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scurvygirl

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« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2005, 11:36:32 PM »

Today, I read this:
"I LOVE shopping at second hand and used clothing stores. They just don't have a website."

Gee... I wonder what the world was like before the Internet.
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monkey neck

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« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2005, 09:12:32 AM »

In a college class I was in, the prof was showing some movie and it showed a cheetah chasing a gazelle which was eventually caught and dragged down.  The girl in front of me turned around and asked, "are they playing?".  Yes, she was serious.
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« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2005, 09:28:21 AM »

Just a few minutes ago at the Asda supermarket near me....

My required items totalled 7.07 at the checkout.

I gave the checkout girl a 20 note, two x 1.00 coins and 7 pence in other coins, thinking I would get a tenner note and a fiver note back.

She put everything into the till, looked at the change she had to make, then gave me back a tenner, plus a 2 coin and 3 x 1 coins.
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« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2005, 10:14:06 AM »

Quote from: "Cockney Rebel"
She put everything into the till, looked at the change she had to make, then gave me back a tenner, plus a 2 coin and 3 x 1 coins.

I can't even imagine how she came upon that combination.  Isn't that possibly the most confusing combination of currency to return?
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« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:48 AM »

Oooh, Asda.

Oooh, 20 quid bill.

Oooh, change back.


Posh bastard.
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« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2005, 11:02:34 AM »

From my campus classifieds:
"i am saleing books for spring"

This sort of thing devalues my degree.
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« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2005, 06:52:08 PM »

This weekend, I told my sister about my big move and she goes:  "Seattle? How far is that? Isn't it in Chicago? Chicago's a state, right?"

She REALLY needs to discover that there is more to life than West Virginia
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