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foolsgold

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Re: Butter is a douchebag
« Reply #180 on: March 27, 2018, 04:14:33 PM »

Something has gone missing from my life.  A light, a beacon of hope, a constant reminder that the world isn't entirely a cold and inhospitable place, an immutable law of nature that can not be questioned or doubted.  Then, I remembered and I, once again, saw color.  Indeed, Butter is a douchebag.

I am warmed.
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Re: Butter is a douchebag
« Reply #181 on: March 28, 2018, 08:12:55 AM »

I think maybe you just peed yourself, Buddy.

Nope.

You're right.

Butter is a douchebag.
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Re: Butter is a douchebag
« Reply #182 on: March 29, 2018, 12:49:29 PM »

did i miss something?  i thought he was from nebraska
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Butter

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Re: Butter is a douchebag
« Reply #183 on: March 30, 2018, 09:42:19 AM »

If you need warmed, you should check out this awesome barrel fire I keep raging in my backyard.

Draws in visitors from all around... usually guys that are out riding the rails.  I keep a lot of spare cans of beans in my pantry for such an occasion.

Also, my house backs to a park, but watch out, it gets a bit lumpy back there.
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Re: Butter is a douchebag
« Reply #184 on: March 30, 2018, 01:49:59 PM »

you got a mole problem? 
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foolsgold

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Re: Butter is a douchebag
« Reply #185 on: March 30, 2018, 02:13:44 PM »

He doesn't as long as everyone keeps their damned mouths shut.
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Re: Butter is a douchebag
« Reply #186 on: March 30, 2018, 02:27:35 PM »

you got a mole problem? 

Yes, that's it.  Moles.  Very, very, very large moles.
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Re: Butter is a douchebag
« Reply #187 on: April 13, 2018, 07:18:15 PM »

Butter got his own special glass today when we met for lunch.

One that MK got at work as part of some promotional item, who felt it was perfect for him.

It was engraved “Douchebag Jar”
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