So, yeah, I've moved the whole Ethan story thing over here since most of you know who I'm talking about.
Anyway, on the way back from South Carolina this weekend, we stop at a Hardee's for Ethan to use the restroom.
Ethan is just tall enough to use some urinals, and this one was close. But he ALWAYS wants to use the urinal if there is one instead of the toilet, so I say "well, let's see if you're tall enough." I put him up to the thing and he pulls down his pants, and it looks like he's just barely tall enough. So I say "OK, go ahead and use it." He starts going. In the middle of this, a guy walks in and goes in the 1 adjacent toilet stall.
So Ethan finishes and I say "stand over here, Ethan, I have to go too." So he's standing next to me and since he likes to repeat things, he says "let's see if you're tall enough, dada." Then, right after I start going, he raises his hand to try and show me how tall I am. He of course can't reach the top of my head. And then, really loud, right after I start using the bathroom, Ethan decides to say "Dada, you're so BIG!"
I start laughing and the guy in the stall quickly gets out before I can even see his face.
I know, I know, I have an extremely sick mind, but this goes to show you that kids are AWESOME.