another funny one i just thought of, and i wasn't even drunk!
when i was in junior high, my best friends christy, jessica and i decided we'd "go to a football game" against our rival school and meet up with some of their older, much better looking boys. after cutting across a busy freeway and going through a stinky tunnel, we eneded up in the field in front of Appleton Papers. the three os uf were all wearing button up shirts, and though it would be a riot if we tore them open and went semi-streaking through the field, amidst heavy passer-by traffic. before you know it, i'd hit what i thought was a patch of dead grass - and it was, except it was a patch of dead grass covering a trench about 7 feet deep. both feet went right out from under me, flinstone style - and everyone was running so manically, afraid of getting caught, that they didn't even notice they'd lost me until they were almost 100 yards past. so trying to impress some older boys with our wild and crazy hyjinx turned into said boys pulling me out of a massive ditch, half-clothed and covered in dirt and bugs. SEXXAY!