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c-lando

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« Reply #30 on: January 11, 2005, 01:58:27 PM »

Quote from: "foolsgold"
P.S. Rafe has got girl arms.
This is the funniest thing I've read since....since...."nut cutlets".

Now I have some explaining to do to my co-workers...
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Rafe

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« Reply #31 on: January 11, 2005, 02:14:38 PM »

Quote from: "foolsgold"
P.S. Rafe has got girl arms.

That was a pre wurst-love photo. Directly after that was taken and the sabre dance began, my arms suddenly assumed the girth of a Belgian beer-drinker's impressively distended stomach.

You have that effect on this country girl, Romeo.

PS: Butter is a douchebag.
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c-lando

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« Reply #32 on: January 11, 2005, 02:51:11 PM »

Quote from: "Rafeyboy"
 the sabre dance


 I love you guys.

And, YES - Butter is a douchebag.
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Butter

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« Reply #33 on: January 11, 2005, 02:58:33 PM »

Quote from: "c-lando"
Quote from: "Rafeyboy"
 PS- Butter is a douchebag.

And, YES - Butter is a douchebag.


And here I thought we were finally steering this puppy off topic.
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Kwyjibo

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« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2005, 04:00:39 PM »

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And here I thought we were finally steering this puppy off topic.

Your douchebaggery is well known therefore we can generally prattle off topic a little more than usual.  Every now and then though we need to be snapped back to reality.  Lest we forget that, yes, you are a douchebag.
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Jonathan

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« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2005, 10:27:53 PM »

Huh. I could have sworn before I left for my game today at 2:30 that I made a post reminding everyone that Butter is, in fact, a douchebag and that we should get back on topic. Yet, the post isn't there. Weird.

Remember, everyone, Butter is a douchebag.
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Hell Toupee

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« Reply #36 on: January 13, 2005, 03:35:23 AM »

Hey, I thought it was Butter ON a douchebagette....

Why didn't I get the memo?

-ct
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« Reply #37 on: January 13, 2005, 11:52:29 AM »

Bumped so that newbies get "the picture"
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Butter

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« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2005, 11:54:38 AM »

If "the picture" involves your avatar not playing a correct game of Tetris, then yeah, I think they do get "the picture".   :spermy:
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« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2005, 12:46:42 PM »

He bought his first real douche bag,
Oh, yeah, at the five-and-dime,
He squirted it til his fingers bled,
It was the Butter of 69.

Eh?  Eh?  Am I in?
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« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2005, 12:49:41 PM »

Quote from: "monkey neck"
He bought his first real douche bag,
Oh, yeah, at the five-and-dime,
He squirted it til his fingers bled,
It was the Butter of 69.

Eh?  Eh?  Am I in?


*tears* I've missed you...
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« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2005, 12:54:59 PM »

Quote from: "monkey neck"
He bought his first real douche bag,
Oh, yeah, at the five-and-dime,
He squirted it til his fingers bled,
It was the Butter of 69.

Eh?  Eh?  Am I in?


Fan-fucking-tastic

However, management will have to get back to you
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Kwyjibo

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« Reply #42 on: January 13, 2005, 01:03:53 PM »

Quote from: "Butter"
If "the picture" involves your avatar not playing a correct game of Tetris...

I often noticed this, but never wanted to be a total douchebag and point it out.
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« Reply #43 on: January 13, 2005, 01:04:04 PM »

Dan's Guide to Douchebaggery

douche bag n : a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas You are considered a douchebag if you perform any of the following:

-Wear pink or jean shorts
-Pop your collar
-Wear loafers with shorts
-Tuck in a designer T-shirt
-Wear croakies
-Do a burnout in the Career Center parking lot
-Say you like Fran Tytell's class when she's not around
-Are named Dylan Greenwood
-Claim that George Bush has a clue
-Have a name that rhymes with maticipeth long
-Have a bowl cut past the age of 16
-Wear sunglasses inside
-Take a girl to a bowling alley for a first date
-Order a Hi-C Punch shake from Cookout
-Hang out at Walmart
-Supervise the school cafeteria
-Have a vanity plate
-Have car modifications that are worth more than the car
-Are 50+ and wear a tank top
-Wear a leather vest with a long sleeved shirt underneath
-Drive a silver BMW 323i with Duke vanity plates
-Threaten to sue a college if it doesn't admit you
-Tell a teacher that you read a textbook
-Volunteer to put a math problem on the board
-Come up with a name for your clique
-Wear a sleeveless shirt to school
-Have a rolling bookbag
-Put gel in your hair to achieve the "rugged" look
-Have delusions of grandeur about playing baseball in college
-Complain about a grade you got sophomore year
-Have a rattail or a mullet
-Come home from college every weekend
-Persistently brag about how "wasted" you got last night
-Take one class at the Career Center and it is AP Environmental Science
-Wear a baseball hat that isn't completely on your head
-Keep a Gold 'N Mild in your ear
-Are that guy in whom all the girls confide and complain about their boyfriends and you proceed to hate on the boyfriends
-Make fun of someone for being successful in school
-Make less than $100,000 annually and voted for George Bush
-Say that you would make a better Class Treasurer than Hammerin' Hamp because you have superior math skills
-Ever used the phrase "freedom fries"
-Wear Jnco shorts
-Are someone that always finds something to complain about
-Actually believed that the New Kids on the Block were hardcore
-Wear a beret
-Are on the safety patrol
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Jonathan

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« Reply #44 on: January 13, 2005, 01:20:41 PM »

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-Drive a silver BMW 323i with Duke vanity plates

Yep...you're a big-time douchebag then.
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