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MissKitty

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« on: July 02, 2004, 08:14:14 AM »

From the weekly Brit gossip sheet...

Victoria Beckham has just broken the world Gang Bang
record. In 120 minutes her shaved c*nt fucked
the whole country. (Boom - boom.)
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Butter

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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2004, 08:29:55 AM »

Hmmm... sport jokes....

Southampton!

*ducks*
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2004, 01:17:04 PM »

Red's management....
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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2004, 05:31:30 PM »

Quote from: "Butter"
Hmmm... sport jokes....

Southampton!

*ducks*

*cough*cunt*cough*
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« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2004, 10:52:36 AM »

English national team in any sport -cough-choke-cough
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« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2004, 03:53:54 PM »

Good News: Saddam Hussein has been given the death penalty

Bad News: It's being taken by Beckham
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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2004, 06:42:11 PM »

Q: Name 3 English football clubs with swear words in their names.


A: Scunthorpe, Arsenal and Manchester fucking United.
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« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2004, 08:37:44 PM »

Outstanding
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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2004, 01:04:33 PM »

Quote from: "Rafeyboy"
Q: Name 3 English football clubs with swear words in their names.


A: Scunthorpe, Arsenal and Manchester fucking United.



I keep wanting to tell people this joke, but nobody would get it.
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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2004, 01:20:21 PM »

Same here. I told it to my roommate, he liked it even though he'd never heard of Scunthorpe.
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« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2004, 05:40:32 PM »

A typical football commentator faux pas from a good few years ago:

"Julian Dicks is everywhere - It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the pitch!"
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