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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2013, 09:39:03 AM »

1 ● The Future
2 ● Fabricating Tom Ze
3 ● The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle
4 ● Citizen Gangster
5 ● The Imposters
6 ● Bachelorette
*Ugh* Comedy masquerading as utter shit.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2013, 09:05:56 AM »

1. TOTAL RECALL (2012 version) - 01/19/13 - dvd from library - I fell asleep. Zzzzzzzzzz.
2. THE SWITCH - 02/01/13 - Netflix - Just wanted to make sure that this Jason Bateman movie was as bad as his 4-5 movies. Yep. Love him on TV. Hate him in films. Watched maybe 10 minutes before turning it off.
3. I LOVE YOU PHILIP MORRIS - 02/01/13 - Netflix - I watched 1/2 of this movie late on Friday and intended to watch the rest on Sunday. However, Netflix pulled it from streaming on 02/03/13. GAAAAAAAAAAAH.
4. ONE FOR THE MONEY - Netflix - I just couldn't continue.
5. THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE WEIRD - Netflix - Great reviews on Netflix but I couldn't survive 10 minutes of this one.
6. CARNAGE - dvd from library - I couldn't be in the room with these people any longer.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2013, 11:34:12 AM »

1 ● The Future
2 ● Fabricating Tom Ze
3 ● The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle
4 ● Citizen Gangster
5 ● The Imposters
6 ● Bachelorette
7 ● The Castle
Someone should've built a moat around this fucker so no-one could get close to it
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2013, 11:54:08 AM »

7 ● The Castle
Someone should've built a moat around this fucker so no-one could get close to it
Heeheheheeheh!
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2013, 01:40:53 PM »

1. The Fortune - Jack Nicholson pic in which he's helping a buddy avoid being pinched for violating the Mann Act in the '20s.  Nothing interesting happened for a full 30 minutes so we switched to something else which I ended up wishing we had also abandoned.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2013, 07:14:11 PM »

Green Lantern- I thought for the first 10 minutes that it was a '60s or '70s version of Green Lantern, it was that hokey. It didn't get better, and I gave up before Ryan Reynolds turned into Green Lantern.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2013, 12:19:03 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5UnJAqaswI&feature=player_embedded

What happens at the end of all of those movies that we never finish?
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2013, 01:50:03 PM »

Hahahaha! Nice!
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2013, 12:24:50 PM »

1. Citizen Gangster
2. Flight
3. Silver Linings Playbook

I just couldn't give a crap about anyone in this film. Pissed off that I wasted 70 minutes of my life with it.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2013, 12:33:49 AM »

V/H/S - Lasted a minute and thirty seconds and turned it off when a woman was being videotaped while she was about to be raped by a group of men.  Nope. Not going to watch it.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2013, 02:18:11 PM »

1. I Love You, Man



I couldn't get through the first 15 minutes. Nothing in that set up was funny or relatable or even likely.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2013, 09:55:00 PM »

1 ● The Future
2 ● Fabricating Tom Ze
3 ● The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle
4 ● Citizen Gangster
5 ● The Imposters
6 ● Bachelorette
7 ● The Castle
8 ● The Apple
Billed as a campy cult classic. Presumably made by a bunch of cults? Awful.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2013, 06:41:15 AM »

8 ● The Apple
Billed as a campy cult classic. Presumably made by a bunch of cults? Awful.
I have a friend who "loves" that movie. But, she only loves it because when she first saw it she was incredibly sick and doped up on so much medicine she thought she was hallucinating it. She was somewhat thrilled to know it was real. I've never been able to make it through the clips on youtube.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2013, 07:47:57 AM »

V/H/S - Lasted a minute and thirty seconds and turned it off when a woman was being videotaped while she was about to be raped by a group of men.  Nope. Not going to watch it.

Unless I am misremembering, nobody ends up getting raped.  It's extremely uncomfortable to watch, though, but that's the point.

My recollection of the film is that it is pretty hyper-male in many of the setups, but most of the endings of the segments are sorta revenge on the people who were aggressive in the first place.  It's not great, but I thought it was scary enough.
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Re: Abandoned Movies in 2013
« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2013, 07:50:28 AM »

1. I Love You, Man
I couldn't get through the first 15 minutes. Nothing in that set up was funny or relatable or even likely.

Your loss.  You missed out on "totes magotes" among many other awesomely awkward phrasings from Paul Rudd's character.  If I didn't give the film a 10 when I first rated it, it was awfully close.
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