on Netflix but I couldn't survive 10 minutes of this one.
6. CARNAGE - dvd from library - I couldn't be in the room with these people any longer.
7. SASSY PANTS - Netflix - I came this close to calling Child Protective Services for a couple of fictional characters. Put the phone down and just stopped the movie instead.
8. EIGHT BELOW - I have thought about watching this movie for forever. However, I just knew that that the dog stuff would be too intense for me. I tried to go ahead and watch it, then I had to stop it, then I had to look up the full plot online to see if it would be too much, and then tried to watch it again and realized that I just couldn't do it. THOSE DOGS!!!!! I haz a sad.
9. THE LIFEGUARD - CR told me it was pants and I should have listened. I can't believe I turned off a K.Bell movie.
10. Various ABCFamily/Hallmark Xmas movies - I record them and give them about 10 minutes to pull me in. If they don't, I delete them. I think I've deleted 4-5 so far.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #52 on: December 09, 2013, 10:40:36 AM »

9. THE LIFEGUARD - CR told me it was pants and I should have listened. I can't believe I turned off a K.Bell movie.
Indeed. Not even sticky pants, right?
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #53 on: December 09, 2013, 11:43:26 AM »

9. THE LIFEGUARD - CR told me it was pants and I should have listened. I can't believe I turned off a K.Bell movie.
Indeed. Not even sticky pants, right?
Hahahaah. Well, I did fast-forward to the "sink" scene (thanks to you!!!!) before I turned it off. :D
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #54 on: November 02, 2014, 08:42:54 PM »

1 ● The Future
2 ● Fabricating Tom Ze
3 ● The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle
4 ● Citizen Gangster
5 ● The Imposters
6 ● Bachelorette
7 ● The Castle
8 ● The Apple
9 ● Bodywork
10 ● A Beginner's Guide to Endings
11 ● This is the End
12 ● World War Z
13 ● Oblivion
14 ● Top Cat: The Movie
15 ● Craigslist Joe
16 ● Phil Spector
16 ● Anchorman 2
Not one single joke in the first 15 minutes. Obviously put together when the scriptwriters were on strike and they tried the monkeys & typewriters thing. Ebola makes me laugh more than Ron Burgundy. Etc Etc...
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #55 on: November 03, 2014, 11:09:14 PM »

I very rarely leave a theatre before the end of the movie, but it did happen this past weekend, when I went to see "Before I Go To Sleep", starring Nicole Kidman and Colin Firth. So horribly and ridiculously bad, I couldn't take it anymore after about 45 min. (half of the movie).
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #56 on: November 04, 2014, 01:43:00 PM »

I very rarely leave a theatre before the end of the movie, but it did happen this past weekend, when I went to see "Before I Go To Sleep", starring Nicole Kidman and Colin Firth. So horribly and ridiculously bad, I couldn't take it anymore after about 45 min. (half of the movie).

I almost went and saw this on Saturday, so while I'm sorry you had to suffer through it, I am glad I skipped it.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #57 on: November 16, 2014, 10:40:18 AM »

1 ● The Future
2 ● Fabricating Tom Ze
3 ● The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle
4 ● Citizen Gangster
5 ● The Imposters
6 ● Bachelorette
7 ● The Castle
8 ● The Apple
9 ● Bodywork
10 ● A Beginner's Guide to Endings
11 ● This is the End
12 ● World War Z
13 ● Oblivion
14 ● Top Cat: The Movie
15 ● Craigslist Joe
16 ● Phil Spector
17 ● Anchorman 2
18 ● Guy & Madeline on a Park Bench
I wish they'd stayed there
19 ● Afternoon Delight
"Delight" rhymes with "shite"
« Last Edit: November 22, 2014, 09:41:39 PM by Cockney Rebel »
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