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08/24/04 Image of the day....
« on: August 23, 2004, 07:28:13 PM »

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08/24/04 Image of the day....
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2004, 07:30:12 AM »

What Tommy TEng did on his European tour
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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2004, 10:10:06 AM »

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person...


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08/24/04 Image of the day....
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2004, 10:27:17 AM »

The Democrat goes to give the man some change and the Rep says "You elitist snob.  Are you insinuating that I am unwilling to give him any money or that you should be looked up to for giving to the poor?"
"But of course not.  Here, go ahead and give him some change too!"
The Rep gives the guy his whole wallet just to spite the Dem.  The Dem then removes the shirt off his back and hands it to the homeless guy (more Dem symbolism than anything)..  The Rep then hands him his wedding ring and the title to his business. They dump their gifts until they notice they are standing there naked and broke and there is no homeless guy there anymore only a sign that says.... "Need cash for alcohol reasearch" and a small note that says "thanks for the free lunch, I had to get back to work."..

A homeless guy comes upon two naked men in the street fighting over a cardboard sign.....
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