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Doug

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« on: February 25, 2005, 09:28:04 AM »

Jeeebus Christ.  I was watching the Daily Show last night when they mentioned a news story about Koko the monkey and how she is suposedly sexually harrassing her keepers.  Obviously, she has a nipple fetish and isn't afraid to communicate it through sign language....

Article here

I thought the whole story was some kind of hoax.

I weep for this world.
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Butter

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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2005, 09:44:05 AM »

'Koko, you see my nipples all the time. You are probably bored with my nipples. You need to see new nipples.'

Gold.
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clemsonfan

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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2005, 09:48:49 AM »

They could take Koko to Vegas to see a topless show like Jubilee. She would see all the nipples she could ever want.
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thepsychicpoirot

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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2005, 12:32:23 PM »

I wonder if Koko is a lesbian?
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Cockney Rebel

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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2005, 12:55:33 PM »

Good job she didn't go to last years Superbowl
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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2005, 03:15:57 PM »

Quote from: "Butter"
'Koko, you see my nipples all the time. You are probably bored with my nipples. You need to see new nipples.'

Gold.


I need to change my name to Koko...
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rva

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« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2005, 05:33:21 PM »

I wouldn't have minded a gander at Francine Patterson's nipples, back in the day.  She was pretty hot.

I heard Koko tried to paint nipples on All Ball.
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Dan

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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2005, 05:33:22 PM »

So we can sing Stellastarr* songs to you?
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