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Supra-Genius

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I'm applying to be a Mets bat boy!
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2004, 09:14:17 AM »

Who gets to be the last guy in the on-deck circle?
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Hell Toupee

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« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2004, 09:45:46 AM »

Quote from: "Supra-Genius"
Who gets to be the last guy in the on-deck circle?


The relief pitcher, but only if he's rounding third and heading for home.

I'd be willing to bet she's an old left hander.

-ct'the bases are loaded and so am I'jester
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Kwyjibo

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I'm applying to be a Mets bat boy!
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2004, 02:26:30 PM »

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Maybe you could plant one in her upper deck.


Good one!  I think Chick McGee was using the term "I'd like to put a bat in her upper deck" a few years ago as a metaphor for ... well, you know what.

That's pretty much what I was going for.
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Dan

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I'm applying to be a Mets bat boy!
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2004, 02:54:33 PM »

she can cork my bat.

oh wait...I don't need corking.   :lol
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JohnnyRoyale

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I'm applying to be a Mets bat boy!
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2004, 03:56:59 PM »

I heard her on the Howard Stern show. They ripped her to shreds and got her all pissed off. They said that even Mike Piazza did a back-flip when he heard the news!

Based on what I've read about her and then hearing her on the air, I can't stand her.

....but I'd still toss her a "sinker"
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