"Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!"
(okay, this one is sort of a movie, sort of not. but makes me laugh anyway.)
-Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul stench as soon as I was brought onboard.
- Um, actually that's me. I made a Darth Doody. I sithed my pants. My diaper's gone over to the darkside. I got pages of these, I could go on.