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[c-lando]

Person 1: Regular. Instant grits?
Person 2: No self respectin' Southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits.
Person 1: So, Mr. Tipton, how could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit eating world 20 minutes?
Person 2: I don't know, I'm a fast cook I guess.

Perfection!!!
Please tell me you at least saw the clip of Britney Spears' dad making her the Southern breakfast of champions, Cheesy Grits! Oh, Man. I know I could live on cheese grits!

[Dan]

"Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!"

Clerks!


(okay, this one is sort of a movie, sort of not. but makes me laugh anyway.)
-Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul stench as soon as I was brought onboard.
- Um, actually that's me. I made a Darth Doody. I sithed my pants. My diaper's gone over to the darkside. I got pages of these, I could go on.

[clemsonfan]

Person 1: Regular. Instant grits?
Person 2: No self respectin' Southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits.
Person 1: So, Mr. Tipton, how could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit eating world 20 minutes?
Person 2: I don't know, I'm a fast cook I guess.

Perfection!!!
Please tell me you at least saw the clip of Britney Spears' dad making her the Southern breakfast of champions, Cheesy Grits! Oh, Man. I know I could live on cheese grits!

I'll have to see that one!